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A Guy From Uttar Pradesh (U.P.) Was Away From His Family For About 4 Years While His Wife Was In Jaunpur (U.P.).

At The End Of 4 Years He Distributed Sweets To His Colleagues In Office Stating That His Wife Had Delivered A Son.

His Colleagues Were Quite Shocked And They Asked How This ‘Happy Event’ Happened When He Had Not Seen His Wife For Four Years.

The Man Said It Is Common In U.P. That Neighbours Take Care Of The Wife When Men Are Away.

The Colleagues Asked Him: “What Name Will You Give To The Son?”

The Man Explained:

If Its The Second Neighbor Who Has Taken Care, Then The Name Would Be Dwivedi

If It Is The Third Neighbor Then It Would Be Trivedi

If It Is The Fourth Neighbor Then It Would Be Chaturvedi

If Its The Fifth Neighbor Then It Would Be Pandey.

After Listening To This, Questions Followed. What If It Is A Mixture Of Neighbors?

“Then The Boy Would Be Named Mishra”

And What If The Wife Is Too Shy To Tell The Name Of The Neighbor?

“Then It Would Be Sharma”

But What If She Refuses To Divulge The Name Of The Neighbor?

Then The Name Of The Child Would Be Gupta”

If She Does Not Remember The Name Then?

“It Is Yaad-Av”

But Who Knows Whether The Child Resulted From A Rape?

“Then It Will Be Named Doshi”

Finally, If The Child Happened Because Of The Wife’s Burning Desire For Sex, Then He Will Be Named Joshi.