Police Station Mein Dhobi Ne Santa Ke Khliaf Complaint Ki.
Dobhi Rote Huye Bola : “Iss Saale Sante Ne Meri Biwi Ki Ijjat Lutt Li”
Police Wala: “Kyu Be, Kyu Kiya Tune aisa?”
Santa: “Sir Ji, Meri Koi Galti Nahi Hai. Main Toh Kapde Press Karvane Gaya Thha”.
Police Wala: “Fir?”
Santa: “Mene Isko Awaj Lagayi Toh Ye Bola Ki, Main Khana Kha Raha Hun Istri(iron/lady) Garam Hai Khud Maar Lo“
Aur Maine Chakk Te Fattttttttttte.......
Dobhi Rote Huye Bola : “Iss Saale Sante Ne Meri Biwi Ki Ijjat Lutt Li”
Police Wala: “Kyu Be, Kyu Kiya Tune aisa?”
Santa: “Sir Ji, Meri Koi Galti Nahi Hai. Main Toh Kapde Press Karvane Gaya Thha”.
Police Wala: “Fir?”
Santa: “Mene Isko Awaj Lagayi Toh Ye Bola Ki, Main Khana Kha Raha Hun Istri(iron/lady) Garam Hai Khud Maar Lo“
Aur Maine Chakk Te Fattttttttttte.......
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