CHEMIST

Boy goes to a chemist-
"Give me a condom. I'am going to
my gf's house for dinner.
Then he says "Give me two more.
My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is
still hot."
During dinner, her Dad walks in.
Boy lowers his head 'n starts
praying.
10 min 'n he is still praying, his
head down.
All are surprised.
Girlfriend-" I never knew you are so
religious"
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Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A
CHEMIST! ~

movie

Pappu Jab Chota Tha To Ek Din Ghar
Par Badi Late Aya
Maa Ne Dante Hue Usko Bola: “ Tu
itni Raat Ko Kidhar Tha? ”
Pappu: “ Mummy, Vo Main Sath
Wale Sharma Ji Ke Ghar Tv Dekh
Raha Tha ”
Maa: “ Oye Juth Mat Bol, Unke Ghar
Ka Main Gate To Rat Ko 8 Baje Hi
Band HoJaata Hai ”
Pappu: “ Par Mummy Mene To Unki
Khidki Mein Se Sari Movie Dekhi ” “
Film Mein Ek Ladki Thi Jo Apne
Kamre Mein Bethi Hui Thi, Tabhi
Hero Aata Hai Aur Uska Hath Pakad
Leta Hai Aur Fir Usko Puppy Karta
Hua Bed Pe Lita LetaHai ”
Itne Mein Santa Kamre Mein Gussa
Aur Ek Zor Ka Thappar Pappu Ko
Maara
Maa: “ O Ji, Kyu Maarte Ho Bachhe
Ko, Film Ki Story Hi To Bata Raha
Tha ”
Santa: “ Haramzada, Pata Nahi Kya
Kya Dekhta Rahta Hai, Sharma Ji Ke
Ghar Mein To Tv Hi Nahi Hai
“..

3 idiots

Teacher:“What Is A Condom.. ??
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Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata
Hain..
.
Teacher:“Aap Itna Muskura Kyu
Rahe Ho.. ??
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Aamir:“Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan
Se Iccha Thi Ki Main Sex
Education College Mein Padhu!
Aaj Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut
Maza Aa Raha Hai”
.
Teacher:“Zyada Maza Lene Ki
Zarurat Nahi Hai,
Condom Ki Definition Bolo.. ??
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Aamir:“Sir! Condom Is Anything
Which Reduces Population
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Teacher:“Will U Plz
Elaborate.. ??
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Aamir:“Har Wo Cheez Jo
Population Control
Kare..
“Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai,
Condom Hai Na” “Masti! Chahiye
Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak,
.
Condom Hai Sir”
“Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se
Ghire Hue Hai”
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“8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar
Mujh Tak, Sab
Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai”
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“1 Second Mein In, 1 Second
Mein Out,
In-Out, In-Out”
.
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Teacher:“Arre… Defination Kya
Hai.. ??
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Aamir:“Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu
Sir”
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Teacher:“Exam Mein Ye Sab
Likhoge.. ??
“Ye Condom Hai!
Masti! Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak!
Idiot”
“Anybody Else.. ??
.
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Chattur:“Sir! , Condom Are
Between Any
Combination Of Body So
Connected,
That Their Relative Positions May
Be Seen In Kamasutra..”
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Teacher:“Wah! Kya Baat
Hai...:p :O :D :D
Amir khan returns back to class..
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Teacher:"ab kya hua..
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Amir khan:"sir kuch bhool gya
hu..
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Teacher:"kya..
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Amir khan:"sir,6 inch long, coated
with extra protection, comes in
out in out, throw liquid wen
directed, cud b covered with cap,
spreads wen rubbed....
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Teacher:"wat d fuck u want..
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Amir khan:"pen
sir....pen...:p :D