JOKES MASSUP

A ghost went for haircut.

Barber said : Baad mein aao,

busy hu!

Ghost said something and barber fainted.
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“Sar rakh kar jaa raha hu, baad mein le jaaonga:O   X_X ************************* 


Arz kiya h:
Jalbazi mei shadi karke sara jivan bigad loe.
Jalbazi mei shadi karke sara jivan bigad loe.
Soch samaj ke karoge fir bhi kya ukhad loge=D =)) X_X 

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Main kudi nu keha skype te aja. 
Mainu kehndi main eedan di kudi nhi haigi=D =)) 

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Touching story-
A boy and girl went for a walk. While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone & starts bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupatta and wrap it around his leg.
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She looks in his eyes and says...
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"sochna bhee mat.....Designer suit hain '' =)) =)) 
Girls r girls 

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Solid one ...

Santa train ke toilet mein susu kar raha tha. Saamne likha tha:

"oopar mat dekhna"

Santa se raha na gaya.....usne oopar ki taraf dekha.....wahan likha tha:

"Manega nahi Bhenchood......."=))=D =))=D 

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America:- Mobile Humari Khoj
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China:- Sim Card Humari Khoj
Hai.
. Japan:- Sms Humari Khoj Hai.
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Koria:- Bluetooth Humari Khoj
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INDIA:- .
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MISS CALL HuMARI GIRLFREND
KI KHOJ Hai. :p:O  

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A sir wrote on the board the word "FATIGUE" n askd a gujju student to pronounce it... 
He pronouncd: FAATIGYU X_X