ITNA BADA.

EK AUR

Hujure aala
Pesh-e-khidmat
1 gazal...
Kal chodne ki raat thi..
Sab ne kia
apna khada..
Kuchh ne kaha
mera bada..
Kuchh ne kaha
us ka bada..

Hum bhi wahin maujood the..
Hum chup rahe..
Bas hans diye..
Jab hum ne
kiya apna khada..
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Sab ne kaha...
maa
chod
ITNA BADA..
ITNA BADA...
:D :D :D

Horror Effect

Horror Films Mein Ladki Ko Ghar Mein Jab kuch Ajeeb Sunai Deta Hai
To Wo Kehti Hai:" Kaun Hai Wahan..???
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Jaise ki Bhoot Bolega:" Haan Jaan Main kitchen Mein Hun..
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Pakode tal raha hu.. khaogi kya..??
BhencHoD HAHAHAHA
:D :p ;)

3 baate

Bhagwaan ne gupt agent ko india
me 3 baate pata krne k lie bejha
1.Sabse strong cheez kya hai?2.Sabse
weak cheez kya hai?
3.konsi cheez maine nahi banaayi
phir b hai?
Agent wapis aa k bola-
1) India main sabse strong hain
JHAANT KA BAAL.Jisko dekho bolta
hai ki tu meri Jhaant Ka Baal bhi
nahi ukhaad sakta
2-India main Sabse weak hai
GAAND.Jise dekho bolta hai,
gaand phat gayi.
3-Aur wo cheez jo aapne nahin
banayi,magar India main hai
Wo hai
BEHEN KA LODA

Pakka Doctor Banega

Ek Maa Apni Beti Ko Samjhate Hue Kehti
Hai: “Beti Jis Ladke Ko Tum Chahti Ho
Woh Tumahre Liye Theek Nahi Hai”
Beti Boli: Maa Wo Ladka To Genius Hai ...
Pakka Doctor Banega...
Usne To Meri Wo Bimaari Bhi Door Kar Di
Jo Mujhe Har Mahine Lag Jaati Thi.

Palang tod joke

Palang tod joke...acha lga toh thoko like

Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boy-Friend Ko Boli: “Please Pani Wala Gubbara Mat Fenkna, Main Gili Ho Jaungi”
Ladka: “Achha Aur Khud Jab Tight T-Shirt Pehan Kar Gubbare Dikhati Hai Tab Socha Hai Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge“