Chut Ka Baal

Santa Honeymoon Par Gaya Abhi Maza Aana Shuru Ho Hi Raha Thha Ke Santa Ke Kamre Mein Bhoot Aaya. 

Bhoot To Santa: “Mein Tujhe Lene Aaya Hoon”

Santa Usko Talne Ke Liye Bola: “Kal Aana Abhi Mein Busy Hoon

” Bhoot: “Ha Ha Ha Bhoot Kabhi Kisi Ka Intezaar Nahi Karte

” Santa: “Hmm, Ek Kaam Kar Pehle Jaa Ke Samundar Mein Machili Gin Kar Aa

” Bhoot Gaya Aur 5 Seconds Mein Vapis Aa Gaya

Bhoot: “Ho Gaya”

Santa: “Jaa Ke Taare Gin Kar Aa”

Bhoot: “Ye Bhi Ho Gaya”

Ab Bechara Santa Musibat Mein Fass Gaya Santa Ki Patni Ye Sab Dekh Rahi Thhi,
Usne Kuch Socha Aur Boli

Patni: “Aap Ruke, Mein Bhoot Ko Bejthi Hoon”

Usne Bhoot Ko Side Mein Lejake Najane Kya Kaha Ki Bhoot Fir Vapis Nahi

Aya Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Us Se Puucha

Santa: “Yaar Subhe Ho Gayi Par Bhoot Abhi Tak Aya Nahi,
Kahan Beja Hai Use

” Patni Muskurati Hue Boli: “Bhoot Ko Choot Ka Baal Sida Karne Ko Diya“<