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MBA : Phele tu 36-24-36 thi , ab tu 42-40-48 hai! Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai par phir bhi teri value kam hai.
Yahi INFLATION hai !!!
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Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000.
But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000 ??
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Law of equality ??
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!
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Wife = Where R u.?
Husband ?= I'm At "Bank".
Wife = Wow thats good ? I need 20,000 ?? For new Cell Phone ,5,000 ?? for new dress ?, 6000?? for new shoes?, 4000?? for new purse?, 8000?? for my new cosmetics
Husband ? = Sorry ,
I mean
I am at Blood bank
"KHOON PIYEGI
KHOON ?"??
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Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website.
You understand Nothing, still you click
"I Agree"......!!
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Wife: Suno ji, Doctor ne muje ek mahina aaram ke liye switzerland ya paris jaane ko kaha hai.
Hum kaha jayenge?
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Husband: Dusre Doctor ke paas..
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Papa : why is your mummy sitting silently today.
Son : nothing papa. She asked for lipstick and i heard fevistick.
Papa: (with tears in eyes) god bless you son.
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Hubby Ke B'day Par Wife Ne Pucha-
Kya Gift Dun??
Hubby:-
Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano...Yahi kaafi hai...!!
Wife:-
(Kuch Der Soch Ke)
Nahin Main To Gift Hi Dungi.
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I argued... She argued...
I shouted... She shouted and then she cried
Result: she won by duckworth lewis method
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Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
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Why do most indian women request 4 the same husband,
in the next life.?..
Arre..itni mehnat se trained kiya hai..
waste thodi jane denge! ????????
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Getting married is like giving
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"Your own Supari"..
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All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does
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??Whats Checkmate?
U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u"
&
wife asks "WAS SHE HOT..??"
U cnt say 'no'
U cnt say 'yes'
Dats Checkmate.!
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STOCK MARKET EFFECT:
Depressed Husband to his fat wife:
"You are my only investment,
that has doubled.'' ????????
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