Point to be noted

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# Point to be noted 

Before sex, you help each other get
naked. After sex, you dress only yourself..
Moral: In life no one helps you, once
you're fucked.
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Sabse Pavitra cheez agar hai to wo hai Purush ka Ling.

-Ye bahut Vinamra hai, hamesha Jhuka rehta hai.

-Ye Dayalu hai, ladkiyon ki Goad bharta hai.

-Ye Asli Guru hai, jo apne do chelon ka saath nahin Chhodta.

-Ismein Sadgi hai, ye chhoti si gufa mein raat guzarta hai.

-Ye Adarniya hai, nari ko dekh ke khada ho jata hai

-Ye Farishta hai, chahe kitna modo marodo ismein se amrit hi niklta hai, jisse shristi chalti hai.

Aap LING-DHARI hain to msg aage bheje.
Aaj Sunny Leon ka Birthday hai..
Ye sms 9 logo ko bhejoge to khwaab me sunny leon aake aapse sex karegi. Ek ladke ne jhooth samajh k delete kar diya, to khwab me Sunny "Deol" aake gaand maar gaya!! Aage aap ki marzi.. Leni hai ya deni hai.

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