CHUTIYE

Ek HAKLAA Suhagraat Ko Apni Wife Se Bola:
JAAN..! Aao Main Tujhe
Chu... Chu... Chu.. Chu..
Wife Ne Kapde Utare Aur Boli:
Choom Le..
Doodh Chus Le..
Choot Chod Le..
Lekin Yeh Chu Chu Band Kar CHUTIYE..!

LAUDA

Just Like "FUCK".. We Indians Also Have A
Universal Versatile Word "LAUDA"..
As A Noun: Woh Bahut Bada Laude Ka Baal
Hain..
As A Verb: Zayada Laude Baaji Mat Dikha..
As A Adjective: Laude Ke Baal Jaisa Lund
Hain..
Now For Different Emotions:
ANGER: Bhaag Maa Ke Laude..
FRUSTRATION: Murr Gaya Maa Ka Lauda..SHOCK: Arrey.. Yeh Kiya Lauda..ACCEPTANCE: Sahi Baat Hain Laude..REJECTION: Gaand Marwa Laude..FEAR: Ab Kiya Lauda..JOY: Main Jeet Gaya Laude..SORROW: Lauda Maa Chud Gayi Uski..!

Proud

Son: Dad, I want to be like you
Dad (Feeling Proud): That's so nice Beta So you want to be a Doctor?
Son: "No Dad !
I too wanna Fuck Seema aunty. She is so HOT ?

झांट भर का स्वाद

पति खाना खा रहा था। खाने के दोरान....
पति- ये दाल में बालों का गुच्छा क्यों है.........
पत्नी: वो मेरे नीचे के बाल है जी........

पति- मादरचोद ये तूने क्या किया..........
.
पत्नी- आप ही तो रोज़ बोलते हो जी कि खाने में तो झांट भर का स्वाद नहीं है .......इसलिये आज स्वाद के लिये झांट डाल दी..

dinner

*At dinner*

She: Daal do.

Me: Ruk ja khana toh kha lene do hawas ki Pujaran

She: Kameene main daal mang rahi hu.

me : le marja bhukad

Mashoor Rand

Mashoor Rand'
Ne Arz Kiya Hai.
.
.
'Aane Wale Aate Hai,
Jaane Wale Jaate Hai..
.
.
.
Yaade Bas Unki Reh Jaati Hai,
Jo Gand Sujaa Ke Jaate Hai.

Question

Question: What Is Difference Between Sugarcane And Lund?

Answer: Sugarcane Ko Dho Kar Chooste Hain Aur Lund Ko Chooskar Dhote Hain

Cheese

Teacher : Name different type of Cheese.

Banta : 
1. White
2. Cottage
3. Mozarella 
4. Cheddar
5. Swiss blue 
6. Bekhudi
7. Zindagi

Teacher : Wait a minute, what is 'Bekhudi' and 'Zindagi'?

Banta : Hosh walon ko khabar kya, 'Bekhudi' kya cheese hai. Ishq kijiye phir samjhiye, 'Zindagi' kya cheese hai....