witch

Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided that they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail.

When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men. So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business.

After the two men were finished, they started for home and got to talking. The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or even groaned. How was it for you?"

The second old man replied, "I think mine was a witch."

The first man asked, "How's that?"

"Well," said the second man, "when I nibbled on her breast, she farted and flew out the window!"

a man have a good time

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
Q: Whats a condom and a coffin got in common?
A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and one is going!
Q: When is a man most intelligent, before, after or during sex?
A: During sex cuz he's plugged up to the knowledge source=:)
Q: Why do women like to have sex with the lights off?
A: They can't stand to see a man have a good time!

Men Will Be Men

Three Women Loves A Same Guy.
But The Guy Has To Choose Only One.
So He Decided To Test Them By Giving $5000 To Each One Of Them To Spend.
1st Lady Bought Costly Cosmetics For Herself, She Wanted To Look Good For Him.
2nd Lady Bought The Branded Shirts For The Guy, She Wanted To Make Him Look Dashing .
3rd Lady Didn’t Spend Any Money And Deposited It To The Bank To Get Interest, She Wanted To Save The Money
For Their Future.
At Last.
The Man Married The Lady, Who Has Big Boobs .
Moral: Men Will Be Men.

Top lEvel Question

Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: Cover me im going in!
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
Q: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.
Girl: "Hey, what's up?"
Boy: "If I tell you, will you sit on it?"
Q: What’s the difference between you and eggs?
A: Eggs get laid and you don’t

Sex is like math

Sex is like math.
Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don’t Multiply!
Sex is like a misdameanor, the more I miss it, da meaner I get
Q: How do you know if you have a high sperm count ?
A: If she has to chew before she can swallow.
Q: Two potatos are standing on a corner, how can you tell which one is a prostitute?
A: The one that says IDAHO!
Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: Cover me im going in!

joke about my dick?

Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."
Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q: How do you properly fuck a fat woman?
A: Role her around in flower and find the wet spot!
Whats the differance between a roast beef sandwich and a blow job?
( "I don’t know what?" )
You don’t know? soooo...you wanna do lunch tomorrow?
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis?
The man.
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
Q: What does fucking a woman and cooking an egg in the microwave have in common?
A: Both end with a loud, annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean up.
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.

April Fool

Pathan Biwi Se: “Aaj Hum Aage Se Sex Karega”
Wife Ye Sun Ke Khushi Se Salwar Utaar Ke Tangein
Utha Ke Bed Pe Lait Gayi
Pathan: “April Fool, April Fool Banaya.“   o_O

SANDAS par pesh he GAZAL

SANDAS par pesh he GAZAL

Aaj dast kya lage,
hum behal ho gaye,
Hag hag k kule hamare laal ho gaye.

In ghutno me ab to dard ho gaya,
Seat pe bethna bhi dushwar ho gaya.

Pet me na jane kya gud gud hota he, Ab to har pal jane ka mood hota he.

Dho dho k hamari jaan nikal gayi, 1 pichkari abhi mari thi, Dekho dusri phir aa gayi.

Puchur Puchuk Sarrar na jaane kaisi aawaze aati he, Padosan kehti hai dhire karo, Choti baby darr jaati he.

Apni bebasi ko dhund raha hu iss gazal me,Arrey koyi motor chala do,Pani nhi aa raha he nal me.

Gazal acchi lage toh Daad dena,Nhi toh zor se Paad dena...

Sachche dost ki 3 nishani...

Sachche dost ki 3 nishani....

Ek to bhosdika kabhi phone nahi karega....

Dusra - har kaam ke liye haan bolega lekin bhenchod ek din ka kaam dus din mein bhi nahi karega....

Aur teesra, ladkiyo ko senti-wale sms bhejega aur humein lauda-lasun, choot, tatti,randi wale sms bhejega..

Naseeb Naseeb

Ek Ladke Ko Darr Tha Ki Vo Exam Mein Fail Na Ho Jaye To Raat Ko Chhat Pe Ek Taara Tootte Dekh Usne Pass Hone Ki Mannat Mangi

Piche Khade Uske Dad Ne Ye Suna To Usko Samjhate Hue Bole.

Papa: "Beta, Log Chand Par Pahuch Gaye, Aur Tum Toote Taaron Mein Apna Naseeb Dhund Rahe Ho?"

Beta: "Papa, Science Ne Test Tube Baby Banaya, To Kya Hum chodna Chhod De"

Duniya "MADARCHOD " Hai.

(Masterji) - Baccho duniya gol hai..

(Student) - Aap kehte ho to, maan leta hoon........:|  warna papa to kehte hain.......

" Duniya "MADARCHOD " Hai.. >=) =)) 

PATNI K Nipple

PATI Suhagraat Pe PATNI K Nipple Chuste Huve:

Tumhare Nipples Kitne Narm Garm or Sharbati hai"

PATNI (sharmate huye) :
Pata nahi ji
Jitne Muh
Utni Baatein"...

Condom Laye Ho Kya?

Boy Friend Ne Ek Din Apni Girlfriend Ko Kaha

Ladka: “Janu, Kya Main Tumhe Ek Kiss Kar Sakta Hun?”

Ladki: “Condom Laye Ho Kya?”

Ladke Ko Samajh Na Aaya To Usne Puchha

Ladka: “Arrey, Kiss Karne Ke Liye Condom Ki Kya Jarurat Hai?”

Ladki: “Achha, Sharif To Aise Ban Rahe Ho Jaise Kiss Karne Ke Baad Khade Hathiyar Pe Meri Panty Tangoge?“

Oh God, I’m coming

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn’t forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, “Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.” Johnny thinks that’s neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnny’s dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, “Daddy! Daddy! Mommy’s dying!” His father says, “Calm down, son! Why do you think Mommy’s dying?” “Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy’s balloons and she’s screaming, ‘Oh God, I’m coming!’”

I think I can do

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop and asks the clerk to show him a scope.

The clerk takes out a scope and says to the man, “This scope is so good, you can see my house up on that hill.”

The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.

“What’s so funny?” asks the clerk.

“I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house,” the man replies.

The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, “Here are two bullets. I’ll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife’s head off and shoot the guy’s dick off.”

The man takes another look through the scope and says, “You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!”

For crying out loud

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, “Honey, my hands are freezing!”

She says, “Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up.”

After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, “Man! My hands are really freezing!”

She says again, “Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up.” He does, and again that warms him up.

After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, “Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!”

She looks at him and says, “For crying out loud, don’t your ears ever get cold?”

IPL fever -

IPL fever - 

A man had great tickets for the IPL Final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty." 

"This is incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the IPL Final,the biggest sporting event, and not use it?" 

"Well,actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first IPL Final we haven't been to together since we got married.

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral..."

Santa in high class Restaurant

Santa in high class Restaurant:
Cute sexy WAITRESS- Sir, wat wud u like?
Santa - I wud like 2 Hug n Kiss ur tits
Play wit ur Boobs
Squeez ur Nipples
Run my Hands in ur Skirt
Put Fingers in ur Pussy
Take U 2 Bed 
den Fuck u full day
dats wat i Wud lik 2 do
but what i NEED now is a 
SADA DOSA. . .

get to the last woman

A guy and his manager go down to the docks. The manager is betting every dockworker he sees that his guy can make love to 100 women in a row, without pausing, and satisfy them all.

Bets are made, and they agree that they’ll meet the next day. The next day, 100 women are lined up along the dock. The guy drops his pants and starts.

True to his word, he moves from one to the next, satisfying each one without pausing: 1.. 2.. 3.. on and on he goes: 49.. 50.. 51.. He slows down somewhat: 83.... 84.... 85.... but he is still moving from one to the next, and the women are still satisfied: 97............ 98............. 99.............

...and before he can get to the last woman, he has a heart attack and dies.

The manager scratches his head in puzzlement and says, “I don’t understand it! It went perfectly well at practice this morning!”

Aurat Hakim se

Aurat Hakim se- Mujhe Doodh nahi aata hai.
Hakim - Choos k check karna padega. 
Aurat - Thik hai pehle Abbajaan ko check kar lo, unko 2 din se Peshab nahi aaya hai.

Boy girl hotel gaye

Boy girl hotel gaye. girl ne costly(mehnge) items order kiye.
Boy - apni maa ke ghar mein bhi yahi sab khati ho kya. 
Girl- nahi, par maa ke ghar mein dinner k baad meri choot nahi maari jaati hai.

Lund Or Zuban

Lund Or Zuban Me Kya Samanta Hai- dono me Haddi Nahi Hai, 
dono Pe Kabu Rkhna Mushkil Hai, 
dono Se Pichkari Mar Sakte Hain,
dono Ko Tarah Tarah Ki Item chakhne Ka shok hai.

Gaand Dhoni Hai..

Lady (to Shopkeeper) - 1 Shampoo Plz...

Shopkeeper - Koun Sa???
Agar HEAD ke Baal Dhone Hai Toh "HEAD N SHOULDER".
Agar PANTY ke Baal Dhone Hai Toh " PANTENE" Le Lo...

Lady - "GARNIER" De Do - Gaand Dhoni Hai....

Khud Maar Lo

Police Station Mein Dhobi Ne Santa Ke Khliaf Complaint Ki.

Dobhi Rote Huye Bola : “Iss Saale Sante Ne Meri Biwi Ki Ijjat Lutt Li”

Police Wala: “Kyu Be, Kyu Kiya Tune aisa?”

Santa: “Sir Ji, Meri Koi Galti Nahi Hai. Main Toh Kapde Press Karvane Gaya Thha”.

Police Wala: “Fir?”

Santa: “Mene Isko Awaj Lagayi Toh Ye Bola Ki, Main Khana Kha Raha Hun Istri(iron/lady) Garam Hai Khud Maar Lo“

Aur Maine Chakk Te Fattttttttttte.......

Isski Silaai

Mochi Ki Shaadi Huyi.
Suhaag Raat Mein Woh Kuch Kiye Bina Hi So Gaya.
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BiVi Ne Uska Haath Apne Neeche Lagaya Toh Woh Chonk Ke Bola
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"Isski Silaai Ke 35 Ruppaye Lunga"

tansen birbal

Ek din tansen birbal se bolla ki mein tujhe meri puri property de dunga, agar tune rani ke boobs chuse toh. 

Birbal tension mein akar bolla mein tujhe kar ke dikhata hun. 

Dusre Din Birbal ne Rani ki dasi ko khujli ka pawder diya aur kaha ki rani ke boobs ki massage kardo, dasi ne massage kardi. 

Thodi der ke baad rani ke boobs khujane lage... toh rani chillakar Akbar ke pass gayi akbar ne birbal ko bulaya aur bolla ki kya kare tabhi birbal ne kaha ki kissi samajdar admi se rani ke boobs chuswahiye.

pure duniya mein birbal se samajdar koi nahi tha, toh birbal ne hi raani ke boobs chusse aur tansen ko bhi dikhaya.

Tansen ye dekh kar hairan ho gaya aur birbal ne sari property uske naam par karne ko kaha tansen apni baat se mukar gaya.

Birbal ko ye baat pata thi toh usne tansen se kaha ki

Meine Akbar ke payjame mien bhi khujli ka pawder dal diya hai aur usse kaha hai ki kissi ache gane wale se Lund chuswaiye.

Kaun Banegi Garbhvati

Ek Ladke Ka Mobile Baja, Usne Mobile Uthaya Toh Aage Se Ek Bhari Si Awaaj Aayi.

Namskar Bhai, Main "Kaun Banegi Garbhvati" Se Bole Raha Hoon,

Mere Sath Hot Bed Par Hain Apki Girlfriend,

Ab Agli Awaaj Hogi Aap Ki Girlfriend Ki,

AAh! UhH! AaH! Uyi! Aah! Janu I Am Sorry

Gulab ka phool

ek din jab teacher class me aayi toh usne apni blouse mein gulab ka phool laga rakha tha.. 

usne bachcho se pooch Batao Gulab ka phool kya pi kar taaza rahta hai.. 

Guddu:-doodh pi kar.. 

Madam (sharmatte huye):- 
Hat ye toh Paani pita hai.. 

Guddu:-aayela, uski stem(nali) itni niche tak hai kya..mujhe pata nahi tha...lol

Bed Zara Majbut Banana

Ek Admi Ke Bete Ki Shadi Hone Wali Thi Toh Woh Furniture Wale Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola.

Aadmi: Mistri Ji, Bed Zara Majbut Banana, Mere Ladke Ne Bahu Pe Chadna Hai.

Ab Mistri Bhi Pura Kameena Tha, Bola: Ji Chinta Na Kijiye, Aisa Majboot Bed Banaunga Ki Sara Mohalla Bhi Bahu Pe Chad Jaaye Toh Bhi Nahi Tutega.

majdoor ko khodna aur baap ko Thokna mat sikha

Chuha ped pe chad gaya.
Monkey : ped pe kyun aaya.
Chuha : arre chiku khane aya hun yaar.
Monkey : Abe ghonchu ye toh aam ka
ped(tree) hai.
Chuha : zindagi me ek baat yaad rakhna
Chutiye, majdoor ko khodna aur baap
ko Thokna mat sikha..main chiku sath
lekar aaya hun, DK boss : D

Iski behn ki.....Saala nishana chuuk gaya.

Ek baar Guddu aam ke ped par patthar maar ke aam todne ki khosish kar raha tha.....
Lekin har baar nishaana chuuk raha tha....
Jab bhi nishaana chuukta.....toh woh zor se chillatha....."Iski behn ki.....Saala nishana chuuk gaya...."
Wahan se ek saadhu baba ja raha tha....usne gaaliya sooni toh woh ghussa ho gaya....
Saadhu: Dekho bachha, aise nahi bolthe...
Guddu ne fir patthar mara aur fir chillaya..."Iski behn ki.....Saala firse nishana chuuk gaya...."
Saadhu: Dekho bachha, aise nahi bolthe...
Guddu ne fir patthar mara aur fir chillaya..."Iski behn ki.....Saala firse nishana chuuk gaya...."
Abh Saadhu ko ghussa aaya....
Saadhu: Ja mein tujhe shraap deta hoon, Abh agar firse tune galat bola.....toh aasman se TEER(arrow) aayega aur tere pichwade mein gush jayega...

Guddu ne fir patthar mara aur fir chillaya..."Iski behn ki.....Saala firse nishana chuuk gaya...."

Abh bijli kadkti hai.... aur aasman se ek TEER aaker saadhu ke pichwade mein gush jaata hai....

Aasman se uparwaale ki awwaz aati hai......."Iski behn ki.....Saala nishana chuuk gaya...."

see these boxxes 📠 🔔 👃 ⛄ 💏 💑 🎃 👶

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TOP 17 QUESTION TOP !& ANSWERS

1. What is the difference between medium and rare?
A. 6 inches is medium, 9 inches is rare

2. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

3. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

4. What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A. A bloody waste of fucking time.

5. Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.

6. What is the first sign of AIDS?
A. A pounding sensation in the ass.

7. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

8. What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A. Whores fuck everyone at the party, Bitches fuck everyone at the party except you.

9. What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully?
A. Miracle whip.

10. What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A. They can both smell it, but can't eat it.

11. What is the lightest thing in the world?
A. A penis...even a thought can raise it.

12. Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife...
A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.

13. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?
A. About two inches.

14. What's the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

15. What's the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence!

16. What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
A. Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed.
Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.

17. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A. One of his fingers is clean. 

JOKES MASSUP

A ghost went for haircut.

Barber said : Baad mein aao,

busy hu!

Ghost said something and barber fainted.
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“Sar rakh kar jaa raha hu, baad mein le jaaonga:O   X_X ************************* 


Arz kiya h:
Jalbazi mei shadi karke sara jivan bigad loe.
Jalbazi mei shadi karke sara jivan bigad loe.
Soch samaj ke karoge fir bhi kya ukhad loge=D =)) X_X 

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Main kudi nu keha skype te aja. 
Mainu kehndi main eedan di kudi nhi haigi=D =)) 

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Touching story-
A boy and girl went for a walk. While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone & starts bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupatta and wrap it around his leg.
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She looks in his eyes and says...
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"sochna bhee mat.....Designer suit hain '' =)) =)) 
Girls r girls 

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Solid one ...

Santa train ke toilet mein susu kar raha tha. Saamne likha tha:

"oopar mat dekhna"

Santa se raha na gaya.....usne oopar ki taraf dekha.....wahan likha tha:

"Manega nahi Bhenchood......."=))=D =))=D 

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America:- Mobile Humari Khoj
Hai.
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China:- Sim Card Humari Khoj
Hai.
. Japan:- Sms Humari Khoj Hai.
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Koria:- Bluetooth Humari Khoj
Hai.
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INDIA:- .
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MISS CALL HuMARI GIRLFREND
KI KHOJ Hai. :p:O  

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A sir wrote on the board the word "FATIGUE" n askd a gujju student to pronounce it... 
He pronouncd: FAATIGYU X_X

MARD hone k 6 fayade

MARD hone k 6 fayade:
1. 'Un Dino' ka tension nahi hota.
2. Koi Heavy saaman latakta nahi rahta (.)(.)
3. Nange bhi ghumo to kisi ki bhavnaye nahi jaagti.
4. Virgnity ka koi proof nahi hota.
5. Khujane pe hath geela nahi hota.
6. And above all, jaha chahe waha moot sakte h.
Njoy V R MEN.!
Jiyo lund utha ke...

Friendship Adult Version

Friendship Adult Version:

Friendship is not About
'I'm sorry'
Its About
'LUND SE'

Its not about
'Where are you?'
Its about
'KAHA GAND MARA RAHA HAI'

Its not about
'No'
Its about
'GHANTA'

Its not about
'TOO SMALL'
Its about
'JHAANT BARABAR'

Its not about
'TOO BIG'
Its about
'GAND PHAADU!'

Its not about
'DIFFICULTY'!
Its about
'GAND FAT GAI'

And

Its not about
'WE WILL ROCK!'
Its about
'MAA CHOD DENGE'
Fwd to all your loving gaandu groups
Bachpan se 2 hi cheezein sabse zyada mili hai...
Biscuits aur dost!
Farq sirf itna hai ki biscuits Marie k mile
aur dost. . . . .Chut-marie ke..!.