3 idiots

Teacher:“What Is A Condom.. ??
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Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata
Hain..
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Teacher:“Aap Itna Muskura Kyu
Rahe Ho.. ??
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Aamir:“Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan
Se Iccha Thi Ki Main Sex
Education College Mein Padhu!
Aaj Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut
Maza Aa Raha Hai”
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Teacher:“Zyada Maza Lene Ki
Zarurat Nahi Hai,
Condom Ki Definition Bolo.. ??
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Aamir:“Sir! Condom Is Anything
Which Reduces Population
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Teacher:“Will U Plz
Elaborate.. ??
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Aamir:“Har Wo Cheez Jo
Population Control
Kare..
“Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai,
Condom Hai Na” “Masti! Chahiye
Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak,
.
Condom Hai Sir”
“Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se
Ghire Hue Hai”
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“8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar
Mujh Tak, Sab
Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai”
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“1 Second Mein In, 1 Second
Mein Out,
In-Out, In-Out”
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Teacher:“Arre… Defination Kya
Hai.. ??
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Aamir:“Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu
Sir”
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Teacher:“Exam Mein Ye Sab
Likhoge.. ??
“Ye Condom Hai!
Masti! Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak!
Idiot”
“Anybody Else.. ??
.
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Chattur:“Sir! , Condom Are
Between Any
Combination Of Body So
Connected,
That Their Relative Positions May
Be Seen In Kamasutra..”
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Teacher:“Wah! Kya Baat
Hai...:p :O :D :D
Amir khan returns back to class..
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Teacher:"ab kya hua..
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Amir khan:"sir kuch bhool gya
hu..
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Teacher:"kya..
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Amir khan:"sir,6 inch long, coated
with extra protection, comes in
out in out, throw liquid wen
directed, cud b covered with cap,
spreads wen rubbed....
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Teacher:"wat d fuck u want..
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Amir khan:"pen
sir....pen...:p :D