Iski behn ki.....Saala nishana chuuk gaya.

Ek baar Guddu aam ke ped par patthar maar ke aam todne ki khosish kar raha tha.....
Lekin har baar nishaana chuuk raha tha....
Jab bhi nishaana chuukta.....toh woh zor se chillatha....."Iski behn ki.....Saala nishana chuuk gaya...."
Wahan se ek saadhu baba ja raha tha....usne gaaliya sooni toh woh ghussa ho gaya....
Saadhu: Dekho bachha, aise nahi bolthe...
Guddu ne fir patthar mara aur fir chillaya..."Iski behn ki.....Saala firse nishana chuuk gaya...."
Saadhu: Dekho bachha, aise nahi bolthe...
Guddu ne fir patthar mara aur fir chillaya..."Iski behn ki.....Saala firse nishana chuuk gaya...."
Abh Saadhu ko ghussa aaya....
Saadhu: Ja mein tujhe shraap deta hoon, Abh agar firse tune galat bola.....toh aasman se TEER(arrow) aayega aur tere pichwade mein gush jayega...

Guddu ne fir patthar mara aur fir chillaya..."Iski behn ki.....Saala firse nishana chuuk gaya...."

Abh bijli kadkti hai.... aur aasman se ek TEER aaker saadhu ke pichwade mein gush jaata hai....

Aasman se uparwaale ki awwaz aati hai......."Iski behn ki.....Saala nishana chuuk gaya...."