Rajnikanth joke

This is a killer......
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Ram aur Raavan Bada serious yudh kar rahe the.

Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.
Raavan: chal yar bye.

Ram: kya hua?

Raavan : Nahi yaar bas bye, Le sita ko Leja .

Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi .

Ravan: Nahi yaar achha I am sorry o.k.

Ram: Dost nahi hai...Bata to sahi hua kya???

Ravan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam,
no tension+no fikar, maje-maje.

Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeeez,tuje -meri kasam,
kya hua???

Ravaan: Bas rehne d yaar,
itni si baat pe tune
Rajnikanth ko bula liya......:/! .P :P