man will b man

One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class...

Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny?
Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon...

Teacher : Wow !! what a choice...
do you want her to be cool & calm like the moon?
Johnny : No, no...
Teacher: oh so u want her to be round and white?
Johny: No, no...

Teacher: Oh, so u want her to be fair and beautiful like d moon?
Johny: No, no...

I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning...!!!

man will b man :p :D