Daal hi gir gai manhoos

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Wife:"Mehman aa rahe hain or
ghar me Daal k siva kuch nai
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Husband:"Jab wo aaye to
kitchen me 1 bartan girana,
Me pochu to kehna QORMA gir gaya..
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phir dosra girana, kehna
BiRYANi gir gai.. fir Me kahuga chalo Daal hi le
aao...:p
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Mehmano k aane k bad Bartan girne ki awaaz
aai..
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Husbnd:"Kya hua.. ??
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Wife: "Daal hi gir gai manhoos..:P :O :D
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BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi

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Dudhwala Continuously Ringing Door Bell.
Lady from Inside:
Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge,Ab bas bhi karo
Tumse accha To Paperwala hai,
Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta hai......

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DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE & PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di-BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena.:) -
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Sex is just like hacking.

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Sex is just like hacking. 

U get in, 
u get out. 
& u pray u left nothing behind =))
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A Penis went to court

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A Penis 
went to court aur fariyaad ki :- Judge saahab,main chhota tha tab khush tha.Thoda bada vhua to masal masal ke meri haalat kharaab kar di gayi aur jab main jawaan hua to mujhe 
roz andhe kuwe mein daala jaata hai jahan garmi ki 
wajah se mera dum ghut-ta hai aur mujhe roz ultiyan aati hai.
Aur mujhe behoshi ki haalat 
mein bahar nikala jata hai.Aakhir mera kasoor kya hai?
Judge :- kamine tera kasoor ye hai ki tu akadta bahut hai
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Ek Sasti Si Brazier

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Ladki General Store Pe Jaati Hai Aur Bolti Hai
Ladki: “Ek Sasti Si Brazier Dena“
Dukandar: “Ye 100 Ki Hai“
Ladki: “Or Sasti Dikhao“
Dukandar: “Ye 60 Ki Hai“
Ladki: “Or Sasti“
Dukandar: “Lo 40 Ki Dekh Lo“
Ladki: “Arey Aur Sasti Dikhao“
Dukandar: “Oye Chotu, Madam Ko 2 Ice Cream Ke Khali Cup Aur Ek Dhaga De De“
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Top 10 Indian XXX movies

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Top 10 Indian XXX movies

1.seema ki salwar me talwar

2.abla nari ka babla ( . ) ( . ) bhari.

3.pati fauj me,biwi mauj me

4.amar prem, bistar par game..

5.Ghar me saali to raat bhar diwali.

6.Phaad ke panty, nikla bunty!

7.Randi ho gayi thandi.

8.Zalim lauda lage hathoda.

9.Peticot me vispot

10.Paan khaye muniya
maa chudaye duniya..!
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3Girls shadi k bad mili

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3Girls shadi k bad mili
1 girl:Mere wo to fnger bhi dalte hai
2 girl:Mere wo to pora hath hi dal dete hai.
3 girl:Apni taangain phela karboli,
Zara bahar ana. :p
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BHENCHOD hath sunn ho gaya.

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Ek budha BLUE FILM dekhte hue zor se hath ko jhatakne laga:s 

Boy-kya hua baba?:]Y 

Budha-iski Maa ko chodu sala>:O ...15 sal bad lund khda hua to BHENCHOD hath sunn ho gaya.>=) :]xx :p
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Aaj Uska Dil Phir 'DUKHA' Diya

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Aaj Uska Dil Phir 'DUKHA' Diya Humne,</3 

Apne Pyar Ka Karz 'CHUKA' Diya Humne.:'( 

Dekr Lalach Use 'ICE-CREAM' Ka,;;) 

Andhere Me Apna "LUND" chusa Diya Humne...X_X =))
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Is Your Nose Bigger Than Your Cock

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A Young High School Girl Wearing Skirt Is Walking Past A Construction Site When One Of The Builders Yells Out.

“Hey Gorgeous! Why Don’t You Come Over Here And Sit On My Face”

Without Even Blinking An Eye, She Yells Back

“Why Sweetheart, Is Your Nose Bigger Than Your Cock!“ 

=))
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maa kaise chod rahi ho

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Sonia asked Vajpayee: "Tum hamesha tension mein kyun rehte ho?"
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Vajpayee: "Main sochta rehta hun, tum bina lund ke hindustan ki maa kaise chod rahi ho."
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used more than Google!

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Super insult after brEak uP:

Girl: "Dont talk, U asshole..! I wear Heels Longer than ur Dick..."

Boy: "Shut Up Bitch.! Ur Pussy has been used more than Google!" =))
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I Can't Marry You But I Love You

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Said By A Great Lover: "I Can't Marry You But I Love You".

Actual Meaning.

Behan Ki Laudi Tu Itni Khobsurat Nahi Hai Ki Shaadi Kar Lu, Par Itni Buri Bhi Nahi Ke Bina Chode tujhe Jaane Doon. X_X =)) =))
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BABA ISKA HM KYA KRENGE..........

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Sadhu: apne se badi ko maa, choti ko beti, barabar wali ko behen mano

Bhakt: baba aisa karo ye LUND tum hi rakh lo, aapko jadi buti kutne ke kaam aayega...

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SOLID BEIZZATI.....

SOLID BEIZZATI.....
;D
.Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai : hii friendzz kesi
lag rahi hoon..?. . .
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.Boy : tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka mob.Leke diya
hai to ghar me 500rs ka sheesha bhi lagaya hoga....
Uss Mein dekhle,,...!!!....humse kya poochti hai
'bhootni' kahi ki....;D;D .