Store policy

Pappu:" Mujhe Dog Food lena hai..
.
.
SALES GIRL:" Kya aapke paas Kutta
hai.. ??
.
Pappu:" Haa ghar pe hai..
.
SALES GIRL:" Sorry! Store policy hai
ke zarurat dekh kar item sale karo..
.
NEXT DAY Pappu:" Mujhe Cat Food
lena hai
.
SALES GIRL:" Sorry Sir pehle Billi la
ke dikhao..
.
3 din bad Pappu bag le ke store
aaya aur bola:" Bag me hath dal
kesabot dekh lo..
.
SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli:" Koi
Garam, Geeli aur Mulayum cheez
hai Kya hai.. ??
.
Pappu:" Ye meri Potty hai, aur
mujhe aaj
"TOILET PAPER" lena hai.