Fuckked up sayeri

sarfira shayar ek saadi ki mehfil mei dulhan se.....

naazo se pali ho, sasural ja rhi ho.....

waah waah....

naazo se pali ho, sasural ja rhai ho....

patak patak k chodega madarchood bekar muskura rahi ho.......



Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai...

Mil jaaye chodney ko, to inkar kis ko hai...

Kuch mushkilen hai choot paane mei dost,

Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai...



Tufaano mei chhatri nahi kholi jaati

Bra se pehle panty nahi kholi jaati

Viagra khana shuru kar pyaare

Kyunki zubaan aur Ungli se ladki nahi chodi jaati!!




Arz kiya hai...


Rajwade mei ud rahe the Ghode,

Rajwade mei ud rahe the Ghode,

Dhyan se kya pad raha hai be Lode,

kabhi dekhe hai udte hue Ghode



Arz hai..

Us ne honton Se chuu kar lowde pe Nasha kar diya!.

Lund ki baat to aur thi Yaron us Ne to jhaton ko bhi khada kar diya.



phool murjhate achhe nahi lagte..
Aap lund khujate achhe nahi lagte.....

koi to pata lo, ab meri jaan....

Roj roj bathroom me hilaate achhe nahi lagte.



Unki gali se guzre,to chaubara nazar aaya,

unki gali se guzre,to chaubara nazar aaya,

uski Maa bahar aa k boli-
gand faad dungi bhosdi k jo dobara nazar aya..



Aaj Uska Dil Phir 'DUKHA' Diya Humne,

Apne Pyar Ka Karz 'CHUKA' Diya Humne.

De kar Lalach Use 'ICE-CREAM' Ka,

Andhere Me Apna "LUND" chusa Diya Humne...




Dil todne ki saja nahi milti,

Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti,

MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai mere dost...

Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi milti....!




Kutubminar ko dekhker lokesh ka dimag dauda.

Kutubminar ko dekhker lokesh ka dimag dauda
.
.
aasmaan ko chodne chala dhrti ka loda...



Dena Hai Lund Daan Me,

Dena Hai lund Daan Me,

"AE Dost" Hai Koi CHOOT Dhyaan Mei?



Agar nahi hai to yeh Gum ka Ghoot Bhi pee lenge

teri gaand mar k hi jee lenge



Dilbar k hamne pyar se jo bobe daba diye.

zara gour farmaiye.

dilbar k hamne pyar se jo bobe daba diye.

Bhen ki lodi ne laat mar ke humare GOTE suja diye.