market main naya aya he

Girl: Kya tum mujhe apni famly se zyada chaty ho ?
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Boy: No
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Girl: Kya ?
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Boy: Jab main paida huwa to meri Maa ne musibat jheli.
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Jb bada hone laga to Baap ne ungli pakad kar chalna sikhaya
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Jb taklif hui to Behan roi
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Jb zarurat padi to Bhai sath aya
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Girl: achaa Gandu
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Jab l**d khada hua to kon kaam ayaaaa.!
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Boy: mera dost jo abhi msg padh raha he
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Han's mat send kar market main naya aya he...