pencil sharpener

Peter: Your secretary is very sexy...!
Tony: Thanks! It's a robot actually, named " Maria "
If you squeeze her right boob, she takes dictation
& if you squeeze her left boob, she types letters!
I'll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions....
Next day.............!!!!
Peter called Tony from hospital & shouted: You bastard!
You didn't tell me that the 
''' HOLE ''' between Maria's legs is a pencil sharpener.

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