Muth maar li

Awesome ONe ...

Boy gf ko msg kiya: kal date pe tum mujhe kiss do gi?

Girl: nahi kisi ne dekh liya to?
Boy: koi nahi dekhey ga.. Baroda rakho much per
Girl: Ok de doon gi
Boy: Boobs suck karne do gi?
Girl: ok kar lena
After 20 mints

boy texts: yeh sab ghalat hai... main tumhein
touch bhi nahi karna chahta.......
Girl:
mujhe pata hai tu ne m#tth maar li hai
kuttay;;)
=))
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hahahahaha