4 Dhar

12 bj gye ek new joke, hehehehe

Ek Bar Ek Ladki Badi Pareshan Si Doctor Ke Pass Gayi.
Doctor Ne Uski Pareshani Puchhi To Ladki Boli:
“ Doctor Saab Jab Mein Su-Su Karti Hoon To 4 Dhar Nikalti Hai.”
After Checkup The Doctor
Said: “ Kudiye 4 Dhaar To Niklengi Hi, Andar Kisi Ki
Pant Ka Button Fassa Hua Hai.....

maaza aa gya....

Ek baar ek admi honeymoon me jata hai........Aur uska dost phone krke puchta hai....Bhai tune toh kal raat ko toh tune maaze kiye honge......Aadmi:Han yr kal raat ko pehli baar nangi-pungi ldki dekhi......3 baar muth mari maaza aa gya....

Main Bachhe Ki Jaan Bachata Ho

Paani Mein Doobti Ek Aurat Chilla Rahi Thi.
“Bachao-Bachao Main Pregnant Hoon.”
Santa Ne Use Bahar Nikala Aur Muh Se Muh Mila Ke
Usko Saans Dene Laga.
Banta Uski Panty Utaar Ke Uski Choot Ke Andar Foonk
Marne Laga.
Santa: “Kya Kar Raha Hai Kamine?”
Banta: “Array, Tu Maa Ki Jaan Bacha, Main Bachhe
Ki Jaan Bachata Ho

Candle With Hair

Ek Din raju Ne Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Jiski T-Shirt Par
Likha Thha
“Handle With Care”
Agle Din Usne Apni Jeans Ke Aage Likhva Liya
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“Candle With Hair“
hahahahahahahah a
jisko samajh aya thoko LIKE ;))

LUND

Teacher Student Se: “Duniya Main Sab Se Halki Cheez
Kaunsi Hai ”
Johny: “Madam Ji Lund”
Teacher: “Woh Kaise?”
Johny: “Jo Sochne Se Hi Apne Aap Uth Jaaye Us Se
Halka Or Kya Ho Sakta Hai.. !….”
Teacher Ne Socha Logic To Thik Hai. Usne Next Question
Puchha
“Duniya Ki Sabse Bhari Cheez Kaunsi Hai ?”
Johny Fir Bola: “Ji Lund”
Madam Hairan Hokar Boli:
“ Aisa Kese Ho Sakta Hai Ki Halka Bhi Wo Aur Bhari Bhi Wo”
Johny: “Madam Ji Ek Bar Agar Ye Sex Kar Le To Fir Duniya
Ki Koi Crane Bhi Ise Khada Nahi Kar Sakta “ o_O
:p =D ;)) =)) xP xD (Y)

Kele Ke Saath

Ladki Doctor Se Boli: “Dr. Sahab Muje Abhi Maa Nahi
Ban na ”
Doctor: “Condom Use Kiya Karo”
Ladki Boli: “Condom Paani Ke Saath Lena Hai Ya Doodh Ke
Saath ”
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Doctor: “Kele Ke Saath“ xD ;)) :D:P =D

Doodh Aur Ladki

College Ke Trip Par Bache Ghumne Gaye Thhe, Aur Usmein
judi Ki Beti Chinki Bhi Thhi.
Chinki Ne Sabhi Friends Ke Aage Ek Question Rakha.
'Koi Btayega Ki Doodh Aur Ladki Mein Kya Farq Hota Hai”
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PAPPU: “ Pagli Tujhe Itna Bhi Nahi Pata..!! :O
Doodh Jab Garam Hota Hai To Malayi Uper Aati Hai,
Aur Ladki Jab Garam Ho To Malayi
Niche Aati Hai” o_O :

Ma Dar Chod

Class Mein Madam Sab Bachhon Se Unke Papa Ka
Naam Puchh Rahi Thi,
Jab Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Madam Ne Puchha..
“Apne Papa Ka Naam Batao?”
Pappu: “Mam, Mangelal Darshanlal Choudhary”
Madam: “Bahut Bada Naam Hai, Chhota Kar Ke Batao? ”
Pappu: “Ma Dar Chod“ xD :p =D xP x

susu krun ke na krun

Judi: Aaj din bohot bura guzra
Darwaza khola kundi hath me a gyi,
Nul khola tooti hath me a gyi,
Suitcase uthaya handle hath me,
Ab dar raha hun
Ke
susu krun ke na krun ???

Dar Dar

Wife :
Pehlay Tum Daily Karte They
Phir Weekly Aur Ab Monthly Karte Ho ..
Kyun ?
Husband :
Pehle Teri Aisee Thee {}
Phir Aisee Thee { }
Ab Aisee Hai { }
Ab Kia Karoon Aise {} Ki Talash Mein
Dar Dar Ki Thokrein Khaa Raha Hoon.

Gaand Phaar Doonga

Husband Aur Wife Main Bheyanak Jhagra Hogaya.
Husband Ghusse Say Chillaya:
Gaand Phaar Doonga.
Wife Boli:
Agay Ki Tu Sochte Nahi,
Bus Peechay Pare Rehte Ho.

Mami Ki Gufa Me Papa Ka Kala Sap

Ek Ladaki Apani Bua Ji Ke Sath
Bathroom Me Naha Rahi Thi
To Usake Bua Ki Chuchi Dikhi,
Ladaki Boli:
Bua Ji Ye Kya Hai,
To Bua Ji Boli:
Tarch Hai
Feer Vahi Ladaki Dusre Din Ma Ke Bur Ko Dekha
To Ladaki Boli:
Ye Kya Hai,
To Ma Ne Bola:
Beti Ye Gufa Hai
Feer Vahi Ladaki 1 Din
Apane Papa Ka Lund Dekha
Aur Boli Papa:
Ye Kya Hai ,
Papa Ne Bola:
Beti Ye Sap Hai,
1 Din Raat Ko Us Ladaki Ke Papa Ne
Usaki Mami Ko Pel Rahe The
To Ladaki Uth Gayi Dhere Se Apani Bua Ji
Ke Pass Bolati Hai:
Bua Ji Apani Tarch Do
Mami Ki Gufa Me Papa Ka Kala Sap Gus Gaya Hai

Do Ghoonth Maar

Agar Tujhme Himmat Hai To
Kutub Minar Hila Kar Dikha
Agar Tujhme Himmat Hai To
Kutub Minar Hila Kar Dikha
Aur Agar Nahin
To Mere Paas Baith
Do Ghoonth Maar
Aur Kutub Minar Ko Hilta Hua Dekh

LODA

Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka
naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah
LODA likh liya.....

Public Place

Sardar 1 Randi Ki Chudai Kar Raha Tha
Chudai Karte Waqt Usne Randi Ki Choot Me Moot Diya
Randi Ne 1 Thappad Usko Rasid Diya
Sardar :
Kyo Mara?
Randi:
Behanchod,Public Place Me Peshaab Karta Hai

Chaddi Dagadaar

29 Ko Vo Naraz Thi,
30 Ko Yaaro Baarat Thi,
1 Ko Mast Suhagraat Thi
2 Ko Pyar Ki Barsaat Thi.
Aankh Khuli To Pata Chala
Sapno Ki Kali Raat Thi.
Hath Mein Apna Lund Aur
Chaddi Dagadaar Thi.. 

Now 3 idiot's song

Now 3 idiot's song
Saari Umar Hum Muth Mar Ke Jiliye
Ab To Hume Chodne Do-
Chodne Do
Give Me The Condom
Give Me Some Place
Give Me Another Chance
I Wanna Fuck Her Once Again.. xD ;)) :

Choot Mein Bhi Kulhadi

Ek 7 Saal Ka Bachha Apni Ek Aunty Ke Saath Naha Raha Tha
Bache Ne Aunty Ke Niche Dekha Aur Bola
“Aunty Aunty, Aapke Vaha Cut Kyun Hai?”
Aunty Ne Socha Chota Bachha Hai Isko Bahla Deti Hu
Aunty: “Beta, Wo Yaha Kulhadi Lag Gayi Thhi Isliye..
Bachha Hairan Hote Hue: “Heyy Bhagwan Choot Mein Bhi
Kulhadi Lag Gayi“ xD

PARLE G

Sharmila Ladka Suhagrat ko Wifeki Breast par Hath laga kar:
"Yeh Kya hai?"
Wife: Iss me se Dudh Nikalta hai
Ladka:Tum Dudh Nikalo, Main
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"PARLE G" Leker Aata hun..

salla husband

A gal got a call frm unknwn no. 
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Man- r u single ?
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Gal- yes ,bt who r u ??
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Man- ur husband , bc aj gr aake btata hu tuje....
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She recieves another coll frm unknown no.
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Man - r u booked??
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Gal - yes bt who r u ??
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Man- m ur boyfriend ,,u cheat!!
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Gal - o sry jaanu i thought it was my husband
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Man - saali tera husband hi bol raha hun ,aj to tu pkka gai :p

warnty

Customer- Yeh underwear kitne ka hai?
Dukandar- 50Rs ka
Customer-Iski koi warnty?
Dukndar: 6 floor se niche gir jao,Gaand phat jayegi, magar chaddinahi! :>:| :D

Hahaha faadu one

Hahaha faadu one

PAGALKHANE me Nurse ek Patient (Pagal) se: Mera Dupatta utaro..
Pagal: OK !
Nurse: Ab meri Kameez bhi utaro.
Pagal: OK !
Nurse: Ab meri Salwar bhi utaro
Pagal- OK !
Nurse: Ab Meri Bra aur Panty bhi..
Aur dhyaan rahe
Aainda kabhi mere kapde nahi pehanna !
Aaj fir aapki soch ko 21 topo ki salaami. X_X

WE R BOYS..;-)

Ladka hone k fayade-
1.Hame UN DINO ka tension nahihota.
2. Koi bhari saman latkta nahi rehta.
3.Nange b ghume to kisi ki bhavnaye nahi jagti.
4.Virgnity ka koi pruf nahi hota.
5.khujane pe hath gila nahi hota.
6.And above all, jahan chahe waha mut sakte he.
We r grateful
WE R BOYS..;-)

Thank god

Ek din teacher bache se puchti hai
Teacher- Tumhara nam kya hai?
Bachcha- mam, Hola.
Teacher- yeh kaisa nam hai ?
Bachcha- mai holi wale din paidahua tha na islie.
Teacher- Thank god lohdi wale din paida ni hue...

Mera Mobile NumberNote Kar Lo

Ladki Chemist Shop Pe Jati Hai Aur Bolti Hai
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Girl: “ Aapke Pass 12 Inch Ka Condom Hai? ”
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Shopkeeper: “ Haan Hai, Boliye Kitne Du? ”
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Ladki: “ Arey Nahi, Mujhe Nahi Chahiye Par Mera Mobile NumberNote Kar Lo. Jo Bhi Ye Condom Purchase Kare Usko Mera Mobile Number De Dena 

free ki chudai

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Apne Dost Ke Ghar
Jata Hai.
Par Uska Dost Ghar Par Nahi Hota Kisi
Kam Se Bahar Market Tak Gaya Hota
Hai.
Aadmi Uski Biwi Se Puchta Hai: “Aapke
Pati Kab Tak Aa Jayenge?”
Aurat Bolti Hai: “1 Gante Tak Aa
Jayenge”
Aadmi: “Chalo Thodi Der Yahi Pe Unka
Intzar Kar Leta Hoon”
Aadmi Wahi Sofe Pe Beth Jata Hai, Thodi
Der Baad Dost Ki Biwi Se Bolta Hai.
Dost: “Babhi Ji, Agar Aap Mujhe Apna Ek
Boob Dikhayengi To Mein Aapko 500
Rupaye Dunga”
Pahle To Aurat Sochti Hai Ki Sala Kya
Bakwas Kar Raha Hai, Fir Socha Ki Sirf Ek
Boob Hi To Dikhana Hai.
Aurat Apna Ek Boob Dikha Deti HaiAur
500 Rupaye Le Leti Hai.
Thodi Der Baad Aadmi Phir PuchtaHai:
“Agar Aap Mujhe Apne Dono Boobs
Dikhayengi To Mein 500 Rupaye Aur
Dunga”
Aurat Ye Sunkar Jaldi Se Dono Boobs
Dikha Deti Hai Aur 500 Rupaye Le Leti
Hai.
Aadmi Phir Bola: “1500 Rupaye Aur
Dunga Agar Inhe Chussne Do To”
Aurat Ne Socha Choosna Hi To Hai 1500
Rupaye Bhi Mil Jayenge.
Aurat Ne Jaldi Se Apni Shirt Utari Aur
Boli: “Ye Lo Choos Lo”
Aadmi Choosne Laga Use Aur Maja
Aaya. Thodi Der Choosne Ke Baad Phir
Kaha.
Aadmi: “2500 Rupaye Dunga Chut Bhi
Dikha Do”
Aurat Ne Socha Ki Sirf Dikhani Hi To Hai
2500 Rss Mill Jayenge, Khoob Achi
Shopping Karungi, Aurat Ne Jeans Utaar
Ke Apni Chut Bhi Dikha Di.
Lekin Aadmi Ka Usko Dekhte Hi Sex
Karne Ka Man Karne Laga Aur Bola.
Aadmi: “Babhi Ji, Bas Ek Khawish Aur,
Agar Aap Sex Karne De To 5000 Rupaye
Aur Dunga”
Aurat Ne Socha Chalo Ghar Par BhiKoi
Nahi Hai Aur Taste Bhi Change Ho
Jayega Aur Paise Bhi Mil Jayenge, Vese
Bhi Kisi Ko Kya Pata Lagna Hai
Aadmi Ne Tassali Baksh Us Se Chudayi
Ki Aur Sex Karke Paise Dene Ke Baad
Bola
Aadmi: “Acha Lagta Hai Unko Der Ho
Jayegi Mein Phir Kabhi Aa Jaunga”
Aurat Khushi Se Boli: “Haan Ji Jaroor-
Jaroor Aaiyega”
Aadmi Ke Niklte Hi Thodi Der Baad
Aurat Ka Pati Aa Jata Hai Aur Puchta
Hai.
Pati: “Mere Kisi Dost Ne Aakar Tumhe
10000 Rupaye To Nahi Diye, Jo Usne
Mujhse Kal Udhar Liye The, Bol Raha
Tha Ki Aaj Ghar De Jaunga“

hahahaha penchod banda scene kr k chala gya hahaha

DAD IS A CHEMIST!

Boy goes to a chemist-
"Give me a condom. I'am going to
my gf's house for dinner.
Then he says "Give me two more.
My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her momis
still hot."
During dinner, her Dad walks in.
Boy lowers his head 'n starts
praying.
10 min 'n he is still praying, his
head down.
All are surprised.
Girlfriend-" I never knew you areso
religious"
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Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A
CHEMIST!

ab nikal lo

Bund padu jOke......
Pappu on phone: ye kahan ka number
hai?
Inspector: police station ka.
Pappu: Aap k paas kya hai?
Insp: Danda.
Pappu: BUM mein daal lo.
Ye bol ke phone rakh diya.
Inspector ne caller ID se phone number
liya aur usi number pe call lagaya.
Pappu k father ne uthaya.
Inspector: yahan se ek phone aaya tha,
mujse bola aap k pass danda hai to BUM
mein dal lo.
Father: kitni der pehle phone aayatha?
Insp: 10 min pehle
Father: Toh ab nikal lo! :

golliyan kis kaam ki....

Dr.to old man:-Tumhari neeche ki dono golliyan nikaalni pdengi............old man:-Beta nikaal do jb bandook hi nhi chalti toh golliyan kis kaam ki....

MAUN-Vrat

MAUN-Vrat ke din, husband office ja raha tha toh,

Wife ne Boobs hilake dikhaya,
Husbd ne apna bahar nikal k dikhaya

Wife guse me-Mera matlb hai kab aoge
Hsbd: mera mtlab hai 1 Ghante me

Gabhrahat

Suhaag Raat Me Wife :
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..
Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?
Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

Faadu joke hahahahahahahahaha

Faadu joke hahahahahahahahaha

Ladki mandir me prasad lekar pandit k pair chhukar boli
koi gyan ki baat btao.
Pandit= Beti"Bra pehna karo"jhukti ho to
dhyan aur gyan
dono ki Maa chud jati he !!

Tuhaar Lund Ki Pyaasi, Bijli.....

Ek Bihari Aurat Bank Mein
Cheque Cash Karane Gayi
To Clerk Bola
Clerk: “Idhar Sign Karo?”
Aurat: “kaise?”
Clerk: “Arrey, Jaise Apne
Pati Ko Khat Ke Aakhir
Mein Likhti Ho”
Aurat Ne Likh Diya:
“Tuhaar Lund Ki Pyaasi,
Bijli.....

3 chor

Ek bar 3 chor raja ka bag say fruits chura reha tha tabi una saniko na pakar leya aur raja ka pas la gya tabi raja bola tum 3 jao aur mera bag say jo be thana ha kha lo par vapis ata sama mera leya 1 chis lani hogi chor vapis bag may gay aur khana khana ka bad sabi raja ha leya kuch na kuch lay raja na pucha 1st chor say tumna mera leya kya leya chor bola mango raja bola saniko isku ounda karo aur mango isdi bund vich pao fir 2nd chor say pucha tum kya lay ho hazor muli raja bola saniko isnu be ounda karo aur muli isdi bund vich padyo 2nd chor phala roya fir hasa raja bola oa tu roya kyu chor bola dard hoya is karka fir raja bola fir tu hasya kyu chor bolya maharaj meri ta muli ce 3rd chor da ta hindvana ha....

Gaand Marwate Hain.

3 Ladkiya Tange Par College Ja Rahi Thi.
Ek Ladki Ne Tange Wale Se Puchha-Chacha Bada Lund Mazaa Deta Hai Ya Chhota?
Chacha-Ladkiyo Kuch To Sharm Karo!
Dusri Boli-Chacha Please Batao Na?
Bar Bar Puchne Pr Chacha Bole-Bada Lund!
Tabhi Teesri Boli-Main Kehti Thi na ki Chacha Gaand Marwate Hain.....

couple in Bed

An old couple in Bed after their 50th
Anniversary Bash.
Man: "You remember our first night when I
cut my finger so that every one would believe
that u were still a virgin ?"
Woman: "Yes, I guess its payback time. Should
I blow my nose on the bed sheet so that
everyone thinks that u can still ejaculate??

temple BELL.

If girls wear mini skirt it looks
sexxy
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How will it look if boys wear mini skirt
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..It would look like a temple
BELL.=)) =)) =D

Women are the best vehicles

Women are the best vehicles in the worldbecause:-
---2 beautiful headlights in the front
---2 great bumpers at the back
---Self -lubricating when hot
---Finger touch ignition
---Automatic engine oil change every month
---Any type of piston fits.
---Multiple seating styles & adjustments
----Great accessories
---Highest mileage 9months with just 5ml refill
---That's why MEN are dyingto own one :please send to the other luxurious cars u know. X_X

Underwear B Chahiye!

Customer:Meri Wife Ka Brazier Chahiye Lekin Muje Size Nai Pata.
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Sales Girl: Meray Boobs pakro or andaza lgao
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Customer:Wah G Wah Us Ka To Underwear B Chahiye!

Bhaiya G Smail

School ki yad me 1 sher arz hai
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Sb mje khte the school ka chmakta sitara
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Kyu
K
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Meny 8th class me hi khol dia tha
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Matric ki Bachi ka nada
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“Bhaiya G Smail”

Shera

Mamta Ne Apni Gaand Pe Tattoo Banvaya, Shera Di Gaddi.
Pappu Ne Jab Ye Dekha To Gusse Mein Aakar Us Tattoo Wale Ke Paas Gaya,
Aur Apna Lund Nikal Ke Usko Bola
pappu: “Bhenchod Ab Ispe Likh Shera“

Speed Breaker

Pappu Ke Pados Mein Ek Nayi Family Rehne Aayi,
Ek Din Uski Ladki Ne T–Shirt Pehni Hui Thi Jispe Car Bani Hui Thi.
Papu Lagatar Usko Dekhe Ja Raha Thha, Ladki Ne Us Se Pucha.
Ladki: “Oye, Kabhi Car Nahi Dekhi Kya?”
Papu: “Ji, Car To Dekhi Hai, Par Itne Bade-Bade Speed Breaker Kabhi Nahi Dekhe“

Laude Jaisi

Ek Aadmi Ne Apne Padosi Ko Chidane Ke Liye Kisi Baat Pe Bola.
Aadmi: “Yaar, Teri Shakal To Bilkul Mere Laude Jaisi Hai”
Padosi Bhi Baba Saxidas Ka Bhakat Tha, Pura Haazir Jawab, Jat Se Jawab Diya
Padosi: “Tabhi Main Sochu Bhabhi Mujhe Dekhte Hi Apni Tange Kyun Faila Leti Hai“

gift

Girl:- "Aaj valentine day h, Mujhe kya gift doge.?"
Boy:- "Wo saamne black colour ki BMW dekh rhi ho.?"
Girl (khush ho k)- Haan haan.
Boy:- Us colour ka
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Lawda....

"Sab" "Bra" "Ka" ''Fal''

Its not that...
"Sabbra Ka Fal Meetha Hota Hai"
But
Its real meaning is that
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"Sab" "Bra" "Ka" ''Fal'' meetha hota hai.;)

Gaand Fadu Kele

GaAnd faAdu jOKe.....hahahahahaha
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Kele Wala Gali Mein Kele Bech Raha Tha
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Kelewala: “Kele Lelo Gaand Fadu Kele Lelo”
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Lady: “Oye, Ye Kaisi Kele Hai, Pahle To Kabhi Nahi Sune? Kitne Ka Hai?”
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Kelewala: “250 Rs Ka Ek”
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Lady Hairan Hoke: “Kyaaa????”
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Kelewala: “Dekha Fatt Gayi Na Gaand“ =)) 

Aakhir Kyu?

Ladko Ke Sath Nainsaafi Kyu? Kyu? Kyu ? Akhir Kyu ?
Kya Kabhi Kisi Ne Socha Hai Ki Hum Ladko Ke Saath Na-Insaafi
Hoti Hai
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Jab Ladki Pregnent Ho To Usski Saari Friends,
Usske Pet Pe Hath Pher Ke Kehti Hai “Congrtultions“ ,
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Lekin Koi Bhi Ladko Ka Lund Pakad Kar Nahi Kahti
“Well Done – Well Done“.
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Aakhir Kyu?

Condoms...♋

Condoms...♋
Imagine if all these
companies start selling
condoms, they won't even
have to change their tag
line:-
Pepsodent Condom-
"Raat bhar dishum
dishum."
Colgate Condom-
"Ye hai hamara suraksha
chakra."
Nokia
"Condom- Connecting
people."
MRF Condom-
"Extra Rubber, Extra
Mileage."
Moov Condom-
"Ah se Aha tak."
Mirinda Condom-
"Zor ka jhatka dhire se
lage."
Godrej Hair Dye Condom-
"Kato, kholo or lagao."
Sprite Condom-
"Bujaye only Pyas baki all
bakwas."
Tata Sky Condom-
"Isko laga dala,toh life
jhingalala.."
The best one...
M seal condom -
"ek tapakti boond aapki
kismat badal sakti hai!.