Bus stop pe ek ladki dupata bandhe khadi thi
tabhi ek uncle aaye or bole
Are janeman ek bar is chehre ka didar toh kara de
Ladki - Papa mein hun.......
==============================
Ek kutiya ne 4 pillon ko janam diya
Pillon ne pucha papa kahan hai
kutiya boli chup raho kamino
papa jokes ko padhne mein busy hain...
==============================
Boy- I want tou
Girl- Tamij se baat karo
Boy- Alla tala k fazlo karam se khuda ka ye nek bandamohtarma ko arju-e-fitrat se be inteha chodna chahta hai....
==============================
Arj kiya hai jiske aane mein lagte hain 15 saal
Jaara gaur pharmayegawah wah
........
sun to le bhai
jiske aane mein lagte hain 15 saalbo hain jhaant ke baal
==============================
Do ladies car driving seekh rahi thi
Unke pati:- Yaar meri biwi toh raat
ko gear samjh kar hilati rahti hai
Dusra:- Meri biwi toh panty khol kar boli 200 ka daal do
==============================
Kaminey dostBoy:- Agar bo meri nahi hui toh kisi ki nahi hone dunga
Dost:- Aur agar teri hui toh ham sabki hone dega????
==============================
Santa kissed his girlfriend in park
GF :- Plzz ye sab shaadi se phele mat karo
Santa:- Oh soniye don't worry I ammarried
==============================
Bus stop pe ek ladki wisper ka packet leke khadi thi.
Bhikhari ; kuch de do.
Ladki ; kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari ; ye bread ka packet hi dedo.
Ladki ; kal aana sos lagake dungi.
==============================
kutab minar ko dekh kar ek shayar ne likha
ajab karishma dekha khuda e karim ka,
aasma ko chodne nikla hai lauda zameen ka
==============================
mirza galid ne masuka ka whisper dekha aur bola
:'SALWAAR KE NICHE SE PAANI LAAL AATA HAI,
KYA MERI BIWI KA BHOSADA PAAN KHAATA HAI'
==============================
sardar -murga kaise diye
murgawala -70,50 aur 10 ka.
sardar - rs 10 ka itna sasta kyu?
murgawala -isko aids hai.
sardar - de do khana hi hai gand thode hi marni hai
==============================
ek hizde ne armi ke sare test pass kar liye sex test me manager bola aapka to lund hi nahi hai
tab hizda bolta hai manager se
ye bataiye aapko goli chalvani hai
ya maa chudvani hai
==============================
Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35
==============================
Teacher: What is your caste?
Student: Pehle hum Singh they,
Phir Rajput hue,
Phir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi
==============================
Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth,
male and female.
A student: Teacher I know few more.
Teacher: What?
Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex....
==============================
.Pehli raat ko kamre ke andar jaate hi dullhan apna blouse kholne lagi.
Dulha -ye kya kar rahi ho.
Dulhan -maa ne kaha tha jate hi dudh pilana.
==============================
Boyz are stronger than gals,
because boys get two mangoes with two grapes and lots of fresh milk....
and gals get only one banana and ek chammach lassi.
==============================
Love is a gamble,
Sex is game.
Boys get fucking,
Girls get pain.
One night plasure,
Nine month pain.
One day in a hospital
and a junior fucker comes again
==============================
Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway,
Amme Amme yeh kia hain
Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.
Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.
Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.
Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay lund pe aitbaar kisko hai…
==============================
Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai…
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai
==============================
my fav-Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha
“Beta hamari Izzat Ab Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.
Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”
==============================
Insan jb pehli bar dalta hy to wo confuse hota hay
magar tum na ghabrana or dal dena tum jese hi rakho ge wo khud andar chala jaye ga
phir thumein acha lagnay lagay gaor
phir ajeeb ajeeb awazen ayen gi,
or phr jub tumhari money nikal jayeto tum nikal lena apna ATM
==============================
Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnaysaray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi kitarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega
==============================
Girl check up ke liye gai,
Doctor ki niyat khrab ho gai.
Doctor ne uske kaprey utarwaye.
Girl:- kiss kyu le rhe ho?
Doctor:Checkup ke liye
Girl:- Breast kyu daba rahe ho?
Doctor:- Breast cancer check karneke liye.
Doctor ne kaam lagana shuru kar diya.
Girl:- kya kar rahe ho?
Doctor:- Aids checkup.
Girl:- Check kya karna hai.
AIDS ki to dawayi lene aayi thi mein.
==============================
Ek Ladki:- Doctor, Meri B(.)(.)BS bahut choti hain?
Doctor:- Roz aana hoga.
CHUS CHUS ke bade kar dunga.
Ladki:- Theek hai.
Apne Boy-Friendko bhi le aaungi. Uski Lulli bhi Bhut choti hai.
==============================
Pappu offered Girl for sex
Ladki:- Tum itny chotay ho meri jawani ka bojh kaisy uthaao ge?
Papu:- Meri Jaan, Main Maanta hu ki chuha Bori utha nhi skta
, Lekin phaad to skta hai.
==============================
8 sal ka bachcha rape case mein pakra jata hai.
Lady lawyer us ki lulli pakr k kehti hai kya ye bacha rape kar sakta hai???
Bacha kehta hai: madam ji hila mat warna case har jaogi.
==============================
girl to doctor: Maine galti se unwanted 72 ki goli kha li hai.
Doctor: 72 ghante mein jitna chud sakti ho chud lo warna 80 rs. Ki ma chud jayegi.
==============================
In a party a lady wantedto go to toilet soshe inquired with a sardarpapaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao
tabhi ek uncle aaye or bole
Are janeman ek bar is chehre ka didar toh kara de
Ladki - Papa mein hun.......
==============================
Ek kutiya ne 4 pillon ko janam diya
Pillon ne pucha papa kahan hai
kutiya boli chup raho kamino
papa jokes ko padhne mein busy hain...
==============================
Boy- I want tou
Girl- Tamij se baat karo
Boy- Alla tala k fazlo karam se khuda ka ye nek bandamohtarma ko arju-e-fitrat se be inteha chodna chahta hai....
==============================
Arj kiya hai jiske aane mein lagte hain 15 saal
Jaara gaur pharmayegawah wah
........
sun to le bhai
jiske aane mein lagte hain 15 saalbo hain jhaant ke baal
==============================
Do ladies car driving seekh rahi thi
Unke pati:- Yaar meri biwi toh raat
ko gear samjh kar hilati rahti hai
Dusra:- Meri biwi toh panty khol kar boli 200 ka daal do
==============================
Kaminey dostBoy:- Agar bo meri nahi hui toh kisi ki nahi hone dunga
Dost:- Aur agar teri hui toh ham sabki hone dega????
==============================
Santa kissed his girlfriend in park
GF :- Plzz ye sab shaadi se phele mat karo
Santa:- Oh soniye don't worry I ammarried
==============================
Bus stop pe ek ladki wisper ka packet leke khadi thi.
Bhikhari ; kuch de do.
Ladki ; kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari ; ye bread ka packet hi dedo.
Ladki ; kal aana sos lagake dungi.
==============================
kutab minar ko dekh kar ek shayar ne likha
ajab karishma dekha khuda e karim ka,
aasma ko chodne nikla hai lauda zameen ka
==============================
mirza galid ne masuka ka whisper dekha aur bola
:'SALWAAR KE NICHE SE PAANI LAAL AATA HAI,
KYA MERI BIWI KA BHOSADA PAAN KHAATA HAI'
==============================
sardar -murga kaise diye
murgawala -70,50 aur 10 ka.
sardar - rs 10 ka itna sasta kyu?
murgawala -isko aids hai.
sardar - de do khana hi hai gand thode hi marni hai
==============================
ek hizde ne armi ke sare test pass kar liye sex test me manager bola aapka to lund hi nahi hai
tab hizda bolta hai manager se
ye bataiye aapko goli chalvani hai
ya maa chudvani hai
==============================
Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35
==============================
Teacher: What is your caste?
Student: Pehle hum Singh they,
Phir Rajput hue,
Phir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi
==============================
Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth,
male and female.
A student: Teacher I know few more.
Teacher: What?
Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex....
==============================
.Pehli raat ko kamre ke andar jaate hi dullhan apna blouse kholne lagi.
Dulha -ye kya kar rahi ho.
Dulhan -maa ne kaha tha jate hi dudh pilana.
==============================
Boyz are stronger than gals,
because boys get two mangoes with two grapes and lots of fresh milk....
and gals get only one banana and ek chammach lassi.
==============================
Love is a gamble,
Sex is game.
Boys get fucking,
Girls get pain.
One night plasure,
Nine month pain.
One day in a hospital
and a junior fucker comes again
==============================
Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway,
Amme Amme yeh kia hain
Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.
Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.
Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.
Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay lund pe aitbaar kisko hai…
==============================
Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai…
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai
==============================
my fav-Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha
“Beta hamari Izzat Ab Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.
Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”
==============================
Insan jb pehli bar dalta hy to wo confuse hota hay
magar tum na ghabrana or dal dena tum jese hi rakho ge wo khud andar chala jaye ga
phir thumein acha lagnay lagay gaor
phir ajeeb ajeeb awazen ayen gi,
or phr jub tumhari money nikal jayeto tum nikal lena apna ATM
==============================
Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnaysaray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi kitarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega
==============================
Girl check up ke liye gai,
Doctor ki niyat khrab ho gai.
Doctor ne uske kaprey utarwaye.
Girl:- kiss kyu le rhe ho?
Doctor:Checkup ke liye
Girl:- Breast kyu daba rahe ho?
Doctor:- Breast cancer check karneke liye.
Doctor ne kaam lagana shuru kar diya.
Girl:- kya kar rahe ho?
Doctor:- Aids checkup.
Girl:- Check kya karna hai.
AIDS ki to dawayi lene aayi thi mein.
==============================
Ek Ladki:- Doctor, Meri B(.)(.)BS bahut choti hain?
Doctor:- Roz aana hoga.
CHUS CHUS ke bade kar dunga.
Ladki:- Theek hai.
Apne Boy-Friendko bhi le aaungi. Uski Lulli bhi Bhut choti hai.
==============================
Pappu offered Girl for sex
Ladki:- Tum itny chotay ho meri jawani ka bojh kaisy uthaao ge?
Papu:- Meri Jaan, Main Maanta hu ki chuha Bori utha nhi skta
, Lekin phaad to skta hai.
==============================
8 sal ka bachcha rape case mein pakra jata hai.
Lady lawyer us ki lulli pakr k kehti hai kya ye bacha rape kar sakta hai???
Bacha kehta hai: madam ji hila mat warna case har jaogi.
==============================
girl to doctor: Maine galti se unwanted 72 ki goli kha li hai.
Doctor: 72 ghante mein jitna chud sakti ho chud lo warna 80 rs. Ki ma chud jayegi.
==============================
In a party a lady wantedto go to toilet soshe inquired with a sardarpapaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao
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