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LIC Agent: Santa ji, aap policy le lo.
Aapke bachcho ko paise milenge.
Santa: agar bachche na ho to?
Agent: aapki biwi ko milenge.
Santa: agar biwi na ho to?
Agent: Maa Baap ko milenge.
Santa: agar wo bi na ho.?
Agent: Fir bahen, bhayio ko milenge
Santa: Koi aisa tariqa btao k paise
mujhe mile.?
Agent: Aap nahi le sakte
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Santa: Lo benchod ye to policy na huyi,
'MERI gaand' ho gyi,
jo har koi le sakta hai,
Sirf mai nahi le sakta....
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Can you really blame the Santa ?? after such sharp & fine observations
Police: Jis car ne aapko takkar maari, usska number kya tha ?
Santa: number toh yaad nahi,par jo madam chala rahi thi,
--unki shirt ke 2 button khule the,
--laal bra dikh rahi thi, breasts 36 size ke the,
--galey mein soney ka locket tha jo kabhi left boob ko & kabhi right ko touch kar raha tha,
--unke breasts pe ek til bhi tha!...
Baaki mera toh saara dhayan apni driving pe hi tha.
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