more like your father every day

Little Johnny had hurt his finger
while working on his model
airplane. He ran to his mother,
who kissed the wound and made
it better.
On the way to the store a little
later, Johnny fell off his bike and
scraped his knee. He ran to his
mother, who kissed it and made it
better.
Returning from the store, Johnny
ran into the town bully, who
kicked him in the nuts. Johnny
rushed home. His mother said,
"Son, you're getting more like
your father every day!"