Request of Penis and Reply of vagina

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary on the following reasons:

•I do physical labor.
•I work at great depths.
•I work in high temperatures.
•I work in a damp environment.
•I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
•I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
•My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
•I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

Sincerely,
Penis

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The Response....

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

•You are unable to work double shifts.
•You do not work 8 hours straight.
•You will retire well before you are 60.
•You fall asleep after brief work periods.
•You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
•You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
•You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
•You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
•You do not always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the required protective clothing/ headgear.
•You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed an assigned task.
•And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
VaGina.