Before sex, you help each other get
naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you, once
you're fucked.
☆ Success is life pregnancy. Everybody
congratulates you but nobody knows how
many times you got fucked to achieve it.
★ What is the difference between
frustration and satisfaction? What the fuck!
And what a fuck!
☆ 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is
a twosome. So next time someone calls
you "HANDSOME" don't take it as a
compliment.
★ Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes
hard for no reason.
☆ Practical thought: A husband is
supposed to make his wife'r panties wet,
not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make
her husband's dick hard, not his life.
★ According to William sexfear a drunk guy
is a liability, but a drunk girl is an asset.
naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you, once
you're fucked.
☆ Success is life pregnancy. Everybody
congratulates you but nobody knows how
many times you got fucked to achieve it.
★ What is the difference between
frustration and satisfaction? What the fuck!
And what a fuck!
☆ 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is
a twosome. So next time someone calls
you "HANDSOME" don't take it as a
compliment.
★ Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes
hard for no reason.
☆ Practical thought: A husband is
supposed to make his wife'r panties wet,
not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make
her husband's dick hard, not his life.
★ According to William sexfear a drunk guy
is a liability, but a drunk girl is an asset.
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