sex poem competition.

A guy and girl had sex poem competition.

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Guy: two times two is four,
four plus five is nine,
I can put mine in yours,
but
you can't put yours in mine.
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Girl: two times two is four,
four plus five is nine,
I know the length of yours
but
you will never know the depth of mine

Nipple se tapak raha pasina,

Nipple se tapak raha pasina,
nipple se tapak raha pasina,
wah wah

Bhigi hui gand aur lathpath seena,
again wah wah wah

Ab tumhi batao "Ghalib"
itni garmi me Koi kaise chode hasina..!!

Choos To Sakti Hoon na……

Kothay Par Police Ne Chapa Mara, Tumam Logo Ko Line Me Khara Kiya, Waha Se 1 Boorhi (Old) Aurat Guzri, Usne Line Me 1 Larki Se PochaYaha Kya Ho Raha Hai?
Larki: Aam Bant Rahe Hain.
Boorhi B Line Me Lag Gai, Jab Us Ka Number Aaya To Police Ne Kaha AMMa Aap Bhi?
Boorhi : Munh Main Daant Nahi To Kya Hua Choos To Sakti Hoon na……

CHACHI KI CHAAT LO"

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge aur Rs.10 plate ke hisab se bechenge.

Bhatija: Main board banwa dunga - "10 Rs. ME CHACHI KI CHAAT LO"...

samajh me aya

CHAND nahi RAAND

Papa: Beta tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye ?
Beta: Chand jaisi .. Jo raat mein aaye aue subah chali jaye.
Papa: Beta, use CHAND nahi RAAND kehte hain..

Thokne ke Saath Bhi, Thokne ke Baad Bhi.

LIC launches a new sexy Policy Jeevan Sambhog In partnership with MANFORCE condoms and UNWANTED-72'

The new punch line:-
Thokne ke Saath Bhi, Thokne ke Baad Bhi.

Nurse

Santa Ek Din Ek Nurse Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Thha
Nurse Chilayi Ki Dard Ho Raha Hai
Santa: “Bhenchod, Khud Vahan Injection Lagati Hai Jahan Soorakh Hi Nahi Hai, Aur Tujhe Soorakh Mein Dard Ho Raha Hai“

kyon competition mein apni ma chudva rahe ho"

Hahahahaha abi tk hasi ni ruk rahi hahaha suno ap bi aur haso,

Ek bar ek aadmi ke sabse chote bete ki shaadi
hui
Bete ne raat ko apni biwi ko choda
Awaz sun kar baqi bhaiyon ne bhiapni
biwion ko choda
Itne mein baap bhi shuru ho gaya
Chota 30 min baad phir shuru ho gaya.
Awaz sun kar baqi bhai bhi shuru ho gaye
Baap ne himmat jutai aur woh bhishuru ho
gaya
Chota 1 ghante baad phir shuru ho gaya.
Awaz sun kar baqi bhai bhi shuru ho gaye Ab ki baar Baap ko gussa a gaya,
woh zor se
chillaya
" ma ke lodo, kyon competition mein apni ma
chudva rahe ho".
Ooooooohhh...

Do Cheeze

Zindagi Mein Do Cheeze Samaj Nahi Aayi Aaj Tak:
Pehli: “Ladkiyon Ki Jeans Mein Zip Ka Kya Kaam Hai?”
Doosri: “Jab Unke Paas Kuch Pakadne Ke Liye Hai Hi Nahi To WoBathroom Jane Ke Baad Hath Kyo Dhoti Hai?

Sara Din Chulley Te, Sari Raat Lulley Te

Ek Baar Ek Angrejan Ne Punjabi Aurat Se Pucha What Is Your Daily Routine?
Punjabi Woman: Haye Behna Saada Ki Kahna,
Sara Din Chulley Te, Sari Raat Lulley Te....!

Maa chod do iski

3 Kamini ladkiya apni khwahishe bata rahi thi...
Pehli: Mere 2 husband hon jo sari raat mujhe bajaye.
Doosri : Mere 4 husband ho jo dinraat ki shift lagaye.
Teesri : Mera ek hi pati ho...Uska mota sa lund ho..Us se mera ek beta ho,
Jo bada hoke Srisanth bane..
Worldcup ka Final ho,Last over pe 13 RUNs ki zaroorat ho aur wo Ek Towal apne samne lagake Ball dalte rahe aur ussi over me 16 RUN ban jaye..
110 Crore logon ki awaaz aaye..
"Maa chod do iski"
aur main pitch par jakar bolu...
Main Hoon Iski maa...

Gambhir -Kohli

Gambhir just called
Kohli.
Gambhir: Hello
Kohli: Hello, Kaun?
Gambhir: Pranam Daddy bol.
Kohli: BC, MC.. Kaun bol raha hai
be?
Gambhir: Abe main wahi hoon jo
aaj tujhe bhi saath leke doob
sakta hoon, ab zara gaali dena us
din ki tarah.
Kohli: Oh, Sorry Gauti.
Gambhir: Ab aaya na beta LINE
pe.
Kismat bhi dekh kaise kaise khel
khelti hai tere saath. Ab Sorry
Daddy bol.
Kohli: Maaf kar de yaar. Jeet ke
aana bhai.
Korbo Lorbo Jeetbo.
Gambhir: Theek hai theek hai..
dekhte hain.. Ab ye Yusuf Pathan
jaison ko team me leke kuch bhi
nahin bol sakte..
Kohli: Haan haan, tu aise bol raha
hai jaise RP Singh ko team me
leke
main mohalle me mithayi baant
raha hoon.
Gambhir: Hahaha..
Kohli: Chal. Bye..

LULLI Hain LULLI..!

Husband Wife Ko Suhagraat ma Sikhaate Hue:
"Isko Kehte Hain LUND"..

Wife: Abey Chutiye.. LUND Toh Mere Yaar Ka
Tha,
'' Yeh Toh LULLI Hain LULLI..!

Nangi nangi pussy

Arz kiya he…
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Nangi Nangi pussy me penis fisal gaya..
Gaur farmaiye
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Nangi nangi pussy me penis fisal gaya
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Aur Dono Gottiya pareshan,
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“Saala Ustaad kidhar gaya???

Teacher.

WHY Could Ayesha Takia never
become a School Teacher..?
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B'coz Everytime She moved to Write
something on a Board The Words
got Rubbed Without a Duster...

raped

A zoo keeper gets raped by an elephant, and he's rushed to hospital for treatment. The doctor examines him and asks why his ass has been stretched out 10 inches when an elephant's penis is only 4ins wide. Weeping, the man says "The dirty bastard fingered me first."

HER JAGA LULLY NAHI PHASANI CHAHIEY..

A married Man died before SEX.His Wife cut his Penis, filled it withcement & fixed in wall.Every night she went to wall & satisfied herself.One day her neighbor saw n made a hole in wall n removed it & put His own Penis in the wall & waited for his turn.Lady came with knife,Cut Penis & said:'DARLING WE ARE SHIFTING TO OUR NEW HOUSE."

MORAL HER JAGA LULLY NAHI PHASANI CHAHIEY..

Woman Power

1. Aurat apne hole se 4 guna mota penis le sakti hai.
2 . Aurat sex ke time apne weight ka 4 guna weight wale Mard ka weight utha sakti hai.
3 . Aurat ke ander aadmiyon se 4 guna sex jyada hota hai.
4 . Aurat aadhe ghante me 4 aadmiyon ko thanda kar sakti hai.
5 . Aurat 4 tarikon se aadmi ko satisfy kar sakti hai-
Aage se
Peechhese,
Mooh se
Aur Haathon se..
6 . Aurat kewal 4 jhatkon se hi aadmi ka pani nikal sakti hai.
Respect Woman Power...;)
Happy womans day....

Pathan

PAThAN: IMportd CoNdoM hY..
DukAndAr: SiZE bAtAo..
PAthAn: SizE to mALooM nAhi..
DukAndAr: sAmNe kAmrE mE TAbLe mE HoLE hAi, us mai LuN daAl kr SizE CHecK kAr k aAo..
PAthAn wApAs ayA to DukAndAr nE poochA kon sa size DooN..
PAthAn: CoNdoM k0 GoLi mAr0 TAbLE kitnEy ka Hy..

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Pathan sitting on the Bench with girlfriend
Pathan said: Can i kiss u?
Girl said:NO my lipstick will remove
Pathan:Can i touch ur nipple?
Girl:No,my shirt will become wet.
Pathan: can i fuck u?
Girl:No their are my menses period.
Pathan:Lalay ki jan!
ab ye mat kehna k loos motion hai

chut ya camera

Saas bahu se- Mere
pote ki sakal mere bete
jaisi Q nhi.?
Bahu apni saree upar kr
k taange khol k boli - Ye
CHUT hai CHUT..,
14 megapixel ka digital
camera nhi.

.kitne aadmi the.

gabbbar: arrrey o sambaa...kitne aadmi the.....?

sambaa: 50 the sarkar....

gabbbar: maderchod 2 the naa.. 50 kaise huye...

sambaa: randi ke ...chut ke baal , jab pata hai to 50 baar puchta kyu hai lavde...:D

underwear

Patient : main sidha khada rehkar halka sa jhuk kar apna left leg ghutne se modkar sidha karta hoon fir right leg ko ghutne se modkar sidha karta hoon tab kamar mein dard hota hai.

Dr : to maa chudaane ko aisa karta hi kyun hai?

Patient : to bhosdike underwear kaise pehnu?

POEM BY A Horny GIRL:

POEM BY A Horny GIRL:
Fuck me hard.
And fuck me deep..!
Don't stop..
Until I weep!!
Suck my boobs.
And kiss my lips!
Go on baby.
Shake my hips!
I love the feel of
You in my pussy!!
Ek baat kahun.
kya chodte ho tussi!!
Eat my pussy.
Like burger of McD!
Chodo mujhe.
Faad k meri chaddi !
Woofer main teri.
Tu mera amplifier..!!
Kisi aur ko chodd ke aaya hai na.
You liar?
Faad di hai tune.
Aaj meri fuddi..!
Aise hi chodte rehna.
Jab tak ho na jaun main, Buddhi!!
Muh me lene ka aaj
Mann hai mera..!!
Taiyar ho ja.
Lund pe sajaa ke sehra!
Chudna chahti hun mai,
'Like a whore' !
Condoms lana One plus Four...!!D

POEM BY A Horny GIRL:

POEM BY A Horny GIRL:
Fuck me hard.
And fuck me deep..!
Don't stop..
Until I weep!!
Suck my boobs.
And kiss my lips!
Go on baby.
Shake my hips!
I love the feel of
You in my pussy!!
Ek baat kahun.
kya chodte ho tussi!!
Eat my pussy.
Like burger of McD!
Chodo mujhe.
Faad k meri chaddi !
Woofer main teri.
Tu mera amplifier..!!
Kisi aur ko chodd ke aaya hai na.
You liar?
Faad di hai tune.
Aaj meri fuddi..!
Aise hi chodte rehna.
Jab tak ho na jaun main, Buddhi!!
Muh me lene ka aaj
Mann hai mera..!!
Taiyar ho ja.
Lund pe sajaa ke sehra!
Chudna chahti hun mai,
'Like a whore' !
Condoms lana One plus Four...!!D

NICE BOOBS

Teacher catches student for copying:
Teacher: leave ur paper and get out. We will not consider anything u say.

Student:NICE BOOBS,MAM =D

Counterstrike

Counterstrike if made in India..

Radio commands would be:
Affirmative - haan na laude
Need backup - gandu aa na jaldi
Enemy spotted - dikha bhosdika dikha
Negative - maa chuda
Sector clear - khali hai behenchod
Stick together team - gaand pe chipke raho
Fall back - piche bhago bhadvo
Cover me - kaha mar gaye sab chodu
Get outta here, its gonna blow - maa chudi
bhaago bhen ke lodo!

chutiya

Boy n girl chating on facebook...
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Girl- din bhar facebook pe online hai chutiya hai kya ?
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Boy- tu hogi chutiya...tera pura khandan chutiyaa..aur fb tere baap ka hai kya..????
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Girl (after 3-4 minutes) - i was asking about holidays.

call centre

Ek husband wife ne sex ka code rakha ''phone karnahai ''
Pati: - beta mummy se kaho papa ko urgent phone karna hai.
Patni - papa ko bolo abhi phone nahi kar sakte network kharab hai,
thik hone me 4/5 din lagenge.
Pati - beta mummy ko pucho ki kya papa public phone se call kar
le?
Patni:- beta papa ko bolo, aisi galti ki to mummy ghar par call centre khol legi.... xD xD

Effect

After watchng HIMMATWALA...

ppl hav decided 2 make a movie on SAJID KHAN ...

and named it as...

B h o s d i w a l A. . .

Indian Sex League

Only indian can undrstnd . . .Like IPL, if there was an ISL (Indian Sex League).. then what would be the name of the teams:
¤ Deccan Condoms 
¤ Chennai Superpenis
¤ Kolkata Night Falls
¤ Rajastan Rapists
¤ Punjab Prostitute XI
¤ Banglore Royal Fuckkers
¤ Delhi Sex Devils Last but not the least
¤ Mumbai Lesbians..

kiss

Boy 2 girl on scooty...
Boy:-Can i kiss u...?
Girl:-Horizonta ­l or Vertical lips...?
Boy:-What...?
Girl:-Upper or lower lips...?
Boy:-Mai samjha nahi...?
Girl:-Chutiye.. ­.
Mai helmet utaru ya panty....

"JADDU"

Pehla Bacha: “Meri Mummy
Jadu Karna Jaanti Hai Jab Wo
Papa Ke Lund Ko Pakadti
Hai To Lund Bahut Bada Ho
Jata Hai “.

Doosra Bacha Bola: “Ye Kaun
Si Badi Baat Hain Meri
Mummy Jab Mere Dad Ke
Lund Per Bethti Hai Toh Sara
Lund Gayab Ho Jata Hai.... x) 

LAUDA LE LE MERA

1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria or 1 Bandar chhoda gya, Or Elaan hua k jo 1 minute me Bandar ko pehchan kr Pakad lega use $10,000 milenge

1st - Obama gya Par fail ho gya..

2nd - George bush gya lekin wo bi nakaam rha

3rd - Manmohan singh gya or 10 second me Bandar le aaya..

Sab ne hairani bhari nazron se manmohan se pucha aap ne kaise pata kra?

Manmohan: Mai pinjre me gya or kaha ki

"VOTE CONGRESS KO HI DENA" to sirf ek ne kaha-

"LAUDA LE LE MERA"..

lena kya hai…

Lady – shoes dikhaiye.

Shopkeeper : kitne number ka ?

Lady – 36 no.

Shopkeeper : jaao madam, ghar se soch kar nikla karo ki lena kya hai…. X_X. X_X . °

Pehchana kya

1 ladki bus stand pe khadi thi
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1 ladka bike pe jatta hai .
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Vapas ata hai or uss ladki se puchta hai
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. Pehchana kya ???
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Ladki :"Nahi toh .
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Ladka :"Kya yaar, abhi to samne se gya
tha