Fool Teacher

Little Johnny farts in the
classroom and his teacher
gets really upset and
throws him out. He goes
and sits outside the class
and can't stop laughing.
The principal walks by and
sees him sitting outside
laughing. He says, "Little
Johnny what are you doing
sitting here laughing?"
Little Johnny says, "I farted
in class and the teacher
threw me out."
The principal says, "Well
then, why are you
laughing?"
Little Johnny says, "Cause
the dumb idiots are sitting
in the classroom smelling
my fart while they put me
outside in this beautiful,
clean air."