Teri Gaand Na Phatt Jati “

Ek Baar Do Yatri Train Mein Safar Kar
Rahe The,
Time Pass Karne Ke Liye Kuch Karna
Chahiye Ye Soch Kar Ek Yatri Ne
Doosre Se Kaha.
Pehla Yatri: “ Janab Koi Shayari
Sunaiye ”
Doosra Yatri: “Lo Ji Ek Sher Suno –
Miyan Makbool, Aapki Gand Mein
Gobhi Ka Phool ”
Is Se Pahle Wo Agli Line Bolta Pahla
Yatri Fatafat Bola: “ Wah Kya Sher
Tha, Ab Mera Suno – Miyan
Makbool, Aapki Gand Mein Jamun
Ka Ped”
Doosra Yatri: “Janab Ye Kuch Jama
Nahi”
Pahla Yatri: “ Bhosdi Ke, Agar Jamun
Ka Ped Jam Jata To Teri Gaand Na
Phatt Jati “