Insult Of the century

Ek Ladka ek Ladki ko cafe mein
akele baitha dekh kar ladki ki table par gaya aur
kaha : "kya main aap ke saath baith sakta
hoon......??
.
Ladki (Chillai: nahi, main aaj raat
tumhare saath nahi guzaar sakti...!!
sab log dekhne lage..!!
.
Ladka sharminda ho gaya..!!
kuch der baad Ladki uske paas
gayi aur maafi mangi aur
kaha : Main HUMAN NATURE ke upar study kar
rahi hoon aur padh rahi hoon ke log sharminda ho
kar kya mehsoos karte hain..!!"
.
Ladka (Chillaya : What...?? 10 Hazaar ek raat
ke...??
bahut zyada hain, kuch kam karo yaar..!! .
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sab log ladki ko dekhkar hasne lage..!!
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Aur phir ladka aahista se bola :"
Ab mehsoos kar khul ke...