fish hai

Ek bewda hotel me gya aur manager se
bola- fish hai ?
.
Manager- nhi h
Bewda chala gya, thodi der bad fir aaya
.
Bewda- sir ji, fish h.
Manager- bola na tere ko nhi h
Wo fir chala gya
Thodi der baad fir aaya- fish hai
.
manager- sale, akal k andhe agar fir
aaya
na fansi laga dunga kamine.
.
Ab manager ko pakka yakeen tha ki wo
nhi
aayega lekin mushkil se aadha ghanta
hua,
wo fir aaya
.
Bewda- manager , Rassi hai kya ?
Manager- nhi
.
Bewda- ''achha to fish hai......'