Don't be Gaandu, Think Like Pandu

A girl asked Pandu !!!

Woh kya hai jo cow ke paas 4 hai aur mere paas 2 hai?

Pandu: legs.

Girl: woh kya hai jo tumhari paint ke andar hai aur meri salwar ke andar nahi hai?

Pandu: paise.

Girl: woh kya jo log din me lene ke bajay raat me bistar pe lete hai?

Pandu: neend.

Girl: woh kya hai jo ladki pahli bar karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

Pandu: kaan me chhed,

Moral: Don't be Gaandu, Think Like Pandu