Kya aap chutiye hain

30000 ka phone lete ho lekin ek call to kya misscall karne ke liye bhi balance nahi hota??
China mobile use karne wale bhi kahenge ki aap chutiye hain

Mumbai me rehkar 
"OMG I saw tusshar kapoor 
today- best day of my life!!"
type status lagane wale, 
kasam uspe aye 5 likes ki aap chutiye hain

Agar aapko lagta hai school dropout hone se ya college beech me chhod dene se aap successful ban jayenge to Albert Einstein, Bill Gates aur Steve Jobsbi aapko chupke se kahenge ki aap chutiye hain

Ganesh sthaapna ke mauke pe "halkat jawaani" gaana bajaake naachne walo, aap chutiye hain

Agar aap mobile pe baat karte hai aur network down hai phir b aap baar baar chilla chilla k baat karte hai aur yeh sochte hai k network down hone k bawajod b apka awaz sunaidega toh kasam reliance 3G ki
aap chutiye hain

Agar Aap Antarctica ke baraf main Thumbs Up ka bottle thanda karne ko 'Toofani Karna' kehte hai, to Global Warming ki kasam aap chutiye hain

Agar aapko western music ka zero knowledge hai, phir bhi girlfriend ko impress karne hetu google mein'Top 100 english songs' sunkar Bob Dylan banne ki koshish karte hain.. toh topi waale Himesh Reshammiyake suroor ki kasamm....aap chutiye hain

Agar aap Masturbation ko waste of sperm ya baal hatya maante hai, toh kasam Vicky Donor ki aap chutiye hain