Minister Sahib, Hukkaaa Piyoooo

Ek Minister Pagal Khaneke Daure par tha.
Ek Pagal Bola: Minister Sahib Ek
Cigarette aur Maachis dena.
Minister ne cigarette diya aur Dr. se
bola:
doctor,ye aadmi to achhe se baat
kar raha hai...kahin se pagal
nahilagh raha hai.....
Pagal ne Cigarette Tod ke Tobacco
Apne Sir par dala
aur Machis se Aag laga di.....Phir
Apni Dhoti Utha ke, L**d Hila ke
bola:
Lo Minister Sahib, Hukkaaa Piyoooo
Hukkaaaa'!!!!!!