Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: Cover me im going in!
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
Q: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.
Girl: "Hey, what's up?"
Boy: "If I tell you, will you sit on it?"
Q: What’s the difference between you and eggs?
A: Eggs get laid and you don’t
A: Cover me im going in!
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
Q: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.
Girl: "Hey, what's up?"
Boy: "If I tell you, will you sit on it?"
Q: What’s the difference between you and eggs?
A: Eggs get laid and you don’t
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