Most Sexual Facts

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I wonder how many babies have
been born because of the phrase

"Trust Me"? :O =)):O =)):O =)):O =)):O =)):O =)):O =)) 

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Sex teacher: Insan ke SPERM ki 1 boond, 
                   khoon ki 100 bundo k barabar hoti hai'

STUDNT:Toh fir Sir, Aap humara khoon kyu chuste ho,
Direct lauda chus liya karo. =)) =)) 

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Mentos idea.....
Agar koi ladki aapko
Bhai kehde to turant.......
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.Usse thappad marna or
Kehna yaha kya kar rhi
Hai ghar chal...........:D=))

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Santa: kal pehli vari Teri bhabi di yad bhulawan wastay SHARAB di botal da Sahara litta.

Dost: Fer ki Hoya?

Santa: Hona ki si ? Lulli phas gayi Botal vich.X_X =D =))

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Women are the best vehicles in the world because:-
---2 beautiful headlights in the front
---2 great bumpers at the back
---Self -lubricating when hot
---Finger touch ignition
---Automatic engine oil change every month
---Any type of piston fits.
---Multiple seating styles & adjustments
----Great accessories
---Highest mileage 9months with just 5ml refill
---That's why MEN are dying to own one :please send to the other luxurious cars u know. X_X
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