Pappu China Ke Tour Pe Gaya

Pappu China Ke Tour Pe
Gayatha
Waha Usne Ek X-ray Chashma
Liya.
,
Chashma Lagane Se Har Koi
Nanga Nazar
Aata Tha :P
,
Pappu Ghar Aaya To Wife Ko
Apne Ek Dost
Ke Sath Apne Bed Pe Nanga
Dekha,
,
Usne Foran Chashme Ko
Utara,
,
Phir Bhi Dono Nange Nazar
Aaye,
,
Pappu Gusse Se Chashma
Fenkta Hua Bola:
Ye Hi Musibat Hai China Ke
Saman Ki,
Koi Guarranty Nahi Hoti,
Jaldi Kharab Ho Jati Hai
Ha Ha Ha 

imran hashami

Ek din imran hashami ek bar
me beer ka mug
le kar baitha hua muskura
raha tha..
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Ranbir:" Bada muskura raha
hai tu bhai..
Baat kya hai.. ??
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Imran:" Kal machhli
pakadne gaya tha main..
Nadi kinaare genliya mili..
Usko Nadi paar karni thi..
Maine usko apni boat me
bithaya aur beech
nadi me boat rok di aur usko
kaha,
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"YA TO MUJHE kiss kar LE,
YA PAANI ME KOOD JA.."
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Aur us bechari ko tairna nahi
aata tha..
Tu to jaanta hai boat me
paani ki lehron k bich
kissing ka maje hi alag hai..
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Ranbir:" Gazab kismat hai teri
filmi parde pe
kya to tu real me bhi kisi ko
nhi chorrta
Agle din imran hashmi usi
barme usi table par
beer
ka mug le kar baitha hua..
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jor jor se ro raha tha..
Ranbir:" Ye 'c' grade ki satai
huì heroien jaisa
muh bana k kyu ro raha
hai.. ??
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Imran:" Kal fir se machhli
pakadne gaya tha
main..
.
Nadi kinaare ek english ladki
mili.. Usko bhi
Nadi
paar karni thi..
Maine usko apni boat me
bithaya aur beech
nadi me boat rok di aur usko
kaha,
"YA TO MUJHSE Kiss kar LE,
YA PAANI ME KOOD
JA.."
Usne kaha i m ready but kiss
k alawa bhi
tumhe
aur bhi bhaut kuch karna
hoga...
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Aur itna kehte hi usne apni
nakli wig utari ...
Mere to tote udd gaye..
Wo sala justin biber nikla...
Aur TAIRNA MUJHE BHI NAHI
AATA
THA"...:p :O :D

On Dimand

hinki Ki Friend Ne Ek Din Us
Se Puchha. Friend: Why Do
Boys Run Faster Than Girls?
Chinki: Because Boys Have
Ball Bearings Between Their
Legs To Reduce Friction




A boys calls her ex
Boy : hey i jus saw a muvie, it
reminded me of u......miss u
Gal : awwwww .....even i miss
u......kaunsi muvie dekhi?
Boy : ek thi daayan :p =D

Sardar chutiya mat banao

Gabbar - 6 Goli Aur Aadmi 3,
Bahut Nainsafi hai re .
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Sambha : Sardar chutiya mat
banao,koi nainsafi nahi hai, 3
Aadmiyo Ki 6 Goliya Hi Hoti
hai

VOL. 7,NISHA K GAAND ME LAAT

☺ ''VOL. SAAT,NISHA K GAAND ME LAAT'' ☺

Ek din ki kahani sunata hu,nisha ki kahani batata hu.
target ka tha wo last din,nisha aa gai bra k bin.
hmlog ne uska nipple dekha,uspe maine chewing gum pheka.
nisha ka nipple hmlog ko raha tha ghur,mere hath se wo tha thoda durr.
maine hath badhaya,or nisha k nipple me apna daant garaya.
maine nisha se kaha aao hum khelenge,to nisha ne kaha ki nahi aap hame pelenge.
Maine use kaha ki ye to pyar ki kasauti hai,to usne kaha ki nahi meri choot bahut choti hai.
Ispe maine ne kaha ki dekh mere dil me tere liye kitna pyar bhara hai,to nisha ne kaha ki nhi aapka bohot der se khada hai.
anand ne kaha rundi jada bhav mat kha,
chup chap mera lund chaba.
chodenge tumko khara kar k khatiya,koi nhi ukhar payega mera jhatiya.
nisha bhot dar gai,or hmlog ko laga ki wo bechari mar gai.
par wo mari nhi thi...bas thora sa dari thi.
Aniket ne apna lund nikala,or fat se nisha k bur me daala.
Aasman me ud rha tha keera,aniket ne bhot der choda...fir v uska mooth nhi gira.
to vishal ne kaha...maar gandu mooth kas-kar ke,niklega tera tel fas-fas ke.
Abhishek backlash sene dekh k apna paint khol liya,
chodne se pehle apna lund dho liya.
Chodna tha usko raat bhar,par lund khara hoye na jhat bhar.
Kishan ne bola mera lund lo,ye tumhara husn nikhar dega,to nisha dar k boli ki nhi ye mera chut+gand dono faar dega.
Usne bola aao khele hath me le k,chut me le le,or muh me pele.
Ravikant ne bhi ek tip liya,or sath-sath chori ki planning kiya.
Prince ki halat to dekho jaise kabr me para hai,haddiya dikh rhi hai...par lund fir v khara hai.
vishal k lund k neeche do bubble tha,
or uska lund backlash k height k double tha.
jab sab log nisha k bur me dant kaat rha tha,us samay ritick pedigree chat rha tha.
Aniket ne daat k bola....ritick tujhe nisha j bur me daalna hoga.
mai tera dad hu,tujhe mera baat maanna hoga.
At last nisha target k gate k pas ro rhi thi,apne bur se sperm dho rhi thi.
NISHA KHADI BEECH BAAZAR,ZOR-ZOR SE ROYE...
U KNOW WHY...???
NISHA KHADI BEECH BAAZAR,ZOR-ZOR SE ROYE...
GAND MAAR K CHAL DIYA,
PAISA DIYA NA KOYE. !! :p

Chodne Ka Mazza

College Mein Ek Ladke Ne
Chinki Ko Dekha Aur Bola.
Ladka: “Janeman Aajkal To
Fuddi (Choot) Ki Badi
Demand Ho Gayi Hai”
Chinki: “Beta Ye Aur Bhi Jyada
Hoti, Agar Tum Ladke Gaand
Marwana Shuru Na Karte“






Aunty: Mujhe Chodo Naa..
Ladka: Nahin.. Tum Bahut
Moti Ho..
Aunty: Abey Behanchod..
Chicken Ka Mazza
Boti Mein Aur Chodne Ka
Mazza Moti Mein
Hain..!

Fuck Fuck Fuckak Fuckaakakakak

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Pinky Ek Din Pappu Se Puchti Hai
Pinky: “ Jab Ek Murgha Murghi KaRape Karne Ki Koshish Karta Hai To Murghi Kya Kehti Hai? ”
Pappu: “ Fuck Fuck Fuckak Fuckaakakakak “

Chaddi Papa Se Hi Utarwati Hai

Class Mein Teacher Bachho Se Kuch Alag-Alag Sawaal Puch Rahi Thi, Pappu Ki Baari Aati Hai,
Teacher Pappu Se: “ Tumhare Ghar Mein Sabse Chhota Kaun Hai? ”
Pappu Haste Hue: “ Hamari Naukarani ”
Teacher Hairani Se: “ Wo Kaise??? ”
Pappu: “ Wo Is Liye Ki Har Baar Wo Apni Chaddi Papa Se Hi Utarwati Hai “

Aapka Sex Network Fail

Shadi Ke Kuch Time Baad Ek Din Sex Karte Time Patni Pati Se Pyar Se Boli
Patni: “ Aap Bilkul Mobile Jaise Ho ”
Pati Garv Se: “ Sachi, Tumhe MeriVibration Achhi Lagti Hai? ”
Patni: “ Nahi, Basement Mein Jaate Hi Aapka Network Fail Ho Jata Hai “

Chal Gand Marwa

Ladka Ladki Se Bola: “ Main Tumse Pyaar Karta Hoon ”
Ladki: “ Ha-Ha ”
Ladka: “ Main Tumhare Liye Mar Jaunga ”
Ladki: “ Ha Ha Ha ”
Ladka: “ Main Tumhari Activa Ki Tanki Har Hafte Petrol Se Full Karva Diya Karunga .
Ladki: “ Waah, Sach Kasam Se?? ”
Ladka: “ Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha Chal Gand Marwa “

Kal Raat To Hadd Hi Ho Gayi

Suhagrat Ke Agle Din Pati Patni Ke Kamre Mein Se Suni Gayi Kuch Baatein
Pati: “ Ab Kaisa Feel Kar Rahi Ho? ”
Patni: “Kal Raat To Hadd Hi Ho Gayi,
Uff Do Ghante,
Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gayi,
Saare Kapde Geele Ho Gaye,
Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte The,
Magar Kal To Poore Do Ghante Tak Saans Hi Nahi Aayi,
Ek Ghanta Bhi Bahut Tha,
Ye Do Ghante Ka Bijli Ka Cut To Jaan Hi Nikal Leta Hai 

Daant Nipple Mein Fasa Hai

Ek Lady Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Apni Kamij Aur Fir Bra Utar Ke Uske Saamne Beth Gayi
Doctor Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bola
Dr. “Ye Kya Badtameezi Hai, Main Dentist Hu”
Lady: “Haan Haan Mujhe Pata Hai.. Main Bhi Daant Hi Nikalwane Aayi Hu, Nipple Mein Fasa Hai“ 

Danda Apni Gaand Mein Dal Lo

Santa Aur Uska Beta Pappu Dono Ne Socha Ki Aaj Kisi Ka
Chutiya Kaat Te Hai Pappu Ne Phone Se Ek Number Milaya Aur Pucha:
“Kahan Ka Number Hai?” 
Jawab Aya: “Police Station Ka.” 
Pappu: “Ap Ke Paas Danda Hai?”
Inspector: “Haan Hai!” 
Pappu:“To Use Apni Gaand Mein Dal Lo” 
Aur Itna Kah Ke Phone Kaat Deta Hai


Inspector Ne Thodi Der Socha Aur Fir Gusse Se Us Number Pe Phone
Kiya Inspector: “Yaha Se Ek Phone Phone Aaya Tha.” 
Santa: “Fir?” 
Inspector: “Mujh Se Puchha Aap Ke Pass Danda Hai.
 Maine Haan Kaha To Usne Bola Gand Me Daal Lo.” 

Santa: “Achha? Kitni Der Pehle Phone Aya Thha?” 
Inspector: “Koi 10 Minutes Pahle” 
Santa: “To Fir Ab Nikaal
LO

Ek Hi Balti Mein Mutar Visarjan“

Class Mein Teacher Bachho Se Puchti Hai
Teacher: “Aisa Konsa Kam Hai To 5 Ladke To Ek Saath Kar Sakte Hai Par 5 Ladkiya Kabhi Nahi Kar Sakti”
Kisi Ko Jawab Na Aya, Tabi Achanak Bachho Ke Bich Mein Se Ek Chota Sa Haath Khada Hua, Ye Haath Tha Santa Ke Bete Pappu Ka
Pappu: “Madam Ji Main Batau”
Madam: “Batao?”
Pappu: “Madam Ji, Vo Kam Hai – Ek Hi Balti Mein Mutar Visarjan“

Girls Sit On Boys Lap.

Three Girls Take Lift In A Car Full Of Young Engineers.
Since No Place, They Sit On Boys Lap.
After 10 Minutes.

Girl1: “ Are You Ece Engineer? ”
Boy1: “ How Do You Know? ”
Girl1: “ Your Tower Is Communicating With My Unreachable Area ”

Girl2: “ Are You Computer Engineer? ”
Boy2: “ How Do You Know? ”
Girl2: “ Your Pendrive Is Trying To Connect With My Usb Drive ”


Girl3: “ Are You Mechanical Engineer? ”
Boy3: “ How Do You Know? ”
Girl3: “ Your Piston Is Trying To Move In To My Cylinder “

Pati-Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe Thhe

Pati-Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe Thhe, Achank Patni Ne Puccha.
Patni: “ Aap Us Aadmi Ki Tarah Itni Jayada Der Tak Kyu Nahi Karte ? ”
Pati: “ Pagli Wo Uski Patni Nahi Hai Na, Tu Apni Bahan Se Puchh Ke To Dekh. “

Serve Hot Without Any Dressing

Preeto Bina Kapde Pahne Hi Mahmano Ko Halwa Parosne Aa Jati Hai,
Santa: “ Besharam, Tu Hosh MeinTo Hai? ”
Preeto: “ Oji, Recipe Book Mein Likha Tha Serve Hot Without Any Dressing “

Bina L.nd Ke Bhi Vo Mard Ki Gand Maar Sakti Hai

Baba Saxidas Ke Anusaar Aurat Puri Karishmo Se Bhari Padi Hai Aur Unhone Aurat Ke Do Khas Krishme Apne Bhakto Ko Bataye Hai
Aurat Bina Ghas Khaye Doodh Deti Hai .
Aur Bina L.nd Ke Bhi Vo Mard Ki Gand Maar Sakti Hai .

Aaj To Mein Teri Maa Chod Dunga

Santa Ka Beta Pappu Daru Pee Raha Tha
Achanak Santa Ne Usko Peete Dekh liya Aur Gusse Se Bola
Santa: “ Ruk Bhonsdi Ke, Aaj To Mein Teri Maa Chod Dunga ”
Pappu Nashe Mein: “ To Aur Roj Kya Mohalle Wale Chodte Hain “

No sister, it's fine

A man was walking in rain*.. 
A sweet lady: "Why don't you come share my umbrella?"
Man: "No sister, it's fine." 
(And he walked away)

Moral: 
Moral voral kuch nahi! Piche biwi aa rahi thi! :P

Delhi wali girlfriend

So there is a song "Delhi wali girlfriend" in yeh jawani hai deewani , now waiting for a song with lyrics like 
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"Bhopal wala Gopal" !! :)

Engineer's wife delivered a baby!!!

Engineer's wife delivered a baby!!!
Wife sends sms:" 'Your circuit design came out :)
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Husband smiled and replied:" With antenna or without antenna.. :p




You Can See The Sun In This Pic hahahahahah..........

Jab unki maa chudi.

Santa ne 1st year ka exam diya aur usko jail ho gayi. 
Kyun? 
Paper mein sawaal tha ki:- Nehruji kab paida huve?
Santa ne jawaab likha:- Jab unki maa chudi.

sasural me biwi se: aaj sex ho jaye.

Husband apne sasural me biwi se: aaj sex ho jaye..

Biwi: Nahi hum papa ke ghar hai..

Hus:To kya mere BAAP ka ghar Randikhana hai jo roz taiyar ho jati hai...!

2 ghante tak girlfriend ke saath sex

Viagra ki 5 goli khakar 2 ghante tak girlfriend ke saath sex karne ke baad...

Santa bola: "Ab tum 3 ghante mujhe dekh nahi paogi"

GF: "Kyun? Kahin ja rahe ho kya?"

Santa: "Nahi janu, Ab palat jao"..

Bhumi-Pujan

Suhag raat mein.
BUILDER: Tere hoth Duplex jaise hain, figure Landscape Garden ki tarah hai.
WIFE: Ab Bhumi-Pujan bhi karoge ya mazdoor bulaun.

A man lives with only 2 problems

Super one 

A man lives with only 2 problems 1st Half: Ye saala itna khada kyun hota hai? 
2nd Half: Ye saala aaj-kal khada kyun nahi hota?"=)) >=) =)) >=) =)) >=) =)) >=) =)) >=) =)) >=) =)) >=) =)) >=)

Oye BEHENCHOD ITNA BADA...ITNA BADA..

Pesh-e-khidmat ek gazal...

Kal chodne ki raat thi,
Sab ne kia apna khada,
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Kuchh ne kaha...
mera bada,
Kuchh ne kaha...
uska bada
.
Hum b wahin maujood the

Hum chup rahe,

Bas hans diye,

Jab hum ne
kiya apna khada

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Sab ne kaha:

Oye BEHENCHOD
ITNA BADA...ITNA BADA..
:p◦°◦:p◦°◦:p◦°◦:p :p◦°◦:p◦°◦:p◦°◦:p :p◦°◦:p◦°◦:p◦°◦:p :p◦°◦:p◦°◦:p◦°◦:p

Aah Aah Aahhh F*** me

Teacher asks students about sound made by animals

Teacher: Dog

Student : Bark

Teacher : Cat

Student : Meow

Teacher : Lion

Student : Aah Aah Aahhh F*** me

Teacher : I said Lion not "Leone"

Student : Oh teri

FUCK OFF AMERICA

In a New York sidewalk, an Indian is enjoying a hearty breakfast "Coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc"

While an American, chewing a gum, sat next to him and started an unwanted conversation.

American: You Indians eat the whole bread?
Indian: Ofcourse!
American: (Blowing bubbles with his gum) we don't. We, Americans only eat what's inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle, make these into croissants and sell these to India.
American: Do you eat jam with bread?
Indian: Ofcourse!
American: (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth)
We don't.
Americans eat fruits at breakfast, put all the peels, seeds leftovers into containers, turn these into jam and sell it to India.

Indian: Do you have sex in America?
American: Ofcourse, we do!
Indian: What do you do with the condoms?
American: We throw them, of course!
Indian: We don't. In India, we put them into containers, recycle them, turn them into chewing gums and sell it to America!

Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chod Raha....

Sex Karte Hue Biwi Ko Shaq Hua Ki Bacha Jaag Raha Hai,
Biwi Ne Husband Ko Bola To Usne Bache Ko Doosre Kamre Mein Lita Diya,
Sex Karne Ke Baad Jab Husband Vapis Bache Ko Lene Gaya To Dekha Ki Bachha Mutth Mar Raha Hai
Husband Gusse Se: “ Oyee, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu? ”
Bachha Guuse Se Bola: “ Apna Kaam Apne Haath Se Kar Raha Hu, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chod Raha....

Sasur Ne Soyi Bahu Ke Boobs Dabaye

Raat Ko Andhere Ka Fayda Utha Kar Sasur Ne Soyi Bahu
Ke Boobs Dabaye To Bahu Chilla Kar Boli

“Ye Aap Kya Kar Rahe
Hain, Sharam Nahi Aati”

Sasur Ghabra Ke: “Maaf Karna
Bahu, Andhere Mein Mujhe Laga Tumhari Saas Hai ”
Bahu Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tujhe Uble Hue Ande
Aur Omlet Mein Faraq Nahi Pata Chalta Kya? “ xD ;)) :p =D

GAAND JAL JAYEGI...

Kindly pass this msg to all ur friends who have two wheelers

Don't park ur 2 wheelers in direct sun-light, Bcoz..
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Summer Hai.. 
GAAND JAL JAYEGI...=D =))<=-P

Sex Code Rakha: 'KAPDE DHONA'

Couple Ne Sex Code Rakha: 'KAPDE DHONA'
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Pati:Kapde Dhone Hain,
Washing Machine Khali Hai kya?
Biwi:Nahi
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kuch der baad
Biwi: Machine Tayar Hai
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Pati: rehne do.... maine
Hath Se Dho Liye... =D ;)) :x :p :p

Ek maheena ruk ja haraamzaadi

Ek jungle mein sare male janwar female janwaar ko 24 ghante chodte rahte the.. !!

Saari female jaanwar mil ke Brahmaji ke pass gayi aur vardaan mangaa ke kam se kam ek mahiney ke liye chudai se mukti miley !

Bramhaji ne SAB male janwaron ke laudey kaat ke unko token de diye aur boley ki ek mahiney ke baad token lanaa aur apna-apna lund le jaana.. !

Shaam ke time Bandar ped pe baitha tha..

Bandariya ne usey chedtey hue kaha:
"Chod
saaley,
bhenchod ! Ab chod naa mujhe"?

Bandar kuch nahi bola.

Bandariya fir boli"Chod na Bhadve, chod na behen ke laudey.."!!

Bandar ne ek choti si smile di aur bola:
"Ek maheena ruk ja haraamzaadi ! Maine Haathi ka token churaya hai..."!!!

panchi pinjre se azad ho gaye...

Class me baithi ladki ki bra ka huk "TAK" ki Aawaz ke sath toot gya.
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Techar-kya hua?
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Piche baitha ldka bola
Do panchi pinjre se
azad ho gaye...
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Pakdu kya. ?

G.A.A.N.D.U. and C.H.O.D.U

When a lady tells you that you are 
Great,
Attractive, 
Articulate, 
Nice, 
Dynamic, 
Understanding ....

means G.A.A.N.D.U.

and

when she says You are...
Charming,
Handsome,
Optimistic,
Dashing,
Unbelievable,

means you know what..:

Fuckked up sayeri

sarfira shayar ek saadi ki mehfil mei dulhan se.....

naazo se pali ho, sasural ja rhi ho.....

waah waah....

naazo se pali ho, sasural ja rhai ho....

patak patak k chodega madarchood bekar muskura rahi ho.......



Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai...

Mil jaaye chodney ko, to inkar kis ko hai...

Kuch mushkilen hai choot paane mei dost,

Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai...



Tufaano mei chhatri nahi kholi jaati

Bra se pehle panty nahi kholi jaati

Viagra khana shuru kar pyaare

Kyunki zubaan aur Ungli se ladki nahi chodi jaati!!




Arz kiya hai...


Rajwade mei ud rahe the Ghode,

Rajwade mei ud rahe the Ghode,

Dhyan se kya pad raha hai be Lode,

kabhi dekhe hai udte hue Ghode



Arz hai..

Us ne honton Se chuu kar lowde pe Nasha kar diya!.

Lund ki baat to aur thi Yaron us Ne to jhaton ko bhi khada kar diya.



phool murjhate achhe nahi lagte..
Aap lund khujate achhe nahi lagte.....

koi to pata lo, ab meri jaan....

Roj roj bathroom me hilaate achhe nahi lagte.



Unki gali se guzre,to chaubara nazar aaya,

unki gali se guzre,to chaubara nazar aaya,

uski Maa bahar aa k boli-
gand faad dungi bhosdi k jo dobara nazar aya..



Aaj Uska Dil Phir 'DUKHA' Diya Humne,

Apne Pyar Ka Karz 'CHUKA' Diya Humne.

De kar Lalach Use 'ICE-CREAM' Ka,

Andhere Me Apna "LUND" chusa Diya Humne...




Dil todne ki saja nahi milti,

Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti,

MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai mere dost...

Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi milti....!




Kutubminar ko dekhker lokesh ka dimag dauda.

Kutubminar ko dekhker lokesh ka dimag dauda
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aasmaan ko chodne chala dhrti ka loda...



Dena Hai Lund Daan Me,

Dena Hai lund Daan Me,

"AE Dost" Hai Koi CHOOT Dhyaan Mei?



Agar nahi hai to yeh Gum ka Ghoot Bhi pee lenge

teri gaand mar k hi jee lenge



Dilbar k hamne pyar se jo bobe daba diye.

zara gour farmaiye.

dilbar k hamne pyar se jo bobe daba diye.

Bhen ki lodi ne laat mar ke humare GOTE suja diye.