Men will be men.

There are two type of guys in the world
1. The type who only wants to fuck you..X_X
2. The type who wants to stare at your face, get lost inyour eyes, listen to you talk forever, treat you well and then fuck you. ;)=D
Men will be men..=D>=)

I'm Back frnzz.

Nonveg jokes mashup

Bus stop pe ek ladki dupata bandhe khadi thi

tabhi ek uncle aaye or bole

Are janeman ek bar is chehre ka didar toh kara de

Ladki - Papa mein hun.......

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Ek kutiya ne 4 pillon ko janam diya

Pillon ne pucha papa kahan hai

kutiya boli chup raho kamino

papa jokes ko padhne mein busy hain...

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Boy- I want tou
Girl- Tamij se baat karo
Boy- Alla tala k fazlo karam se khuda ka ye nek bandamohtarma ko arju-e-fitrat se be inteha chodna chahta hai....

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Arj kiya hai jiske aane mein lagte hain 15 saal
Jaara gaur pharmayegawah wah

........

sun to le bhai

jiske aane mein lagte hain 15 saalbo hain jhaant ke baal

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Do ladies car driving seekh rahi thi

Unke pati:- Yaar meri biwi toh raat
ko gear samjh kar hilati rahti hai
Dusra:- Meri biwi toh panty khol kar boli 200 ka daal do
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Kaminey dostBoy:- Agar bo meri nahi hui toh kisi ki nahi hone dunga

Dost:- Aur agar teri hui toh ham sabki hone dega????

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Santa kissed his girlfriend in park
GF :- Plzz ye sab shaadi se phele mat karo
Santa:- Oh soniye don't worry I ammarried

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Bus stop pe ek ladki wisper ka packet leke khadi thi.
Bhikhari ; kuch de do.
Ladki ; kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari ; ye bread ka packet hi dedo.
Ladki ; kal aana sos lagake dungi.

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kutab minar ko dekh kar ek shayar ne likha
ajab karishma dekha khuda e karim ka,
aasma ko chodne nikla hai lauda zameen ka
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mirza galid ne masuka ka whisper dekha aur bola
:'SALWAAR KE NICHE SE PAANI LAAL AATA HAI,
KYA MERI BIWI KA BHOSADA PAAN KHAATA HAI'

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sardar -murga kaise diye
murgawala -70,50 aur 10 ka.
sardar - rs 10 ka itna sasta kyu?
murgawala -isko aids hai.
sardar - de do khana hi hai gand thode hi marni hai

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ek hizde ne armi ke sare test pass kar liye sex test me manager bola aapka to lund hi nahi hai
tab hizda bolta hai manager se
ye bataiye aapko goli chalvani hai
ya maa chudvani hai

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Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35
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Teacher: What is your caste?
Student: Pehle hum Singh they,
Phir Rajput hue,
Phir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi

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Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth,
male and female.
A student: Teacher I know few more.
Teacher: What?
Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex....

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.Pehli raat ko kamre ke andar jaate hi dullhan apna blouse kholne lagi.
Dulha -ye kya kar rahi ho.
Dulhan -maa ne kaha tha jate hi dudh pilana.

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Boyz are stronger than gals,
because boys get two mangoes with two grapes and lots of fresh milk....
and gals get only one banana and ek chammach lassi.

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Love is a gamble,
Sex is game.
Boys get fucking,
Girls get pain.
One night plasure,
Nine month pain.
One day in a hospital
and a junior fucker comes again

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Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway,
Amme Amme yeh kia hain
Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.
Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.
Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.
Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay lund pe aitbaar kisko hai…

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Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai…
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai
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my fav-Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha
“Beta hamari Izzat Ab Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.
Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”

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Insan jb pehli bar dalta hy to wo confuse hota hay
magar tum na ghabrana or dal dena tum jese hi rakho ge wo khud andar chala jaye ga
phir thumein acha lagnay lagay gaor
phir ajeeb ajeeb awazen ayen gi,
or phr jub tumhari money nikal jayeto tum nikal lena apna ATM

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Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnaysaray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi kitarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega

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Girl check up ke liye gai,
Doctor ki niyat khrab ho gai.
Doctor ne uske kaprey utarwaye.
Girl:- kiss kyu le rhe ho?
Doctor:Checkup ke liye
Girl:- Breast kyu daba rahe ho?
Doctor:- Breast cancer check karneke liye.
Doctor ne kaam lagana shuru kar diya.
Girl:- kya kar rahe ho?
Doctor:- Aids checkup.
Girl:- Check kya karna hai.
AIDS ki to dawayi lene aayi thi mein.

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Ek Ladki:- Doctor, Meri B(.)(.)BS bahut choti hain?
Doctor:- Roz aana hoga.
CHUS CHUS ke bade kar dunga.
Ladki:- Theek hai.
Apne Boy-Friendko bhi le aaungi. Uski Lulli bhi Bhut choti hai.

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Pappu offered Girl for sex
Ladki:- Tum itny chotay ho meri jawani ka bojh kaisy uthaao ge?
Papu:- Meri Jaan, Main Maanta hu ki chuha Bori utha nhi skta
, Lekin phaad to skta hai.

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8 sal ka bachcha rape case mein pakra jata hai.

Lady lawyer us ki lulli pakr k kehti hai kya ye bacha rape kar sakta hai???

Bacha kehta hai: madam ji hila mat warna case har jaogi.

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girl to doctor: Maine galti se unwanted 72 ki goli kha li hai.
Doctor: 72 ghante mein jitna chud sakti ho chud lo warna 80 rs. Ki ma chud jayegi.

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In a party a lady wantedto go to toilet soshe inquired with a sardarpapaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao

Badnami ki choot se izzat ki muth achchi hai

Dedicated to all young fukrs
Benefits of Masturbation
1. Choice of girl is yours..
2. Time ki bachat
3. Self service
4. Not a crime
5. Rest to girlfriend
6. No risk of AIDS
7. No special place required
8. No money wastage9. Easy to perform
10. Guaranteed satisfaction
11. No abortion
12. Condom not required
13. Not necessary to removewhole
underwear
14. Stress easily removed
15. Doesn't matter how long your penis
is
16. Swapndosh se mukti
17. Koi darr nahi, pakde janepe saaman
ko easily chhupa sakte hain
18. One can do as many time as he
wants
19. No need of special training, its so
simple
20. Position is of your choice.
<Moral>
"Badnami ki choot se izzat ki muth
achchi hai"

Patiala

Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se
kaha

"Mujhe subah 4 baje patiala utha
dijiye ga,

main na jagu to jabardasti utar
dijiyega.

Muje subah interview dena hai."
Subah 8 baje ladka jaga to patiala
nikal gaya tha...!

Ladka TTE ko maa bahen ki
galiyan dene lga..!
Ladka- teri maa ka bhosda.
behenchod saaale.
aaj mera interview tha.
backchod.

Logo ne TTE se kaha ke wo apko
galiyan de raha hai
aur app chup-chap sun rahe hai.!!
.
.
... .
.
TTE- Main ye soch raha hun ki...
.
.
Subah jisko maine Zabardasti utar
diya hai
Woh kitni galiyan de raha
hoga..:p

complicated family

Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" O:)

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?":D

Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter";;)

father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.
I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.":
$The boy is naturally bummed out,but a couple of months later

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"♥♥

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?":D

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter.";;)

Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.
Angela is also your sister." :$This went on couple of times and the son was somad,he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but Ican't date any of them because daddys their father!":

'(>:OThe mother hugs him affectionately and says:"My love, you can date whoever you want.Dont listen to him He isn't your father.". =))♥ ♥

Mere Pyaar Mein Koi Farak Nahi Padega

Ek Aadmi Aadhi Raat Ko Ek Ghar
Mein
Ghussa, Jisme Nayi Nayi Shadi
Hue
Miya Biwi Rahte The.
Chor Ne Ladki Aur Ladke Ko
Bandha
Aur Ladki Ke Kaan Par Kiss Ki
Aur Phir
Bathroom Chala Gaya.
Ladke Ne Ladki Se Kaha: “Tum Isko
Satisfy Karo Warna Ye Humein
Maar
Dega Hosla Nahi Harna I Love
You
Jaan, Mere Pyaar Mein Koi Farak Nahi
Padega.”
Ladki Boli: “Usne Mere Kaan Par
Kiss
Nahi Ki Hai Balki Mujhe Bola Hai
Ki,
Main Ek Gay Hoon Aur Mujhe
Vaseline Chahiye...
Mene Use Bata Diya
Ke
Bathroom Mein Rakhi Hai Meri
To Kher
Hai Bus Tum Hosla Nahi Harna I
Love You To Jaanu, Mere Pyaar Mein
Bhi Koi
Farak Nahi Padega :D :D

Sad Story

1 Building jo 107 Floor ki thi, usme

3 dost saath rahe te the..

.

.

1 Din Lifit kharab ho gayi, to wo

stairs se uper jane lage chadhte:-chadht - e bor

na ho jaye isliye socha ki

.

1st Friend Kisi Jang(war) Ki Story Sunaye ga

.

2nd friend Koi Funny Story aur

.

3rd wala Koi Sad Story Sunaega

.

.

.

.

Is Tarha 107th Floor tak Pahuch

Jaayenge

.

1st Ne Jung Ki Story Sunai aur 50

Floor Tak Pohnch Gaye

.

2nd Ne Funny Story Sunai aur wo 99 Floor Par

Ponch Gaye Phir..

.

3rd sad face karke bola:- yaaro sad story ye hai ki

.

.

apne FLAT ki chabi CAR me hi reh gayi hai =D

hahaha 1 Like to Banta hai Boss

Sad Story

1 Building jo 107 Floor ki thi, usme

3 dost saath rahe te the..

.

.

1 Din Lifit kharab ho gayi, to wo

stairs se uper jane lage chadhte:-chadht - e bor

na ho jaye isliye socha ki

.

1st Friend Kisi Jang(war) Ki Story Sunaye ga

.

2nd friend Koi Funny Story aur

.

3rd wala Koi Sad Story Sunaega

.

.

.

.

Is Tarha 107th Floor tak Pahuch

Jaayenge

.

1st Ne Jung Ki Story Sunai aur 50

Floor Tak Pohnch Gaye

.

2nd Ne Funny Story Sunai aur wo 99 Floor Par

Ponch Gaye Phir..

.

3rd sad face karke bola:- yaaro sad story ye hai ki

.

.

apne FLAT ki chabi CAR me hi reh gayi hai =D

hahaha 1 Like to Banta hai Boss

Chut Ka Baal

Santa Honeymoon Par Gaya Abhi Maza Aana Shuru Ho Hi Raha Thha Ke Santa Ke Kamre Mein Bhoot Aaya. 

Bhoot To Santa: “Mein Tujhe Lene Aaya Hoon”

Santa Usko Talne Ke Liye Bola: “Kal Aana Abhi Mein Busy Hoon

” Bhoot: “Ha Ha Ha Bhoot Kabhi Kisi Ka Intezaar Nahi Karte

” Santa: “Hmm, Ek Kaam Kar Pehle Jaa Ke Samundar Mein Machili Gin Kar Aa

” Bhoot Gaya Aur 5 Seconds Mein Vapis Aa Gaya

Bhoot: “Ho Gaya”

Santa: “Jaa Ke Taare Gin Kar Aa”

Bhoot: “Ye Bhi Ho Gaya”

Ab Bechara Santa Musibat Mein Fass Gaya Santa Ki Patni Ye Sab Dekh Rahi Thhi,
Usne Kuch Socha Aur Boli

Patni: “Aap Ruke, Mein Bhoot Ko Bejthi Hoon”

Usne Bhoot Ko Side Mein Lejake Najane Kya Kaha Ki Bhoot Fir Vapis Nahi

Aya Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Us Se Puucha

Santa: “Yaar Subhe Ho Gayi Par Bhoot Abhi Tak Aya Nahi,
Kahan Beja Hai Use

” Patni Muskurati Hue Boli: “Bhoot Ko Choot Ka Baal Sida Karne Ko Diya“<

True love

Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor.
.
.
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.

Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him.
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.
.
He prays that they should not have afight.
.
He finds a note near the table.
.
.
"Honey..your favorite breakfast is ready on the table,
i had to leave early to buy grocery.
.
.
i will come running back to you, my love.
I love you.
.
.
He gets surprised and asks his son..
,'what happened last night..?

Son told.
.
.,
"when mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt..
you were dead drunk and you said.
.
.
.
.
.
" Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone.
.
.
I M Married !!!That's True Love.
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♥its all crazy :)) so cute ♥True £ove is €nough...feel it Not only by heart but also by Soul ♥ ♥ ♥Like & Share if u liked :)

Ladki

16-25 Year ki ladki Football kitarah hoti hai
"1 ke pichhe 22 log".

26-35 Year ki ladki Cricket ball kitarah hoti hai
"1 ke hath aati hai baaki sab taali bajate hain".

36-45 Year ki ladki Tenniss. ball ki tarah hoti hai
"1 kahta hai tu rakh, 
dusra kahta hai tu rakh".

45 Year ke baad Golf baal kitarah hoti hai"
Jitni dur jaaye utna achha lagtahai.. :p :O :D

Transparent

Madam: Transparent word ka example do.

Boy: Aapki dress me se red bra dikh rahi hai

Madam: kuch toh sharam karo

Boy:Tabhi to nahi bola k panty ulti pehni hai...

Kitni Baar Bewafayi

Ek Minister Ki Biwi Bahut Hi
Sunder Aur Sexy Thi.
Ek Din Minister Ka Najane Kya
Mood Bana Or Usne Patni Ko
Bulaya Aur Puchha.
Minister: ?Sach Sach Batao Tumne
Hamare Sath Kitni Baar Bewafayi
Ki Hai??
Patni Kuch Soch Ke Boli: ?Ji Sirf 3
Baar?
Minister Man Hi Man Mein Khush
Hua Ki Chalo Itni Sexy Hone Ke
Baad Bhi Sirf 3 Baar Hi Bewafayi
Ki, Fir Bhi Usne Pucha
Minister: ?Kab Kab?
Patni: ?Ek Bar Jab Aapke Dil Ka
Operation Hua Tha To Main
Shehar Ke Sabse Bade Dr. Ko
Manane Gayi Thhi?
Minister: ?Hmm?
Patni: ?Agli Bar Jab Aap Jail Mein
Band The Aur Rihayi Ke Koi
Chances Na The To Judge Ke Pass
Gayi thi?
Minister: ?Aur Teesri Bar?
Patni Sharmate Hue: ?Jab Aapko
Sarkar Banani Thi Aur Aapke Pas
76 MLAs Kam they;):O

Nikalni padi.

An NRI was on visit to India & had ordered Chaai at a dhaba.

He was served tea by small boy holding the glass, having his index finger in the tea.

NRI-
Tum log kab sudhroge ? Chaai is tarah nahi pakdte, ungli nahi dubate chaai me.

Boy-
Saheb ungli me dard hai, Doctor ne sekne k liye kaha tha.

NRI-
Madarchhod,
Apni Gaand me rakh ungli, waha sabse jayda senk milega.

Boy-
Saheb abhi tak udhar hi thi, Aap ke order ke baad nikalni padi..!!:

Kya aap chutiye hain

30000 ka phone lete ho lekin ek call to kya misscall karne ke liye bhi balance nahi hota??
China mobile use karne wale bhi kahenge ki aap chutiye hain

Mumbai me rehkar 
"OMG I saw tusshar kapoor 
today- best day of my life!!"
type status lagane wale, 
kasam uspe aye 5 likes ki aap chutiye hain

Agar aapko lagta hai school dropout hone se ya college beech me chhod dene se aap successful ban jayenge to Albert Einstein, Bill Gates aur Steve Jobsbi aapko chupke se kahenge ki aap chutiye hain

Ganesh sthaapna ke mauke pe "halkat jawaani" gaana bajaake naachne walo, aap chutiye hain

Agar aap mobile pe baat karte hai aur network down hai phir b aap baar baar chilla chilla k baat karte hai aur yeh sochte hai k network down hone k bawajod b apka awaz sunaidega toh kasam reliance 3G ki
aap chutiye hain

Agar Aap Antarctica ke baraf main Thumbs Up ka bottle thanda karne ko 'Toofani Karna' kehte hai, to Global Warming ki kasam aap chutiye hain

Agar aapko western music ka zero knowledge hai, phir bhi girlfriend ko impress karne hetu google mein'Top 100 english songs' sunkar Bob Dylan banne ki koshish karte hain.. toh topi waale Himesh Reshammiyake suroor ki kasamm....aap chutiye hain

Agar aap Masturbation ko waste of sperm ya baal hatya maante hai, toh kasam Vicky Donor ki aap chutiye hain

Gaand To Phategi Hi Na

aap bhi bologe has has ke phat raha he

Ek Angreji Smith Family Ko Kisi Ne Bataya
Ki India Mein Business Acha Hai To Unhone Apna Business India Set Karne Ki Sochi 
Aur India Mein Aa Gaya Par Un Becharo Ki Hindi Bahut Kharab Thhi, Unhone Kafi Koshish Ki Par Sudhaar Na Paye

Ek Din Unke Yahan Naukri Ke Liye Ek Bihari Aadmi Aaya Jiska Naam Ganpat Rai Thha 

Mr Smith Ne Uska Interview Liya

Mr.Smith: “Gaand Phatt Raha Hai..???”
(He Tried To Say Ganpat Rai, But Due To Bad English He Pronounsed So)

Bihari: “Nahi Sahab, Jayda Nahi Thoda- Thoda Phatt Raha Hai”

Mr.Smith (Gusse Se): “Wat Thoda- Thoda Phatt Raha Hai??
Tumhare Application Mein Likha Hai Tumhara Gaand Phatt Raha Hai”

Bihari: “Thik Hai Sahab Ji, Ab Likha Hai Toh Phatt Hi Raha Hoga”

Mr.Smith: “Tum Daily Maraata Hai…???”
(Tum Delhi Mein Rehta Hai.)

Bihari: “Daily Nahi Sahab Kabhi-Kabhi Maraata Hai”

Mr.Smith: “Wat Kabhi-Kabhi Maraata Hai..???

Tumhare Application Me Likha Hai Tum Daily Maraata Hai”

Bihari: “Thik Hai Sahab Ji”

Bihari Got The Job,
Lekin Usko Smith K Ghar Ka Kaam Bhi Kaarna Padhta Tha

Job’s 1st Day
Mr.Smith: “Aaj Tum Sabse Pehle Humari Biwi Ko Gaadi Me Chodega (Chhodega, To Drop),
Phir Humari Beti Ko Aur Phir Humko”

Bihari: “Sahab Aapki Biwi Aur Beti Toh Chalegi Par Mein Aapko Nahi Chod Sakta”

Mr.Smith: “Kyun Nahi Chodega..?????
Chodo Warna Hum Tumko Nikaal Dega”
Bihari Agreed To Do So.
Par Kisi Vajah Se Smith Khud Hi Chala Gaya Kuch Din Baad Smith Ki Beti Ghar Pe Akele Thi.

Woh Party Mein Jaane Ke Liye Taiyaar Ho Rahi Thi.

Us Se Apni Bra Piche Se Baandhtey Nahi Ban Rahi Thi,
Toh Usne Ganpat Rai Ko Bulaya

Daughter: “Gaand Phatt Raha Hai,
Gaand Phatt Raha Hai.”

Bihari: “Ji Memsahab”

Daughter: “Humare Piche Se Gaand Maaro”
(Humara Piche Se Gaanth Bandho, To Note)

Bihari: “Yeh Aap Kya Bol Rahi Ho Madam,
Sahab Ko Pata Chala Toh Naukri Se Nikaal Denge”

Daughter: “Tum Hamari Gaand Maro Nahi To Hum Tumhe Naukri Se Nikal Denge”

Bihari Apna Lund Nikaalta Hai Aur Smith Ki Beti Ki Piche Se Gaand Maarne Lag Jata Hai

Daughter Dard Se Chillate Hue: “Gaand Phatt Raha Hai, Gaand Phatt Raha Hai” (Ganpat Rai, Ganpat Rai)

Bihari: “Ab Hamara 8 Inch Ka Hai Memsaab,
Gaand To Phategi Hi Na“

Mere Lund Mein Choot

Ek Baar Ek Tharki Andhe Ka Sex Ka Bada Dil Karta Hai

Isi Chakkar Mein Ek Kothe Pe Chala Jaata Hai

Wo Abhi Raand Ko Chod Hi Raha Hota Hai Ki Tabhi Police Ki Raid Pad Jaati Hai

Andha Gabra Jaata Hai Aur Ek Dum Se Chilla Ke Bolta Hai

Andha: “Abe Saalo, Ye Mere Lund Mein Choot Kisne Daal Di Be

Fadu Jokes

Child(dog sex dekh k): Papa ye kutta kya kar raha hai?
Dad:Beta wo kutiya ko kuch samjha raha hai.
Child:Aaram se bhi samjha sakta hai,gand marne ki kya zarurat?

Conductor- bache ka ticket???
Rajasthani lady- iiko b ticket lage
Hai K??
Conductor - Ha Lage Hai...
Raj Lady: Arey... Magar... Yo to abhibi maro BOBLO Chuse hai.
Conductor: Arey BOBLO to iiko baap bhi chuse hai, to uke b free me bithau k baavri.???


Maturity is not when we start speaking big things.
Its when we start understanding small things.... Like: chut, loda, fudi, jhaant, gaand, boobs etc.

FUCK FEEL

Girl 2 other Girl :
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Aajkal Boyz itni Dheeli/low waist Pants Pahente hai, Ki Pata hi nahi chalta ki..
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Hame dekh kar kaisa
"FEEL" kar rahe hai? :]Y=D=))



Fuck Is The Only Word Which Can Be Used To Express Many Feelings
Revenge – Fuck You
Request – Plz Fuck Off.
Failure – I Am Fucked.
Anxiety – What The Fuck Is Happening. :P


Tufan Mein Kashti Nahi Khoji Jati,
Bra Se Pehle Panty Nahi Kholi Jati,
Viagra Khane Mein Sankoch Mat Kar Dost,
Kyuki Zuban Aur Ungli Se Ladki Nahi Peli Jaati.

Your horse called

He was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a rolled up magazine.

"Ouch!! What was that for?" he asked.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.

"Oh honey, I'm so sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him on the head again, this time with an iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he woke up, he asked, "Now what was that for?"

She replied, "Your horse called!!!"

Nah, too expensive

A man was walking down the street when he saw a woman with the perfect, and I mean PERFECT, breasts he'd ever seen.

He walked up to her and said, "Ma'am, you have perfect breasts, and I will pay you $100 to bite them." The woman was horrified and began to walk away.

The man caught her and said, "Alright, I'll pay you $1,000 to bite your breasts." Still horrified, the woman began to run away.

The man caught her again and said, "Fine. I'll pay you $10,000 to bite your breasts, and not a penny more." The woman then thinks that $10,000 will be worth it, so she finally agreed.

They went into a deserted alley away from the city action. The woman took off her shirt and bra, revealing the perfect breasts. The man then began to touch, squeeze, fondle, poke, and everything to the woman's breasts EXCEPT biting them.

The woman then said, "Well, are you gonna bite them or not?!"

The man replied, "Nah, too expensive."