How to torture a woman?
Give her an ARMANI dress,
DIAMOND jewelry,
MAC cosmetics,
LOUIS VUITTON bag,
GUCCi shoes,
And lock her in a room,
without mirror...
TADAP-TADAP KE MARR JAAYEGi..'.........
Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
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A woman is driving 1st time on the highway.
Her husband calls & says: "Be careful love,
It's just been on the radio,
that some one is driving opposite to the traffic on the highway.."
She replies: "Someone..? These rascals are in hundreds.!!!
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Why do most indian women request 4 the same husband,
in the next life.?..
Arre..itni mehnat se trained kiya hai..
waste thodi jane denge.!
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STOCK MARKET EFFECT:
Depressed Husband to his fat wife:
"You are my only investment,
that has doubled.''
Give her an ARMANI dress,
DIAMOND jewelry,
MAC cosmetics,
LOUIS VUITTON bag,
GUCCi shoes,
And lock her in a room,
without mirror...
TADAP-TADAP KE MARR JAAYEGi..'.........
Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
-------------
A woman is driving 1st time on the highway.
Her husband calls & says: "Be careful love,
It's just been on the radio,
that some one is driving opposite to the traffic on the highway.."
She replies: "Someone..? These rascals are in hundreds.!!!
---------
Why do most indian women request 4 the same husband,
in the next life.?..
Arre..itni mehnat se trained kiya hai..
waste thodi jane denge.!
-----------
STOCK MARKET EFFECT:
Depressed Husband to his fat wife:
"You are my only investment,
that has doubled.''
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