ab nikal lo

Bund padu jOke......
Pappu on phone: ye kahan ka number
hai?
Inspector: police station ka.
Pappu: Aap k paas kya hai?
Insp: Danda.
Pappu: BUM mein daal lo.
Ye bol ke phone rakh diya.
Inspector ne caller ID se phone number
liya aur usi number pe call lagaya.
Pappu k father ne uthaya.
Inspector: yahan se ek phone aaya tha,
mujse bola aap k pass danda hai to BUM
mein dal lo.
Father: kitni der pehle phone aayatha?
Insp: 10 min pehle
Father: Toh ab nikal lo! :