Totly Laugh You Cant Stop Your Laugh

The reason women will never start
proposing is because,
the moment they get on their knees..
Men will start unzipping.

Boy to Girl: Tum Ladkiyan jab Susu
karti to usme, sssssssshh.. ki Aawaz kyun aati hai.
Girl Said: kyun ki hamare aage..
6 inch ka Silencer nahi Laga hota.

Boy ladki ke saamne pant utarkar bola:
kya tumhare paas aisa hai?
Girl panti utarkar boli:
jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki
koi kami nahi hoti.

What is BULL RIDING in sex?
TRY THIS:
Get on Top of Ur Girl While doing with
her..
Whisper another girl’s name gently!
Then see how long u can stay on top??

Boy: Chalo day night match khelte hai.
Girl: Nahi, 3 din ke bad.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Pitch abhi gili hai, tum chaho to
wollyboll khel sakte ho.

Santa ki wife Tours & Travels
magazine padhte huye:
Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye
GREECE kaisa rahega?
Santa: Kyon?
TEL mein kya kharabi hai..!!

Girls hostel mein ladkiyan cycle chala
rahi thi
aur bahut chilla rahi thi.
Madam boli: shor mat karo,
dheere-2 maza lo varna kal cycle
mein seet lagwa dungi.

Biwi: Mere paas proof hai ki tumhaara
chakkar padosan ke saath hai.
Pati: Kya proof hai?
Biwi: Uska Pati kal raat tumhaari
underwear pahan kar aaya tha.

Dr.: Apke Pati ko bhut kamjori hai,
Rozana doodh dijiye.
Lady: Roz Deti hun Dr.Saab,
lekin ye dabate jyada hain or peete
kam hai.

Mene mere dost Mr.Chatwani ko
Phone kiya
Uski Wife ne uthaya,
Maine kaat diya.
Ab Aap hi batao maie uski Wife se
kaise Puchta “Chatwani hai”.

Suhagrat ko Husband:
kuch karne ki Ejaazat hai..?
Dulhan shrmate hue: Hamne to kabhi
gairo ko bhi manaa nahi kiya,
Ab aap to fir bhi apne hai..!!

Girl: Baba mera Boyfrnd kab
sudhrega?
Baba: Use layi ho?
Girl: Nahi wo Ghar par hai.
Baba: Ok apni Bra utaro.
Girl: Kyu?
Baba: Uske Hatho ki lakeere dekhni
hai.

Teacher: In 3 mein fark batao!
CALL GIRL, GIRL FRIEND &
BIWI ?
Sari Class chup ho gayi
itne mein Pappu bola:
Madam ji, prepaid, postpaid &
unlimited.

Duniya ke saare bache strike pe hai?
Unka kehna hai ki huggies ki add mein
hume nanga dikhaya jata hai,
to phir stay-free ki add mein kyo
nahi??
pad to pad hota hai?


Lover: Darling Tum Chaddi kyon nahi
pahenti?
Lady: Mere husband ko maine
VACHAN de rakha hai ki..
usske alawa kisi ke bhi samne Chaddi
nahi utaarungi.

1 ladki ka mangetar mar gaya
Ladki rote hui boli
“Abhi to kuch dekha b nahi tha”
Santa ne Hosla diya
“Abhi Thodi der me NEHLAYENGE
tab dekh lena”.

Teacher- Whats Ur name?
Boy- Hola.
Teacher- Ye kaisa Naam h?
Boy- Main Holi ke din paida hua tha
na.
Teacher- Thnx God
Ye Lodi ke din nahi paida hua!

Banta: Ek white colour ka condom
dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar
gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.

1 girl had bunked the lecture and
moving around in college..
one profeser asked her: ye kya?
Period me ghumna?
Girl: yahi soch to badalni hai..!!