GAAND MEIN KIDA

Ek baar class main inspection hoti
hain..
Headmaster sahib aate hain...
Sawaal karna shuru!
Headmaster: "Bachoo Hamari body
ka sabse naram part konsa hain"?
Jab koi jawab nahin deta to master
Tinku ki taraf ishara karte hue -
Headmaster: "Tinku tum is ka jawab
do"!!
Tinku: "Master ji hamari body ka
sabse naram part hain GAAND, kyon
ki, agar hame thand (cold) lag gaye
hum kehte hain 'GAAND Phat gayi',
Garmi lag jaya hum kehte hain
'GAAND phat gayi',
thoda chalna pad jaye 'GAAND phat
gayi',
Rona aa jaye 'GAAND phat gayi',
Homework karana ho'GAAND phat
gayi'...
Headmaster ko gussa to aata hain
lekin tinku ka jawaab bhi sahi hain
to woh kuch nahin kehta....
Phir sawaal...karta hain...
Headmaster: "acha aab ye batao ke,
Ladki ki jab shaadi ho jaati hain to
woh Doli ke time roti kyon hain" Phir
koi
jawaab nahin deta.....
Master phir Tinku ko jawaab dene ko
kehta hain.
Tinku: " Master ji aap itne bade
master, gyani or Samajhdar AGAR
AAPKI KOI
400KM GHAR SE DOOOOOR LE JAA
KAR GAAND MAREGA TO AAPKO
RONA
NAHIN AAYEGA?
Master ji ko phir bhut gussa aata
hain lekin tinku ka jawaab bhi thik
hain...isleye woh use kuch nahin
kehta.
Master phir sawaal karata hain...
Headmaster: "Acha bachoo agar
main aapko tisri aankh lagane ki
shakti doon to tum kahan lagwaoge"
Koi bacha kehta hain sir pe,
koi kehta hain mooh main,
koi kehta hain pet main,
Koi kehta hain kaan pe...
Master ko koi bhi answer acha nahin
lagta hain to woh Tinku ko phir
khada karta hain...
Tinku: " Master ji main tisri aankh
haat ki badi wali ungli main
lagawaoonga"
Headmaster: " Kyon Tinku"
Tinku: " Main usko aapki GAAND
main dalke ye dekhoonga ke aisa
kaun sa kida aapki GAAND main
Bhatak raha hain jo Salla har Sawaal
mujhe hi se pooch raha hai,,,,,