imran hashami

Ek din imran hashami ek bar
me beer ka mug
le kar baitha hua muskura
raha tha..
.
Ranbir:" Bada muskura raha
hai tu bhai..
Baat kya hai.. ??
.
.
Imran:" Kal machhli
pakadne gaya tha main..
Nadi kinaare genliya mili..
Usko Nadi paar karni thi..
Maine usko apni boat me
bithaya aur beech
nadi me boat rok di aur usko
kaha,
.
.
"YA TO MUJHE kiss kar LE,
YA PAANI ME KOOD JA.."
.
.
Aur us bechari ko tairna nahi
aata tha..
Tu to jaanta hai boat me
paani ki lehron k bich
kissing ka maje hi alag hai..
.
Ranbir:" Gazab kismat hai teri
filmi parde pe
kya to tu real me bhi kisi ko
nhi chorrta
Agle din imran hashmi usi
barme usi table par
beer
ka mug le kar baitha hua..
.
jor jor se ro raha tha..
Ranbir:" Ye 'c' grade ki satai
huì heroien jaisa
muh bana k kyu ro raha
hai.. ??
.
Imran:" Kal fir se machhli
pakadne gaya tha
main..
.
Nadi kinaare ek english ladki
mili.. Usko bhi
Nadi
paar karni thi..
Maine usko apni boat me
bithaya aur beech
nadi me boat rok di aur usko
kaha,
"YA TO MUJHSE Kiss kar LE,
YA PAANI ME KOOD
JA.."
Usne kaha i m ready but kiss
k alawa bhi
tumhe
aur bhi bhaut kuch karna
hoga...
.
.
Aur itna kehte hi usne apni
nakli wig utari ...
Mere to tote udd gaye..
Wo sala justin biber nikla...
Aur TAIRNA MUJHE BHI NAHI
AATA
THA"...:p :O :D