Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."
Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q: How do you properly fuck a fat woman?
A: Role her around in flower and find the wet spot!
Whats the differance between a roast beef sandwich and a blow job?
( "I don’t know what?" )
You don’t know? soooo...you wanna do lunch tomorrow?
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis?
The man.
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
Q: What does fucking a woman and cooking an egg in the microwave have in common?
A: Both end with a loud, annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean up.
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q: How do you properly fuck a fat woman?
A: Role her around in flower and find the wet spot!
Whats the differance between a roast beef sandwich and a blow job?
( "I don’t know what?" )
You don’t know? soooo...you wanna do lunch tomorrow?
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis?
The man.
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
Q: What does fucking a woman and cooking an egg in the microwave have in common?
A: Both end with a loud, annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean up.
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
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