Supr pogo joke .

Supr pogo joke . . .
Ek baar ek aurat ko shadi karni thi,
usne newspaper mein add diya :
'ek pati chahiye, jo shadi ke baad mujhe na
maare,
jo ghar se kbhi na bhage aur
jo raat ko bistar mein mujhe satisify kare.
dusre din uske ghar ki bell baji aur
usne darwaza khola to wahan ek
admi wheelchair par baitha hua tha...
aurat ne pucha to tum mjhse shadi karne
aye ho..
usne kaha : haan...
aurat ne pucha :meri 3 sharton ka kya..
admi bola : mere hath nahin hain isliye
main tmhe shadi ke baad nahn maar
sakta..
meri tangein nahnhain iska
matlab shadi ke baad nahi bhagunga...
aurat ne kaha : meri teesri sharat ka kya?
admi ne kaha : tumne bell ki awaaz to suni
thi na.....

Rape Ke Uper Case

Court Mein Rape Ke Uper Ek Case Chal Raha Thha

Jis Ladki Ka Rape Hua Tha Vakeel Ne Us Se Pucha

Vakil: “Behenji Kya Hua Tha?”

Ladki: “Pehle Isne Mujhe Giraya”

Vakil: “Fir Kya Hua Behenji?”

Ladki: “Fir Blouse Fada”

Vakil: “Fir Behenji?”

Ladki: “Fir Pettikot Fada”

Vakil: “Fir Behenji?”

Ladki: “Fir Kya, Aapki Behn Chud Gayi“

साहब का कुत्ता मर गया

नौकर रोने लगा - साहब का कुत्ता मर गया ?

साहब बोले - भई , तुम हमारे कुत्ते को बहुत ज्यादा प्यार करते थे ?

नौकर बोला - साहब , कुछ मत पूछिए , जानी हमेशा झूठी रकाबियां जीभ से चाटकर साफ कर देता था | धोने-धुलाने से बच जाता था , हे भगवाव अब बरतन

कैसे साफ करूंगा ?

Talak Talak Talak

Adalat Mein Ek Talak Ka Case Aata Hai, Patni Judge Se Kehti Hai.

Patni: “Ye Mujhe Bahut Chodta Hai, Main In Ke Sath Nahi Reh Sakti”

Judge Uske Pati Se Puchta Hai: “Kitni Baar Chodte Ho Ek Din Mein?”

Pati: “Raat Ko Sone Se Pehle,

Phir Aadhi Raat Ko,

Phir Subah Chai Se Pehle,

Phir Chai Pee Ke,

Phir Breakfast Se Pehle,

Phir Breakfast Ke Baad,

Phir Office Jane Se Pehle,

Phir Office Se Aa Ke,

Phir Lunch Karke,

Phir Sham Ko Office Se Aa Ke,

Phir Chai Pee Ke,

Phir Dinner Se Phle Aur Fir Dinner Kar Ke,

Judge: “Itni Baar Chod Ke Tu Bor Nahi Hota?”

Pati: “Ji Jab Bor Hota Hu Tab Mutth Maar Leta Hu“

Maine Choot Suna

College Mein Ek Professor Bhooto Ke Baare Mein Bachhon Ko Lecture De Raha Tha, Aur Hall Mein Keval Ladke Hi Aaye Hue The.

Lecture Ke Beech Mein Professor Ne Puchha: “Kitne Bachhe Bhoot Mein Yakeen Karte Hai?”

Kareeb 50 Bachho Ke Haath Khade Ho Gaye.

Professor: “Bahut Achhe, Ab Ye Batao Ki Kitne Logo Ne Bhoot Ko Dekha Hai?”

Lagbag 20 Haath Khade Ho Gaye.

Professor: “Bahut Achhe, Achha Ab Ye Baatao Ki Bhoot Ko Kitne Logo Ne Bahut Kareeb Se Dekha Hai?”

Lagbhag 5 Haath Khade Ho Gaye.

Professor: “Shabash, Achha Ab Ye Batao Kitne Logon Ne Bhoot Ko Chooma Hai?”

Keval Ek Ladke Ka Haath Khada Hua Aur Wo Apna Pappu Tha.

Professor: “Maine Aaj Tak Khud Nahi Suna Ki Kisi Ne Aisa Kiya Ho, Aap Idhar Mere Paas Stage Par Aa Jaao”

Pappu Uth Kar Professor Ke Paas Chala Gaya.

Professor: “To Aapka Kahna Hai Ki Aapne Bhoot Ko Chooma Hai, Jara Baat Puri Detail Mein Batao”

Pappu: “Ohh Sorry Sir, Maine Choot Suna Tha“

Daant Mein Keeda

Husband Ghar Aya Aur Aake Bola

Husband: “Aaj Main Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Thha”

Biwi: “To Kya Bola Vo”

Husband: “Bola Ki Mere Daant Mein Keeda Hai”

Biwi: “Ji, Doctor Ne Beemari To Sahi Batayi Hai, Par Lagta Hai Jagha Galat Bata Di Hai“

Lamba Hath

College Mein Pappu Aur Uski Ek Friend Canteen Ke Bahar Bethe Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

Pappu Ki Friend Ne Ahista Se Pappu Ko Bola

Ladki: “Main Apni Zindagi Mein Koi Lamba Hath Maarna Chahti Hoon”

Pappu Kameene Pan Se Bola: “Tum Sirf Hath Maaro Lamba Khud Hi Ho Jayega“

FADDU JOKE

Must Read
1 Building jo 107 Floor ki thi,
usme
3 dost saath rehte the..
.
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1 Din Lifit kharab ho gayi, to wo
stairs se uper jane lage
chadhte-
chadhte bor
na ho jaye isliye socha ki
.
1st Friend Kisi Jang(war) Ki Story
Sunaye ga
.
2nd friend Koi Funny Story
aur
.
3rd wala Koi Sad Story
Sunaega . .
.
.
Is Tarha 107th Floor tak Pahuch
Jaayenge
.
1st Ne Jung Ki Story Sunai aur 50
Floor Tak Pohnch Gaye
.
2nd Ne Funny Story Sunai aur wo
99 Floor Par
Ponch Gaye Phir..
.
3rd sad face karke bola :-
yaaro
sadstory ye
ha ki
.
.
apne FLAT ki chabi CAR me hi
reh
gayi hai.........

BSNL

Ek Doctor ne naya clinic khola...

.
Thodi daer baad ek Aadmi aaya..
.
.
Doctor ne apne aap ko busy show karne ke
liye, telephone ka
receiver uthaya aur appointment denay k
andaz me bolne laga..
Fir phone rakne k baad...
.
Doctor Aadmi se:"Haan bataiye kya hua.. ??
.
.
.
Aadmi:" BSNL se aaya hun, telephone activate
karne k liye...

Manglasutra

Baba Saxidas Se Unki Ek Nayi Bani Cheli Ne Puchha

Cheli: “Baba Ji, Ye Manglasutra Ka Kya Use Hai?”

Baba Ji: “Ye License Hai Kamasutra Ko Bina Condom Ke Enjoy Karne Ka”

Cheli: “Wahh Ye To Pata Hi Nahi Thha, Aur Fir Ye Condom Ka Kya Use Hai?”

Baba Ji: “Ye Ek License Hai Kamasutra To Bina Manglasutra Ke Enjoy Karne Ka.“

Chutiya Banaya – Chutiya Banaya

Hamara Dost Anuj Ek Baar Kisi Kaam Se Doosre Shahar Jaa Raha Tha

Raste Mein Peshaab Aaya To Apni Bike Ko Sadak Ke Kinare Rok Kar Ek Ped Ke Niche Peshaab Karne Lag Gaya

Ped Par Ek Bandar Betha Tha, Usne Anuj Ki Nakal Karte Hue Peshaab Karna Shuru Kar Diya Jo Sidha Anuj Ke Upar Aakar Gira

Ye Dekh Kar Anuj Ko Gussa Aa Gaya, Usne Fir Apna Lund Hilana Shuru Kar Diya

Bandar Ne Bhi Dekha Dekhi Nakal Kari Aur Vo Bhi Apni Lulli Pakad Ke Hilaane Laga

Anuj Ne Ye Dekha Aur Mutthi Maarni Shuru Kar Di, Bandar Ne Bhi Uske Samne Muthi Marni Shuru Kar Di

Ab Anuj Ka Gussa Saatve Asmaan Pe Jaa Pahuncha, Usne Jeb Mein Se Blade Nikala Aur Apna Lund Kaat Diya Aur Dekhne Laga Ki Bandar Kya Karta Hai.

Tab Bandar Ped Pe Taaliya Bajane Laga Aur Uchalne Laga Aur Bola: “Chutiya Banaya – Chutiya Banaya“

PAK GAYA

2 Ladies ped k neeche baithi kaafi der se baatein kar rahi thi..
.
.
.
Achanak 1 aam gira!
.
.
Lady:"Yeh January me Aam kese gira..??
.
.
Aam bola:" PAK GAYA TERI BAATE SUN KE..

Baaja Car

Ek Call Girl Ki Ek Friend Thhi Jo Car Showroom Mein Sales Girl Thhi.

Ek Din Vo Usko Milne Gayi To Uski Friend Usko Boli

Sales Girl: “Aaj Agar Car Nahi Biki To Mera Baaja Bajj Jayega”

Call Girl Udas Mood Se Boli: “Aur Agar Aaj Mera Baaja Nahi Baja To Meri Car Bikk Jayegi“

2-2 Or 2 Or 2, Or Do

Ladke Ne Sex Start Kiya To Ladki Bolti Hai.

Ladki: “Jaanu, Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai”

Ladka: “Koi Baat Nahi Thodi Der Mein Nahi Hoga”

Ladki: “Nahi Jaanu Bohat Ho Raha Hai Nikal Lo Na”

Ladka: “Tum Bas 10 Tak Gino, Main Nikal Lunga.”

Ladki: “1-2-Aa-3-4-5-Uff-6-7-8-Aah-Aa-9-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-2 Or 2 Or 2, Or Do”

Bhonsdi Ke Apni Gaand Mein Rakh Ungli

Ek NRI India Ghumne Aaya Aur Usne Tea-Stall Par Jakar Ek Chai Order Ki.

NRI Ko Ek Chhota Ladka Chai Dene Aaya, Jisne Chai Ke Cup Ko Peene Wale Hisse Se Andar Ki Taraf Se Pakda Hua Tha.

NRI Ne Chai Ka Ek Ghoot Piya Aur Bola: “Tum Log Kab Sudhroge? Chai Is Tarah Nahi Pakadte, Ungli Nahi Doobate Chai Mein”

Ladka: “Sahab Ungli Mein Dard Hai, Dr. Ne Senkne Ke Liye Kaha Tha”

NRI Gusse Se Bola: “Bhonsdi Ke Apni Gaand Mein Rakh Ungli, Wahaan Sabse Jayada Senk Milega”

Ladka: “Sahab Abhi Tak Udhar Hi Thi, Aapke Order Ke Baad Nikalni Padi“

mardana

Ek 90 saal ka buddha rape ke ilzam mai jail gya.....

Jail mai dusre log: aap toh bekasur the toh phir aapne kuch bola q nhi.....

Buddha: are ilzam itna mardana tha ki mana nhi kar paya.....

Sirf 2000

Agar Ksi Ko S.S.C or H.S.C Board K Papers Mein
Pass Krwana Ho To
Mujhe Name or Seat No
Inbox Kr Dena
Ok..?
Sirf 2000 me
.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
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.
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.
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Main Us K liy Dua Karunga..

Tamatar

Bhikhari: Kuch khaane ko do!

Pandit: Tamatar Khao

Bhikhari: Roti do baba

Pandit: Tamatar Khao

Bhikhari: Tamatar hi khila do

Pandit's Wife: Ye Totla bolte he, Keh rahe he
KAMAKAR KHAO !

sahi faisla

Shadi ki 14th Anniversary par
.
Husband gehri soch me tha.....
Wife ne ye dekha aur pucha - Kya soch rahe
ho?
.
Husband- Yaad hai jab tumhare daddy ne
date pe pakda tha.
aur kaha tha, ya to meri beti se shadi karo
ya 14 saal k liye jail jao
.
Wife muskurate hue :- Haan to ?
.
Husband :- agar sahi faisla Liya hota to aaj
me azaad ho jata..:-D:-P:O

fish hai

Ek bewda hotel me gya aur manager se
bola- fish hai ?
.
Manager- nhi h
Bewda chala gya, thodi der bad fir aaya
.
Bewda- sir ji, fish h.
Manager- bola na tere ko nhi h
Wo fir chala gya
Thodi der baad fir aaya- fish hai
.
manager- sale, akal k andhe agar fir
aaya
na fansi laga dunga kamine.
.
Ab manager ko pakka yakeen tha ki wo
nhi
aayega lekin mushkil se aadha ghanta
hua,
wo fir aaya
.
Bewda- manager , Rassi hai kya ?
Manager- nhi
.
Bewda- ''achha to fish hai......'

baarish

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota,
baarish ho jaati...
Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne
bhagwan ka
shukrya kiya aur dukaan se
surf lene gaya....
Tabhi achanak zor zor se
badal garajney
lagey...
Santa fatafat aasman ki
taraf mooh kar ke
bola...
"kidhar..???
.
.
.
.
mai to biscuit lene aaya
hu...!! :p:O

Panty

Santa Banta Park Mein Sair Kar Rahe
The,

Ek Premi Jode Ko Pyar Karte
Dekh Banta Ne Santa Se Puchha.

Banta: Vasna, Pyar Aur Shadi In
Teenon Mein Kya Antar Hai ?

Santa: "Sirf Panty Ka Antar Hai"

Banta: Wo Kaise ?

Santa: "Vasna Mein Panty Ko Fadte
Hai, Pyar Mein Utarte Hai Aur Shadi
Mein
.
.Dhote Hai"

Muth maar li

Awesome ONe ...

Boy gf ko msg kiya: kal date pe tum mujhe kiss do gi?

Girl: nahi kisi ne dekh liya to?
Boy: koi nahi dekhey ga.. Baroda rakho much per
Girl: Ok de doon gi
Boy: Boobs suck karne do gi?
Girl: ok kar lena
After 20 mints

boy texts: yeh sab ghalat hai... main tumhein
touch bhi nahi karna chahta.......
Girl:
mujhe pata hai tu ne m#tth maar li hai
kuttay;;)
=))
.
hahahahaha

kitne baje hai

2 student raat me padh rhe the.. 
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1st:"kitne baje hai yaar.. ??
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2nd ne patthar uthakar samne
girls hostel me
mara..
1 ladki nikli boli:"kamino ab to
so jao raat ke 2 baj rahe hai...

Store policy

Pappu:" Mujhe Dog Food lena hai..
.
.
SALES GIRL:" Kya aapke paas Kutta
hai.. ??
.
Pappu:" Haa ghar pe hai..
.
SALES GIRL:" Sorry! Store policy hai
ke zarurat dekh kar item sale karo..
.
NEXT DAY Pappu:" Mujhe Cat Food
lena hai
.
SALES GIRL:" Sorry Sir pehle Billi la
ke dikhao..
.
3 din bad Pappu bag le ke store
aaya aur bola:" Bag me hath dal
kesabot dekh lo..
.
SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli:" Koi
Garam, Geeli aur Mulayum cheez
hai Kya hai.. ??
.
Pappu:" Ye meri Potty hai, aur
mujhe aaj
"TOILET PAPER" lena hai.

CHUDEL

2 Bhoot apas mein Baat karte hai...
.
.
.
.
Kitni Ajeeb Baat hai na, Larke Marne ke baad Bhoot ban jaate hai.,,
Lekin Larkiyan..

CHUDEL ki CHUDEL hi Rehti hai.

juthe

ek shadi shuda aadmi or ek
kuwari ladki ka affair chal raha
tha.....
.
ek din wo date pe gaye...
bahut samay ek dusre k sath
bitaya.....
.
fir aadmi ne ghar jate
waqt apne jute or pant mitti me
ragde....
jab wo ghar gaya tab.....
.
biwi -itni der kaha the tum..?
.
husband -mein tumse kch chupana
ni
chahta hun.
mera aik afair chal raha he or me
date pe gaya tha.
.
.
.
biwi (pant &jute dekh kar)-juthe,
football khel ke aye ho na....?

Ganda wala joke..

Ganda wala joke.....
.
.
Santa ki bv bacche ki potty test krwane gayi.

Dr.-Ye potty nhi Halwa h!

Biwi: 1 phone kr lu?

Dr.- Kyo?

Biwi-Unko batana h k potty unke tiffin me
chali gayi hai

Emergency

Petrol pump se 21 KM door
1 Fauji truck ka petrol khatam
ho gaya

2nd seat par Major beitha tha
Pappu driver ne Major ko bataya k Sir
Petrol pump tak dhakka
lagana parray ga
Sub neechay utray Aur
Dhakka Lagana shuru kia
kaafi dair baad Petrol pump par
pahunch gaye
Kuchh jawan thak k behosh ho gaye
Pappu ne petrol dalwana shuru kia to

Major ne kaha k Peechhy jo drum hai
Us me bhe dalwa Lo

Pappu: Sir, Wo tou full hai
Emergency k liye rakha hua hai.

sabse faadu joke ever

Ek bar ek bf ne gf ko long drive pe
bulaya apni
nayi sports car dikhaane ke liye
.
Ek bet lgi ki jitna fast bf car
chlaayega utni fast
gf apne cloths utaaegi
.
Boy starts the car and reached the
speed of150kmph girl ne apna top faad diya
.
Phit usne 250kmph tak car ki speed
phuncha di
.
Girl ne apne saare kpde faad diye or
itni speed
me raasta nahi dikha or accident ho
gaya aur bf car ke neeche fas jaata
hai.
.
Bf- ja aur khi se help leke aa..
gf- kese me toh puri tarah se nude
hun
bf- ye le mera shoe(joota) or jaa
gf ne apni taango ke bich shoe ko
fsaya or ek
service station pe jake boli
.
Gf- pls help me ...mera bf fas gaya
hai.
.
Service man ne shoe dekha or
behosh ho gaya...

kar do savera

Pappu ki gf Pappu se
.
.
.
Gf:" Jaanu Mujh par shayari banao..
.
Pappu:" In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho
andhera..
.
..
.
In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho andhera..
.
.
.
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Ho jao takli aur kar do savera..

Pappu Rocks - Gf Shock..

Hukkaaa Piyoooo Hukkaaaa'!!!!!!

Ek Minister Pagal Khaneke Daure par tha.

Ek Pagal Bola: Minister Sahib Ek
Cigarette aur Maachis dena.

Minister ne cigarette diya aur Dr. se
bola:
doctor,ye aadmi to achhe se baat
kar raha hai...kahin se pagal
nahilagh raha hai.....

Pagal ne Cigarette Tod ke Tobacco
Apne Sir par dala
aur Machis se Aag laga di.....Phir
Apni Dhoti Utha ke, L**d Hila ke
bola:
Lo Minister Sahib, Hukkaaa Piyoooo
Hukkaaaa'!!!!!!

Solid Baat

Ek bahut bade aadmi ne kaha hai ki.......
.
.
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Us ladki par bhadosa mat karo...
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.
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Jiska facebook pa srif ek hi profile pic hai. ....

SAVITA BHABHI

Duniya ka sabse badnasib pati kuon hai....
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Jiska patni ka naam SAVITA hai.

Arz kiya he

Arz kiya he
Kya hua tha raat
me
kaise mar gaya
Tony
.
wah wah
.
Gaur farmayga
Kya hua tha raat
me
kaise mar gaya
Tony
.
wah wah
.
Janne k Liye
dekhiye CID,
only on Sony ..

mein Prostitute hu

Ladka ladki ko pataa ke car me
jungle le gaya.

Ladke ne sex shuru kiya to ladki
boli: "Mein bataana bhool gayi ki
mein Prostitute hu aur ek baar ke
500 leti hu."

Ladke ne majburi me paise diye fir
Start ho gaya.
Karne ke baad ladka cigarette
peene laga.
.
Ladki: "Chalo, waapas nahi jaana
kya?"

Ladka: "Mein bataana bhool gaya
tha ki mein Taxi Driver hu aur
yaha se shahar ke 800 leta hu."

Andar Garmi thi iss liye baahar baithi hoon.;

Aik Aurat adhi raat ko kabristaan ki
ek kabar pe baithi thi
.
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Ek musafir ne usse dekha aur poocha :"Darr
nhi lagta tumhe jo yahan aakar baithi ho ???
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Aurat :"Lo isme Darne ki kya baat hai
.
.
.
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Andar Garmi thi iss liye
baahar baithi hoon.;):D

Apne Nahi PiyaTabi to Hmne Liya.

1 admi ne 100 times khoon daan karke record bnaya

Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko prize diya.
ye kehte hue ki
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Apne Nahi PiyaTabi to Hmne Liya..

ladka airforce me ho

Ek murgi ne baaz se shadi kar li..
.
.
.
To murga bola hum mar gaye the
kya..
.
.
.
Murgi boli mai to tumse hi shadi
karna chahti thi..
Lekin mera baap chahta tha ladka
airforce me ho..

baj gyi pungi...

Teacher: Art ki copy mai train banawo, mai 5 mint mai
aarahi hon
.
10 mint baad
.
Teacher: Train dikhawo....

Students: Ap late hogayi, Train 5 mint pahle hi
chali gayi....
.
.
baj gyi pungi...

santa rockd.

Teacher- jo mere nxt qustion ka
jawab
dega vo ghar ja skta hai...

Tabhi santa ne apna bag class ke
bahar fake diya
.
.
Teacher- vo bag kisne feka hai ?
Santa- maine.
Or ab mai ghar ja rha hu..

Teacher.. shockd santa rockd...

G##nd ka operation tha

wo apni badkismati ka kissa kis ko sunata
ghalib...
.
.
.
..
G##nd ka operation tha...
Aur doctor bhi 'Shaukeen' nikla...

Jisko samjha like karo........

abbbbbbeeee kamine Hum Bolat hai

Pappu English Sekhny Angrej k pass
gya...
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.
2 Months k bad Wapis aaya to Usy
angrej ki...
Call aayi. !!!
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Pappu: Who is Speaking?
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Angrej: abbbbbbeeee kamine Hum
Bolat hai jackson.....

Jaan, naraz mat hona

Ek chuha(rat) sharaab k glass me
gir gaya...
.
.
Wahan se ek billi guzar rhi thi
.
.
chuhe ne billi se kaha ki mujhe
yahan se nikalo
phir chaho to mujhe kha lena.
.
.
Billi ne laat mari or glass
gira diya.
.
.
Chuha nikal kr bhaga or bill me
ghuss gaya
.
Billi na kaha : jhoote,
dhokebaaz,
tum to keh rahe thee k mujhe
nikalo,
phir chaho to mujhe kha lena...
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.
.
Chuha Muskuraya Or Bola :.
.
Jaan, naraz mat hona, Us waqt
main sharab ke
Nashy me tha.:-P:-D

Asi "GUJJAR" honde aa

Asi v GUJJAR honde aan 

Chohadri Sahab
ne nikah k bad bevi ko Car me bthaya to wo boli
Eni wadi car

Ch/Sb
Asi "GUJJAR" honde aa

Ghr ponch kr boli
Ena wada ghr

Ch/Sb
Asi "GUJJAR" honde aan,

Jb kmry me ponchi to boli
Ena wada kamra

Ch/Sb
Asi "GUJJAR" honde aa
Jb
CH/Sb
kam dalne lage to bola
Ena wada phuda
Bevi bole
Asi v GUJJAR" honde aan

computer opreator

Aik admi ki shadi aik mobile computer may kam krnay wali larki say hui jab shohar ghounghat uthanay laga to biwi boli baraye maharbani menu say intikhab kijiah bed par bathnay kay liye 1 dabaien ghounghta uthanay k liye 2 dabaien btaien krnay k liye 3 dabaien aur sonay k liye 4 dabaien shohar gussay say bola bachay paida krnay k liye kaya dabaoun biwi boli system is number ki shanakhat nai kr raha baraye maharbani 420 par cal krien!

Na khud chodta he

1 aurat apne Aashiq se chudwa rhi thi..

itne me uska Shohar agya Or Ashiq ko marne Laga..

Orat:

Or maro Bharwe ko

apni BV chudti nahi dusron ki BV chodne Aajate hen.

itne me Aashiq ko josh Aaya or wo Shohar ko marne Lga..

Orat
Or zor se maro Dallay ko

Na khud chodta he

na ksi or ko chodny
deta hey.

Ye Toh Bht Bara Hy

Girl: Janu Ye Toh Bht Bara Hy
Boy: Koshish Toh Kro
Girl: Janu Bht Mota Hy
Boy: Doobara Try Kro
Girl: Poora Nhi Jae Ga
Boy: Jaan Tumhe Meri Kasam
Girl: Andar Se Paani Nikal Rha Hy
Boy: Acha Aakhri Baar Try Kro
Girl: Uff Mere Kapre Kharab Ho Gae, Ab Tum Hee Saare
Gol Gappay
Khao Mujhe Nhi Khany.

khud hi check kar ke bta di jiye…

Ek aurat murgi walay k pas gai..or boli koi achi c murgi dikhao?..
Murgi wallay ne pehli murgi dikhai”
Orat ne uskay neechay hath lagaya or boli nai ye karachi ki hai koi or dikhao,
Dusri murgi k neechay hath laga k boli ye faisalabad ki hai,
Teesri murgi k neechay hath laga k boli haan ye Lahore ki hai,ye de do..
Pesay denay k bad orat boli ay bhai tum kahan k ho..?
Murgi wala sharmatay huay, ab ye bhi ap khud hi check kar ke bta di jiye…

Women personality

Women personality followed by her BRAZIER size
32:Innocent
34:Beautiful
36:Sexy
38:Agressive
40:Hungry
42: playful
44:daring
46:Wild
48:Tennis Wali Bhabhi?:-)