I'll also tell who's the father!"

In an alcohol factory the
regular tester died and the
director started looking for
a new one to hire.
A drunkard with a ragged,
dirty look came to apply
for the position.
The director of the factory
wondered how to send
him away. They tested him.
They gave him a glass with
a drink. He tried it and said,
"It's red wine, a muscat,
three years old, grown on a
north slope, matured in
steel containers."
"That's correct", said the
boss.
Another glass. "It's red
wine, cabernet, eight years
old, a south western slope,
oak barrels."
"Correct." The director was
astonished. He winked at
his secretary to suggest
something.
She brought in a glass of
urine. The alcoholic tried it.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old,
three months pregnant,
made inside the office. And
if you don't give me the
job, I'll also tell who's the
father!"