if he needed to wear glasses

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Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears.
When they arrived home from the hospital, the
parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over
and see their new baby.

Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son
would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So,
Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny
before going to the neighbors. He said, "Now,
son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I
want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your
butt when we get back home.

"I promise not to
mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.
At the neighbors home, Little Johnny leaned over the
crib and touched the baby's hand.

He looked at it's
mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"
The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's
comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank
you very much, Little Johnny."

He then said," This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor
say he can see good?

The mother a bit bewildered,
hesitantly replies "Why, yes... his doctor said he has
20/20 vision, why do you ask?"

Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause he'd
be screwed if he needed to wear glasses" ...
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