Chala aap lena... Main picche baith jaungi
************************************************
************************************************
Aaj Mujhe Ek ladki kehti hai..
Mujhe facebook pe ID bana do ... !
.
.
.
.
.
.
Maine kaha : Tujhe ID Chalana Aatibi
hai .. kya ??
Woh kehti : Chala aap lena...
Main picche baith jaungi __ ! :p :/ :D
*********************************************
*********************************************
************************************************
Aaj Mujhe Ek ladki kehti hai..
Mujhe facebook pe ID bana do ... !
.
.
.
.
.
.
Maine kaha : Tujhe ID Chalana Aatibi
hai .. kya ??
Woh kehti : Chala aap lena...
Main picche baith jaungi __ ! :p :/ :D
*********************************************
*********************************************
A Good Teacher and A Best Teacher
********************************************************
********************************************************
A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To
Study Hard...
.
.
.
. .
But,,
.
.
.
. .
A Best Teacher Is Who Stands
Outside The Examination Hall N
Shouts..
.
. .
.
.
"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHI
CHUPALO...:p :D :O
***********************************************************
***********************************************************
********************************************************
A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To
Study Hard...
.
.
.
. .
But,,
.
.
.
. .
A Best Teacher Is Who Stands
Outside The Examination Hall N
Shouts..
.
. .
.
.
"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHI
CHUPALO...:p :D :O
***********************************************************
***********************************************************
Big truth About Boys
*************************************************
*************************************************
GirL to another girl: "You are
beautiful''
Other girl: "Thank you, you are
beautiful too"
&
BOY to another boy: "You are
handsome"
Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na
saale?" :-P
So true...!! :)
*************************************************
*************************************************
*************************************************
GirL to another girl: "You are
beautiful''
Other girl: "Thank you, you are
beautiful too"
&
BOY to another boy: "You are
handsome"
Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na
saale?" :-P
So true...!! :)
*************************************************
*************************************************
After drinking alcohal.......
************************************************
************************************************
शराब पी कर सबसे
ज्यादा बोले जाने वाली 8 लाइन ......
1. तू तो मेरा भाई है यार...
2. गाडी आज भाई चलाएगा !
3. मैं तेरी दिल से इज्ज़त करता हूँ !
4. आज चढ़ नही रही है यार !
5. ये मत समझ की मैं पी के बोल रहा हूँ !
6. एक छोटा सा पेग और हो जाये !
7. तू बोल क्या चाहिए, तेरे लिए
तो अपनी जान हाज़िर है !
.
और सबसे मज्जेदार
.
.
.
8. कल से दारु बंद ;-)
************************************************
************************************************
************************************************
शराब पी कर सबसे
ज्यादा बोले जाने वाली 8 लाइन ......
1. तू तो मेरा भाई है यार...
2. गाडी आज भाई चलाएगा !
3. मैं तेरी दिल से इज्ज़त करता हूँ !
4. आज चढ़ नही रही है यार !
5. ये मत समझ की मैं पी के बोल रहा हूँ !
6. एक छोटा सा पेग और हो जाये !
7. तू बोल क्या चाहिए, तेरे लिए
तो अपनी जान हाज़िर है !
.
और सबसे मज्जेदार
.
.
.
8. कल से दारु बंद ;-)
************************************************
************************************************
Car Ke Piche ‘L’ Kyu Likha Hota Hai?
**************************************************************
**************************************************************
Car Ke Piche ‘L’ Kyu Likha Hota Hai?
Santa Ka Beta Pappu Usse Puchta Hai.
Pappu: “Papa Ye Car Ke Peeche ‘L‘ Likhne Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai?”
Santa: “Beta ‘L’ Ka Matlab Hai Ki, Driver Ko Driving Ke Baare Mein ‘LUnd‘ Bhi Nahi Pata“
:D =D
**************************************************************
**************************************************************
Height of misunderstndng...
**********************************************************
**********************************************************
Height of misunderstndng...
IPL T20 Flash News!!!
"All boys Performed well last night.
I was fully satisfied..."
- Neeta Ambani
*********************************************************
*********************************************************
**********************************************************
Height of misunderstndng...
IPL T20 Flash News!!!
"All boys Performed well last night.
I was fully satisfied..."
- Neeta Ambani
*********************************************************
*********************************************************
Tanaav Door karne k liye yoga:-
***************************************************
***************************************************
Tanaav Door karne k liye yoga:-
Table par whisky ki bottle, namkin or glass rakhe.
Chair par v, Whisky ko glass me dale, Halke se sip le,
Namkin khaye, Phir sip le.
Is kriya ko 7 baar dohraye
Sar piche jhukae, Dono hath sar k peche rakhe,
Aankhe dhire se band karte hue bole
"Maa Chudaye Duniya"
**************************************************
**************************************************
***************************************************
Tanaav Door karne k liye yoga:-
Table par whisky ki bottle, namkin or glass rakhe.
Chair par v, Whisky ko glass me dale, Halke se sip le,
Namkin khaye, Phir sip le.
Is kriya ko 7 baar dohraye
Sar piche jhukae, Dono hath sar k peche rakhe,
Aankhe dhire se band karte hue bole
"Maa Chudaye Duniya"
**************************************************
**************************************************
Aam bat rahe hai!!
*******************************************************
*******************************************************
REDLIGHT area me raid padi.
Police ne sabhi callgirls ko line me khada kiya.
Wahan se gujar rahi Budhiya ne ek girl se puchha: kya hua??
Callgirl ne kaha: Amma, Aam bat rahe hai!!
Budhiya bhi line me lag gai.
Jab Budhi ki bari ayi to Policeman ne kaha-Amma!Aap bhi??
Amma boli-
"bujurg hu to kya??
Chooos to sakti hoon!!.." :P
*****************************************************
*****************************************************
*******************************************************
REDLIGHT area me raid padi.
Police ne sabhi callgirls ko line me khada kiya.
Wahan se gujar rahi Budhiya ne ek girl se puchha: kya hua??
Callgirl ne kaha: Amma, Aam bat rahe hai!!
Budhiya bhi line me lag gai.
Jab Budhi ki bari ayi to Policeman ne kaha-Amma!Aap bhi??
Amma boli-
"bujurg hu to kya??
Chooos to sakti hoon!!.." :P
*****************************************************
*****************************************************
HER JAGA LULLY NAHI PHASANI CHAHIEY
**********************************************************
**********************************************************
A married Man died before SEX.
His Wife cut his Penis, filled it withcement & fixed in wall.
Every night she went to wall & satisfied herself.
One day her neighbor saw n made a hole in wall n removed it
& put His own Penis in the wall & waited for his turn.
Lady came with knife,Cut Penis
& said:'DARLING WE ARE SHIFTING TO OUR NEW HOUSE."
MORAL :-HER JAGA LULLY NAHI PHASANI CHAHIEY..
**********************************************************
**********************************************************
**********************************************************
A married Man died before SEX.
His Wife cut his Penis, filled it withcement & fixed in wall.
Every night she went to wall & satisfied herself.
One day her neighbor saw n made a hole in wall n removed it
& put His own Penis in the wall & waited for his turn.
Lady came with knife,Cut Penis
& said:'DARLING WE ARE SHIFTING TO OUR NEW HOUSE."
MORAL :-HER JAGA LULLY NAHI PHASANI CHAHIEY..
**********************************************************
**********************************************************
Fakeer ho kar Badshao wale shauk
******************************************************
******************************************************
A Long Story :
Ek badsha ko Gaand marane ka shauk tha ek din us k darbar me 1 fakir ata hai jise dekh kar badsha ki niyat fisal jati hai.
Woh apne naukro se kaheta hai k ise accha khana khilao or acche kapde pahena kar mere bed room me bithao,
Fakir jab bed room me akela baith hota hai tab woh sochta hai zaroor badsha ko mai pasand aa gaya hun or lagta hai woh meri Gaand mare ga,
Yeh sochte hi woh badsha k ane se pahele kapde utar kar jhuk jata hai.
Jaise hi badsha room me dakhil hota hai to fakir ko bina kapdo k dekh kar gussa aa jata hai or uskii Gaand par laat mar kar kaheta hai Zaleel Fakir apni aukat me rahe teri itni himmat k tu Fakeer ho kar Badshao wale shauk rakhe >:O :D =D =D
******************************************************
******************************************************
******************************************************
A Long Story :
Ek badsha ko Gaand marane ka shauk tha ek din us k darbar me 1 fakir ata hai jise dekh kar badsha ki niyat fisal jati hai.
Woh apne naukro se kaheta hai k ise accha khana khilao or acche kapde pahena kar mere bed room me bithao,
Fakir jab bed room me akela baith hota hai tab woh sochta hai zaroor badsha ko mai pasand aa gaya hun or lagta hai woh meri Gaand mare ga,
Yeh sochte hi woh badsha k ane se pahele kapde utar kar jhuk jata hai.
Jaise hi badsha room me dakhil hota hai to fakir ko bina kapdo k dekh kar gussa aa jata hai or uskii Gaand par laat mar kar kaheta hai Zaleel Fakir apni aukat me rahe teri itni himmat k tu Fakeer ho kar Badshao wale shauk rakhe >:O :D =D =D
******************************************************
******************************************************
Point to be noted
**********************************************
**********************************************
# Point to be noted
Before sex, you help each other get
naked. After sex, you dress only yourself..
Moral: In life no one helps you, once
you're fucked.
**********************************************
**********************************************
Sabse Pavitra cheez agar hai to wo hai Purush ka Ling.
-Ye bahut Vinamra hai, hamesha Jhuka rehta hai.
-Ye Dayalu hai, ladkiyon ki Goad bharta hai.
-Ye Asli Guru hai, jo apne do chelon ka saath nahin Chhodta.
-Ismein Sadgi hai, ye chhoti si gufa mein raat guzarta hai.
-Ye Adarniya hai, nari ko dekh ke khada ho jata hai
-Ye Farishta hai, chahe kitna modo marodo ismein se amrit hi niklta hai, jisse shristi chalti hai.
Aap LING-DHARI hain to msg aage bheje.
Aaj Sunny Leon ka Birthday hai..
Ye sms 9 logo ko bhejoge to khwaab me sunny leon aake aapse sex karegi. Ek ladke ne jhooth samajh k delete kar diya, to khwab me Sunny "Deol" aake gaand maar gaya!! Aage aap ki marzi.. Leni hai ya deni hai.
**********************************************
**********************************************
**********************************************
# Point to be noted
Before sex, you help each other get
naked. After sex, you dress only yourself..
Moral: In life no one helps you, once
you're fucked.
**********************************************
**********************************************
Sabse Pavitra cheez agar hai to wo hai Purush ka Ling.
-Ye bahut Vinamra hai, hamesha Jhuka rehta hai.
-Ye Dayalu hai, ladkiyon ki Goad bharta hai.
-Ye Asli Guru hai, jo apne do chelon ka saath nahin Chhodta.
-Ismein Sadgi hai, ye chhoti si gufa mein raat guzarta hai.
-Ye Adarniya hai, nari ko dekh ke khada ho jata hai
-Ye Farishta hai, chahe kitna modo marodo ismein se amrit hi niklta hai, jisse shristi chalti hai.
Aap LING-DHARI hain to msg aage bheje.
Aaj Sunny Leon ka Birthday hai..
Ye sms 9 logo ko bhejoge to khwaab me sunny leon aake aapse sex karegi. Ek ladke ne jhooth samajh k delete kar diya, to khwab me Sunny "Deol" aake gaand maar gaya!! Aage aap ki marzi.. Leni hai ya deni hai.
**********************************************
**********************************************
Varities of Wife:
******************************************************************
******************************************************************
Varities of Wife:
AALSI wife:
aaj kapde utaarne ka mood nahi, aise hi kar lo
GUSSE WALI biwi:
Don't cum in my mouth nahi toh kaat lungi.
CHHEDNE Wali wife
Jab me college me thi to mera bf 4-5 baar kar leta tha
CONFUSED wife:
Do me from behind...
no no it will pain aage se hi karte hai.
SELFISH wife:
mera ho gaya,
main so rahi hun.
SHAKKI wife:
Aaj theek se nahi kar rahe kahin baahar kar k aaye ho? .
BHuKHI wife:
wapas kitni der me taiyaar ho jaoge
Doggy style me karenge
******************************************************************
******************************************************************
LIC AGENT WITH SANTA
******************************************************************
******************************************************************
LIC Agent: Santa ji, aap policy le lo.
Aapke bachcho ko paise milenge.
Santa: agar bachche na ho to?
Agent: aapki biwi ko milenge.
Santa: agar biwi na ho to?
Agent: Maa Baap ko milenge.
Santa: agar wo bi na ho.?
Agent: Fir bahen, bhayio ko milenge
Santa: Koi aisa tariqa btao k paise
mujhe mile.?
Agent: Aap nahi le sakte
.
Santa: Lo benchod ye to policy na huyi,
'MERI gaand' ho gyi,
jo har koi le sakta hai,
Sirf mai nahi le sakta....
******************************************************************
******************************************************************
Can you really blame the Santa ?? after such sharp & fine observations
Police: Jis car ne aapko takkar maari, usska number kya tha ?
Santa: number toh yaad nahi,par jo madam chala rahi thi,
--unki shirt ke 2 button khule the,
--laal bra dikh rahi thi, breasts 36 size ke the,
--galey mein soney ka locket tha jo kabhi left boob ko & kabhi right ko touch kar raha tha,
--unke breasts pe ek til bhi tha!...
Baaki mera toh saara dhayan apni driving pe hi tha.
******************************************************************
******************************************************************
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)