Emotional

Emotional Story of evry
studnt:( :p
Kal raat book meri taraf dekhti rhi,
aur nind mujhe apni taraf
khichti rhi.
Nind ka jhoka mera man
moh gya
Aur kal raat fir ek honhar
student
Bina padhe so gaya....!!!

Tension Door karne ke liye yoga---

Tension Door karne ke liye yoga---
Table par whisky ki bottle, namkin aur glass rakhe... Chair par baithe.
Whisky ko glass mei dale., Halke se sip le. Namkeen khaye
Phir sip le.
Is kriya ko 7 baar dohraye. Sar pichhe jhukae, Dono hath sar ke picche rakhe,
Aankhe dhire se band karte hue bole
"Maa Chudaye Duniya"..

chuma chuma de de

 Arranged marriage is "While u r walking
unfortunately a snake bites u",
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But Love marriage is "Dancing in front of a
cobra & singing, chuma chuma de de

Maa Chudaye Duniya

Tension Door karne ke liye yoga---
Table par whisky ki bottle, namkin aur glass rakhe... Chair par baithe.
Whisky ko glass mei dale., Halke se sip le. Namkeen khaye
Phir sip le.
Is kriya ko 7 baar dohraye. Sar pichhe jhukae, Dono hath sar ke picche rakhe,
Aankhe dhire se band karte hue bole
"Maa Chudaye Duniya"..

Balam pichkaari jo tune mujhe maari" ....

The most romantic song of the year
goes to "Balam pichkaari jo tune mujhe
maari" ....

kavi ne panktiyo me bedroom
me hone wali ghatnao ka bht hi sundar
tarike se varnan kiya gaya hai

GOTYA

Wife(sms): Hi baby. ?

GOTYA: Hiii honey..(sending failed)

Wife: R u there???

GOTTA: Yes yes...im here...(sending failed)

Wife: R u ignorng me or wat?? ?

GOTYA: Honey im nt..i m ryt here.. (sending fai
led)

Wife: Its over..dnt evr talk to me again!?

GOTYA: Marja kamini (message sent).

चूत

चूत एक घाटी है , जहाँ घुसती केवल पुरुष की लाठी है, चूत एक गड्डा है, जहाँ लंड नामक जीव का अड्डा है, चूत एक आशियाना है, जहाँ लंड के दो पल का ठिकाना है चूत एक आसमान है, जहाँ खड़े लंड का मिटता झूठा गुमान है, चूत एक बाग़ है, जहाँ लंड के पंहुचने से पहले लगी होती आग है, चूत एक अद्वितीय लोक है, जहाँ खड़ा लंड सिधारता परलोक है, चूत एक अज़ब सा शहर है, जहाँ लंड के रस की कभी कभी बहती एक
नहर है.. अंत में मित्रो , ये चूत ही हर लंड का अफसाना है,
जहाँ लंड को खड़े हुए जाकर मुरझाये वापिस आना है. .

3 patient

One morning at a doctor's
office a patient arrives
complaining of serious
back-pain.
The doctor examines him
and asks him -"OK, what
happened to your back?"
The patient replies "You
know that I work for a
local night club, right? This
morning I got home to my
apartment early and heard
a noise in my bedroom. On
entering I knew someone
had been with my wife and
the balcony door was
open. I rushed out the
balcony door and did not
find anyone. As I looked
down from the balcony I
saw a man running out
and he was dressing
himself. I grabbed the
fridge and threw it at him,
That’s how I strained my
back."
The 2nd patient arrives
looking as if he has been in
a car wreck. The doctor
said "My previous patient
looked bad, but you look
terrible. What the hell
happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I
have been unemployed for
a while now. Today was
the first day at my new job.
I forgot to set my alarm
and was running late. I was
running out of the
building, getting dressed at
the same time, and you
won't believe it but I was
hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he
looks even worse than the
other two Patients do.. The
doctor is shocked. Again
asks, "What the hell
happened to
youuuuuu.....?"
"Well I was sitting in a
fridge and some one threw
it from the 3rd floor"......

girls' t- shirts

Few creative Quotes for
girls' t- shirts:
1. "Touch here, if you dare"
2. "Weapons of mass
destruction"
3. "Looking is FREE,
touching costs"
4. "Now more tastier &
healthier"
5. "Round figure"
6. "Handle with care"
7. "Tasted by experts"
8. "2 Hot 2 Handle"
9. "Shake well before use"
10. "No one can use just
once"
11. "Dangerous curves
ahead"
12. "My face is 9 inches
above from where you
stare"
13. "Did you Actually look
here to Read?

Scooby doobie doobies" I want bigger bobbies

A flat chested young lady went to Dr Morris about enlarging her tiny breats. Dr Morris advised her. "Everyday after you shower rub your chest an say, "Scooby doobie doobies" I want bigger bobbies.She did this faithfully for several months,an it worked! She grew terrific D'cup boobs! One morning she was running late,got on the bus an in a panic realized she had forgooten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she did'nt recite the little rhyme,she stood in the middle aisle of the bus. Closed her eyes an said Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies. A guy sitting nearby looked at her ,'by any chance are you a patient of Dr Morris? Why yes i am,how did you know. He leaned closer an winked an wispered "Hickory,Dickory,Dock!

This lamp sucks

A man walked into a bar and heard this brilliant piano music but he couldn’t figure out where it was coming from. He sat down at the bar and looked around the entire place. Finally he saw a little tiny man in the corner playing a tiny piano. So he said to the bartender: Wow, that’s amazing. Where did you get such a little piano player? The bartender says: Well, I found this lamp and when I rubbed it a genie came out and granted me a wish, and that’s what I got. The man said: Oh cool, can I try it? The bartender said: Alright, but take it out back, I don’t want anybody to see it. So the man took the lamp out back and began to rub it. Out popped a genie who said: For cleaning my lamp I grant you one wish. Excited, the man said: I wish for a million bucks. One second later the skies darkened and a million ducks flew overhead. The man, annoyed now, took the lamp back to the bartender and said: This lamp sucks, I asked for a million bucks and I got a million ducks. The bartender replied: I know, do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?

Barbie Dolls:

Barbie Dolls:

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop
and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the
display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out
Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95,

Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for
$19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and
Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95
and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:

'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain
made with Ken's balls.

"Coz you're f*ckin' ugly!"

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
* a half-gallon of 2% milk,
* a carton of eggs,
* a quart of orange juice,
* a head of romaine lettuce,
* a 2 lb. can of coffee, and
* a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct.
But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied,
"Coz you're f*ckin' ugly!"

more like your father every day

Little Johnny had hurt his finger
while working on his model
airplane. He ran to his mother,
who kissed the wound and made
it better.
On the way to the store a little
later, Johnny fell off his bike and
scraped his knee. He ran to his
mother, who kissed it and made it
better.
Returning from the store, Johnny
ran into the town bully, who
kicked him in the nuts. Johnny
rushed home. His mother said,
"Son, you're getting more like
your father every day!"

Emotional

Emotional Story of evry
studnt:( :p
Kal raat book meri taraf dekhti rhi,
aur nind mujhe apni taraf
khichti rhi.
Nind ka jhoka mera man
moh gya
Aur kal raat fir ek honhar
student
Bina padhe so gaya....!!!

Fool Teacher

Little Johnny farts in the
classroom and his teacher
gets really upset and
throws him out. He goes
and sits outside the class
and can't stop laughing.
The principal walks by and
sees him sitting outside
laughing. He says, "Little
Johnny what are you doing
sitting here laughing?"
Little Johnny says, "I farted
in class and the teacher
threw me out."
The principal says, "Well
then, why are you
laughing?"
Little Johnny says, "Cause
the dumb idiots are sitting
in the classroom smelling
my fart while they put me
outside in this beautiful,
clean air."

Garbhvatihai

Today's generation :
Baap: Beta maine tere liye ek ladki
dekhi hai,Vo Roopvati, Gunvati,or
Sarasvati hai.
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Beta: Lekin papa mein kisi or se
pyar karta hoon or vo...Garbhvatihai. :

bhosidika balu

Interviewer: what is your birth
date?

Balu: 13th October

Which year?

Balu: Oye ullu ke pathe___
EVERY YEAR
=D
Manager asked Balu at an
interview.

Can you spell a word that has
more than 100 letters in it?

Balu replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
=D

After returning back from a
foreign trip, Balu asked his wife,

Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Balu: In London a lady asked
me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked
Balu:
Any great man born in this
village???

Balu: no sir, only small Babies!!!
=D

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi
Jayanthi

So Balu writes, "Gandhi was a
great man, but I don't know who
is Jayanthi.
=D

Interviewer: just imagine you are
on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?

Balu: its simple. I will stop my
imagination!!!
=D

Balu: My mobile bill how
much?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to
know current bill status

Balu: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL
my MOBILE BILL.
=D

Balu: I think that girl is deaf..

Friend: How do u know?

Balu: I told I Love her, but she
said her chappals are new
=D

Friend: I got a brand new Ford
IKON for my wife!

Balu: Wow!!! That's an
unbelievable exchange offer!!!
=D

Balu in airplane going 2
Bombay ..

While its landing he shouted: "
Bombay .. Bombay "

Air hostess said: "B silent."

Balu: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
=D

Teacher: "What is common
between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM,
GANDHI and BUDHA?"

Balu: "All are born on
government holidays...!!!
=D

Sir: What is difference between
Orange and Apple?

Balu: Color of Orange is
orange, but color of Apple is not
APPLE

3 good nature of man penis

3 good nature of man penis : ::
DISCIPLINE every day: every morning was always up
POLITE to the people: every sexy woman always stands
RESPECT to the older ones: always down if you see a woman who has been dented.

I'll also tell who's the father!"

In an alcohol factory the
regular tester died and the
director started looking for
a new one to hire.
A drunkard with a ragged,
dirty look came to apply
for the position.
The director of the factory
wondered how to send
him away. They tested him.
They gave him a glass with
a drink. He tried it and said,
"It's red wine, a muscat,
three years old, grown on a
north slope, matured in
steel containers."
"That's correct", said the
boss.
Another glass. "It's red
wine, cabernet, eight years
old, a south western slope,
oak barrels."
"Correct." The director was
astonished. He winked at
his secretary to suggest
something.
She brought in a glass of
urine. The alcoholic tried it.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old,
three months pregnant,
made inside the office. And
if you don't give me the
job, I'll also tell who's the
father!"

Welcome To Our Fucked Up Generation..

16 and Pregnant.
 15 and Fucking. 
14 and Sucking. 
13 and Licking.
 12 and Fingering.
 11 and Touching.
 9 and Kissing. 
8 and Wondering.
 Welcome To Our Fucked Up Generation..

I just got sick of waiting.

A guy and a girl are lying in a room after just having sex. The girl lays on her side of the bed and rests. The guy goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, "Man, oh Man I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin." The girl overhears him talking to himself and asks, "Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?" "Well," the guy explains, "I always wanted to wait until I was with the woman I love to lose my virginity." Astounded, the girl replies,"So you really love me?" "Oh God no!", the guy says."I just got sick of waiting."

I love sex

Once a professor asked his students to use 'love' and 'sex' in a sentence.
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Girls wrote:
When mutual understanding between a boy and a girl increases so much that they cant live without each other, implies they are in "love" and when this love reaches extreme such that both feel bodily same, they engage themselves in a body to body pleasureful combat that we call "sex" !
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Boys wrote:
I love sex

you got nice house.

Laughter time.
Bob calls in to his job:
"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."

The boss says:
"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that."

2 hours later Bob calls:
"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house."

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

#...Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself..
Moral: In life no one helps you, once you're fucked.

#...Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

#...What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!

#...3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

#...Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

#...Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life.......

According To William Sexfear A Drunk Guy Is A Liability, But A Drunk Girl Is An Asset.

Nipple Mein Fasa Hai

DENTIST
Ek Lady Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Apni Kamij Aur Fir Bra Utar Ke Uske Saamne Beth Gayi
Doctor Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bola
Dr. “Ye Kya Badtameezi Hai, Main Dentist Hu”
Lady: “Haan Haan Mujhe Pata Hai.. Main Bhi Daant Hi Nikalwane Aayi Hu, Nipple Mein Fasa Hai“

Lavde lag gaye

A girl went for sex change operation.
All her friends and relatives were waiting anxiously outside the operating room. When she came out, she smiled broadly and shouted: "Lavde lag gaye!!!" :D

market main naya aya he

Girl: Kya tum mujhe apni famly se zyada chaty ho ?
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Boy: No
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Girl: Kya ?
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Boy: Jab main paida huwa to meri Maa ne musibat jheli.
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Jb bada hone laga to Baap ne ungli pakad kar chalna sikhaya
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Jb taklif hui to Behan roi
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Jb zarurat padi to Bhai sath aya
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Girl: achaa Gandu
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Jab l**d khada hua to kon kaam ayaaaa.!
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Boy: mera dost jo abhi msg padh raha he
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Han's mat send kar market main naya aya he...

boys vs girls.......

How do girls start a conversation with each other on facebook?

Girl 1 : Hey cutie mutie mooh? :*:p
Girl 2 : Hiiieeee.. My darlzzz..
chupie mumiee loohh.. :D ::) :p?:*
&

How do boys start a conversation with each other on facebook ?

Boy 1 : aur Chutiye...:??
Boy 2 : Haan.. ! Bol..behenchod. :p

"SERIOUS LINE"

"SERIOUS LINE"
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CHOOT ki kismat lifafe jaise hoti hai..

lifafa kitna bhi achcha aur sundar kyu na ho "FATNA" hi padta hai.......

Wife Kiski hai.

Friend: Tera Birthday kab hai?
SAnta: Next week, Why?

Friend: Tujhe ghar ki window ke liye parde gift karne hai.

Teri Wife ko tere saath sex kerte hue dekh-dekh ke Bor ho gaya hu.

SAnta: Tera Birthday kab hai?

Friend : Next month, Why?

SAnta: Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni hai, Taki tu dekh Sake ki Wife Kiski hai.

Sometimes santa also rocks!!!

Maa chudao, me BUS se chala jaunga.

SAINI ne Railway Reservation formme Ling k jagah 6 Inch likha..
Lady Clerk-Ling kya likha hai,Kato isko
saini-Kitna?
Lady Clerk-Pura
Saini-Maa chudao, me BUS se chala jaunga.....

mera land kahan geya

IK VAR IK ANGRAZNI OR BIHARNI BIHRNI:TUM ITNE PAISE 1 DIN ME KAISE KAMA LETI HO ANGR:: JAB KOI MUJE CHODNE LAGTA HAI TO M GAND ME PATAKA RAKH LETI HOON OR PATAKE KO AaG LAGAKAR KHETI HU MERI PAAD DI MUJE 10 HAZZAR DO NAHI TO M TAHNNE ME F.I.R. KARA DUNGI IS TRAHAN KAMATI HOON | BIHARNI~ YAHI SAKEEM LADATI H JAB Aadmi usse chodna churu karta h to biharni gand me bullet bum rakh leti h admi chodna churu kar deta h to biharni chupke se usse Aag laga deti h or bullet bum fut jata h biharni kheti h ki haye meri pad di kihlar di m police stATAion jaungi ya to muje 20000 rs. de do to Aadmi bolta h ki behen ki lodi 20... ke 40000 le la per ye to bta de ki mera land kahan geya.......... dundo

FERRARI

Bhagwan ne mujhse bola ki tu apna
ek pyara dost
chhod de mai tujhe Cell dunga,
2 ko chhod de to
"fast track"ki ghadi dunga,
5 ko chhod de 5 lakh dunga,aur sabhi
dosto ko
chhod de
to "FERRARI" dunga.
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Maine bhagwan ko dekha
(' ')
aur kaha ki: BHAGWAN,
YE DOST WO H JINHONE MERI HAR
KHUSHI HAR
GHAM MAI SAATH DIYA.
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MERE BACHPAN SE LEKAR AAJ TAK
MERE SATH
RAHE. KABHI MAIN ROYA TO APNE
HAATHON SE
ANSU
POCHHE.
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EK GLASS PANI BHI PIYA TO BHI MERE
SAATH
SHARE KIYE.
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MERI EK AWAZ PAR DAUDE CHALE
AYE,
AUR AAP KEHTE HE KI MAIN EK
FERRARI KE LIYE
INHE
chhod DU?
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KHAIR KOI BAAT NAHI,
"FERRARI black COLOUR KI HONI
CHAHIYE

Benchod Kisi Ko

Furkat Ke Darakht Pe Ishrat Ka Yu Sharmana..
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Benchod Kisi Ko Pahli Line SamajhAayeTo Mujhe Bhi Batana..

kar le nasta

A girl comes to late in
shool:
Boys says: Chand taron ko
neend aa rahi hain,teri ma
ki chut tu ab aa rahi hain??
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Girls says: Maa ki chut ka
mat de wasta,kholti hun Bra
chal kar le nasta

AAJKAL KE BACCHE AUR UNKE DOUBTS !!!!

AAJKAL KE BACCHE AUR UNKE
DOUBTS !!!!
Babli - Teacher Teacher! 'Bus' Male
hai ya Female ?
(Teacher thinks 'such a cute question'
Suddenly another kid (Bunty) replied-
Teacher , Teacher It's Female
Babli-Why?
Bunty-Kyoki Sab Log Uspe
ChadteHain, Idiot.
Teacher got tensed with answer
whereas
Babli In Doubt again-Agar Bus Female
Hai Aur Sab Uspe Chadte Hain To
Uske Bacche- Kyo nahi hote ?
Teacher more tensed...
Bunty again with answer-Kyoki Sab Us
Par Peeche Se Chadte Hai duffer.
Teacher sharm se pani pani.
But Babli still in doubt-Maana Sabhi
Peeche Se Chadte Hain, parDriver Aur
Conductor To Aagay Se Chadte Hain.
Phir Bachche -Kyon Nahin Hote?
Teacher Ki Saanse band.
Bunty's final reply-Kyon Ki Woh Dono
Topi pehanke Chadte Hain.
Teacher Behosh!:D

Bachelors think at night...& Married think at day time

Bachelors think that married
men are lucky..
Married men think that Bachelors are lucky..
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The point is that
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Bachelors think at night...& Married think at day time... :-P

Nayi Bori Kyun Kholi


Ek Dukan Par Ek Ladka Kaam KartaTha,
Uska Malik Use Ye Kah Kar Ghar Jata Tha
Ki Ghar Chini Khane Ja Raha Hoon
Aisa Roj Hota Thha, Ek Din Ladka Lala Ji
Ka Picha Karta Karta Ghar PahunchGaya.
Usne Khidki Mein Se Dekha Ki Lala Ji Apni
Wife Ko Chod Raha Tha,
Ye Dekh Ladke Ko Bhi Tharak Chadd Gayi
Aur Usne Doosre Din Lala Ji Ki Ladki Ko
Pata Liya,
Kuch Din Baad Vo Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kar
Raha Tha, Achanak Se Lala Uper SeAa
Gaya Aur Usne Ye Sab Dekh Liya
Bas Fir Kya Tha Lala Ji Ne Ladke KoPeetna
Shuru Kar Diya.
Rone Peetne Ki Awaje Sunkar Aas Paas Ke
Logo Ne Pucha: “ Arrey Is Gareeb Ko Kyu
Peete Ja Rahe Ho”
Iss Par Lala Ji Ne Rote Hue Jawab Diya:
“Jab Ise Cheeni Khani Thi To Isne Nayi
Bori Kyun Kholi, Jab Purani Bori Khuli
Padi Thi

Dobara Baari Lunga..

Santa Ek Ladki Ko Pakad Ke Uske Haath Mein Ludo Dice Deta Hai AurKehta Hai
“Agar Tumhara 1,2,3,4,5 Aaya To Main Tumhari Gaand Marunga”
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Ladki : “Agar 6 Aaya To?”
Santa : “Tune Ludo Nahi Khela Kabhi..??
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Benchod 6 Aaya To Dobara Baari Lunga..

Machhi khayegi machhi?

GF- Where r u?

BF- I m at Bank

GF- I need 30000 Rs for Blackberry & 5000 Rs for haircut

BF- Sorry, I mean I was at d Bank
of a River.
Machhi khayegi machhi??.

A Girl’s Status

A Girl’s Status At
Facebook:
Weird Day A Guy Came
Up To Me&Told Me He’d
Give Me An iPhone If I
Sleep With Him How
Ridiculous
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Updated Via iPhone.

KUTTA AUR KUTIYA HUM

MUjtaba
"
Agar kutton ka T.V Par Channel ho to,
soncho usme serial ke naam kuch Aise Honge"...:-

*YAHAN MAIN GHAR GHAR BHOKI:-P

*KAAT KHANA SATHIYA:-P

*AGLE JANAM MOHE PILLA HI KIJO:-P

*MAIN KUTIYA TERE ANGAN KI:-P

*YEH KUTTA KYA KEHLATA HAI:-P

*EK HAZARO ME MERI KUTTIYA HAI:-P

*IS KUTTE KO KYA NAAM DU:-P

*KUTTA AUR KUTIYA HUM:-P

*KUTTA VADHU:-P

*PAVITRA PILLA:-P

And last but Not D Least-->

*BADE DOGGIE LAGTE HO:-P

" KUTTA WAHI KUTIYA NAYI ":-P:-D:-D:-D Lolz Roflz

Pajame main Khushi

Husband: aaj tumhari behen ko Ghar per dekh kar badi khushi ho Rahi hai..

Wife: Jeans Pehan Lo!! Pajame main Khushi saaf Dikhai de Rahi hai...X_X =)) 

Master Ki Maa Ki Chut.

Mastar- Aaj Sab Dohe Bolenge, Pehle Golu Tum Bolo.
Golu- Chidiya Baithi Daal Par, Diya Usne Moot,
Sab Bachche Jor Se Bolo,
Santa Ki Maa Ki Chut.
Master- ShaBaash Ab santa Bolega.
Santa- Kutta Khada Sadak Par,Diya Usne Moot,
Golu Ki Maa Ka Bhosda, Master Ki Maa Ki Chut.

Rajnikant ko bhi gaand marwani

Wife was having sex in an apartment 20 floors high with Rajnikant. She then heard her husband coming.. She told Rajnikant to stay like robot and not to move.

Husband: What is this?

Wife: This is a robot i bought to have sex with when you are traveling...

Husband: Okay.. Lets have sex now...

Wife: No sweetheart.. Yesterday i got my period, so i will go and make a cup of coffee for you..

After she left the husband said: Damn i am so horny, i will fuck this robot...

He tried fucking. Rajnikant started talking in a metallic robotic way..

"System error
Wrong hole
System error
Wrong hole.."

Husband: Damn robot is not working properly.. I am throwing it out of the window..

Rajnikant realized that he was on the 20th floor he said:

"SOFTWARE UPDATED"
"PLEASE TRY AGAIN"

Moral of d story :waqt bura ho toh Rajnikant ko bhi gaand marwani padti hai...

Lamination

Girl- Aaj Sex karoge ??????

Boy- Nahi

Girl- kyu ..????

Boy- Condom nahi hai aaj..

Girl-tera to roj ka natak hai Bhosdike, Lamination kyu nai karwa leta...

Nonsense..

Lkg Student:"your Slate Is Nice Dude.."
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Ukg Student:"don't Talk Nonsense..

This Is Samsung Galaxy Note:p

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