aaj-kal ki girlfriend kehti hai, Daal Chutiye ghabra mat

For all fuckd up aashiqss.......
Arz kiya hai: 
Jis din un se dil laga bethe, Tanhai me sukun ki maa chuda bethe,
 Wo to so gyi bhenchod kisi or k bistarpe or hum apni hi jhato me aag laga bethe !
 Pyar karna hai to nirma powder waali se karo.. 
Pyar karna hai to nirma powder waali se karo..
 Kyu ki wo kehti hai Pehle istemal karo phir vishwash karo ! 

True luv is when a Boy asks d girl 4 a kiss 
& Girl simply closes her eyes & allows d boy to kiss on her lips,
 But d boy kisses on d forehead & says I hv a whole life 2 Do dat.. 

Bhai log, Yeh sab Chutiyapa hai. Jidhar bhi mauka mile mission poora kardena. 
Just remember 'The 1 who hesitates..... Later masturbates'.....

issued in public interest Kisi buzurg MaDaRcHoD ne sahi kaha hai Ladki 
ko Lavde pe bithao to tumse dil laga legi Aur agar Ladki ko dil me 
bithao to woh tumhare Lavde laga degi.. Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat,
 Dil kehta hai mujhe laga mat, Pyar kehta hai mujhe aazma mat,
 Aur aaj-kal ki girlfriend kehti hai, Daal Chutiye ghabra mat